₦airaland Forum

kaya09:
yea,ur wish came thru

shockwave91:
u no why

destante:
Lol op is jes a clown jor

Dolcilicious:
I dont

Bibol:
It's KNEES Sir not KNEELS. Even if you check the internet, the only sites where it is used are Nigerian sites. You know why? Because it's "Nigerian English". Some words are grammatically wrong but due to constant usage, now sound right. Same goes for the word opportuned. You won't find these words in trusted dictionaries. Learn to accept simple corrections, it's not a sign of weakness. It will help you.

Bibol:
It's KNEES Sir not KNEELS. Even if you check the internet, the only sites where it is used are Nigerian sites. You know why? Because it's "Nigerian English". Some words are grammatically wrong but due to constant usage, now sound right. Same goes for the word opportuned. You won't find these words in trusted dictionaries. Learn to accept simple corrections, it's not a sign of weakness. It will help you.

shey space dey for me to book sha and she I told

shockwave91:
lol....it's d whole weed thing & i no u no. Ur jst bin nawty

What drugs u talking bout in ur signature?

adonbilivit:
please na

freecocoa:
I don't mean this the wrong way but I don't see how anyone can think those words English.

kaya09:
If this useless thread make Fp i go smoke one full bowl of weed today

SmellMyFart:
This people go just dey disturb person even on monday. Mtchewwww


"KNOCK KNOCK!"


ME: Who's there?

"Jehovah's Witness."


ME: Nobody dey house.


"But you just ans...."


ME: I SAY NOBODY DEY HOUSE!! This na their dog, Bingo!!!

Dolcilicious:
lol...its nt abt weed,but weed suits my signature just fine

kellyJames5:
Please don't flog me
I don learn am.

30secs:
This post has potential sha
Make I kukuma register my name incase....

shockwave91:
cocaine? Babe ur head strong o @signature

adonbilivit:
these are words the average Nigerian uses when speaking english on daily basis. i bet most of us think they are really english words while some know they are not but still use them because they have been sort of accepted as correct. they are no longer considered blunders in grammar by Nigerians but if you dare use them during interviews and other corporate activities you are on your own (oyo). here they are:

1. sef: we often use this word in place of "anyway". i hear people say things like "what is it sef"?

2. eiya or heiya: this is used when u feel sorry for someone. for example, if a friend tells you armed rubbers attacked him your response will most likely be "eiya, hope they didn't injure you sha"?

3. sha: as you can see i used it in point 2 above. Nigerians use it in place of the word "though". here is an example; "I am tired but i will still work sha"...i am very much guilty of this point right here. when i use the word "though" most people don't seem to understand me.

4. na: hmmm, i don't even know the english word that can be substituted with this. we tend to use it when we are trying to make something clear to people. here is how we use it:

john: which of them bro?

james: the black one na

5. joor: this one seems to lack a substitute too. it usually portrays some kind of aggression and anger when used. when for instance, a guy is pestering a girl she might say something like "leave me alone joor".

6. shey: this one is used instead of "right". it is often applied when asking question. e.g "you saw Aminu yesterday, shey? notice that it took the place of "right" in the sentence.

Tex42:
flog u?! how can i. i own u one for making me laugh. lol!

Dolcilicious:
Yh

shockwave91:
damn. I can manage weed but coke? My head neva reach. wen did u start using it?

Dolcilicious:
I dont do drugs jor...was just playing along.

shockwave91:
lol....me 2 u shuld av jst continued now. It's ruined

Dolcilicious:
*whispers* NL is a big forum,av u forgotten?

prettiest1:
Lol. Just can't hold tears. Nna mehn, you've made my day.

shockwave91:
*whispers* o yea, so ssshhhh not too loud

SmellMyFart:
glad I could make you laugh.