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Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:17pm On Oct 23, 2014*

[center] Good Day Handsome Men in the house!
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I don't want to sound desperate, but am not getting any younger anymore and my great-grand mother and grand mother are on my neck to get[b] MARRIED[/b].

I want to take my time to build a home and be the best wife to that lucky man.

Requirements

He must be God Fearing

He must be hardworking

He must be handsome

He must have at least 10 years relationship experience

He must have 15 years bedroom experience

He must be able to speak French (added advantage)

He must have computer knowledge (added advantage)

He must be financially stable (we would make trillion together I promise)

He can drink and smoke (with moderation)

He must be a good dancer or singer

He must know how to fight either Judo, Takwando or karate

He must be serious

He must be ready to court for a while

He must be above 35 years (Wizkid children is a NO NO)

He must have a very good dress sense

Benefits from me

Lovely and adorable children

Our private mansion

Our billion dollar business

My Love

My Trust

My Loyalty

My body and soul

We would get to know more about ourselves as we grow and live happily ever after

My digit 07061034746... Whatsapp

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Re: Husband Needed by paranorman(m): 5:20pm On Oct 23, 2014

This is gonna be a hilarious thread.. You wrote about not wantin to sound desperate, yet, ur text depicts no better...
Wishin you good luck-thats if you'r for real and not one of them scammers..
Good luck ma'am..

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Re: Husband Needed by crudedude(m): 5:24pm On Oct 23, 2014

*falls off canoe*

grin

mods abeg front page. I go pay grin

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Re: Husband Needed by bossminded: 5:27pm On Oct 23, 2014

Lol..... na frm play play truth tk dy cum out

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Re: Husband Needed by Joshuadon: 5:28pm On Oct 23, 2014

see liver

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 23, 2014

Hahahahhahahahahahha........ Are u recruiting for husbands to fill the vacancy of ur lonely life?

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Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2014

Joshuadon:
see liver

Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2014

Cutehector4u:
Hahahahhahahahahahha........ Are u recruiting for husbands to fill the vacancy of ur lonely life?

Care to apply??

Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 5:34pm On Oct 23, 2014

Merlissa:
Care to apply??

nope..... I dnt go for such ladies... Who knws she actually needs a man and is too selective....

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Re: Husband Needed by Joshuadon: 5:35pm On Oct 23, 2014

Merlissa:

i dey feel u ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Re: Husband Needed by stupor(m): 5:37pm On Oct 23, 2014

This is the result of getting too high !
Wake up and stop day-dreaming !

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Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 5:38pm On Oct 23, 2014

stupor:
This is the result of getting too high !
Wake up and stop day-dreaming !

Yes boss!

Re: Husband Needed by Zolar4ever(m): 5:46pm On Oct 23, 2014

Gold digger

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Re: Husband Needed by Anyi3(m): 6:02pm On Oct 23, 2014

Not even funny actually undecided

Anybody above 35 that calls you up doesn't tick the remaining boxes.
He has all those qualities and you want him to still be single huh

Goodluck and no I just felt like calling the President of Nigeria

God fearing and 15 years bedroom experience, how do some christians think lipsrsealed

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 23, 2014

Lol.. This babe no well oooh.
Guys, didn't you notice she copied/quoted someone? It's meant to be a hilarious thread, and that it is.

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Re: Husband Needed by Mobebi(m): 6:08pm On Oct 23, 2014

He must have 15 years bedroom experience

his strength go don de fade Na....

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:15pm On Oct 23, 2014

[quote author=Merlissa post=27390290][/quote]Hehehe..Must He Speak Chinese Too?..Another Funny Thread *takes A Seat With My Garri And Fish* Comedians Like Seyilaw Will Soon Be Trooping In ..*ready To Lmao* grin

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:18pm On Oct 23, 2014

@ops you are not ready for marriege because when u do, u aint sayn dis shit angry

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:21pm On Oct 23, 2014

Zolar4ever:
Gold digger

Really? U just had to come spoil this thread with ur post.

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:22pm On Oct 23, 2014

MzPreshie:
Lol.. This babe no well oooh.
Guys, didn't you notice she copied/quoted someone? It's meant to be a hilarious thread, and that it is.

They don't get it grin

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Re: Husband Needed by Anyi3(m): 6:25pm On Oct 23, 2014

miztola:
They don't get it

I do, I no de refer to OP

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Re: Husband Needed by jmoore(m): 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2014

See market. grin

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 23, 2014

Anyi3:
I do, I no de refer to OP

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Re: Husband Needed by jmoore(m): 6:39pm On Oct 23, 2014

MzPreshie:
Lol.. This babe no well oooh.
Guys, didn't you notice she copied/quoted someone? It's meant to be a hilarious thread, and that it is.

I guess her phone number is funny too?

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Re: Husband Needed by cirmuell(m): 6:45pm On Oct 23, 2014

I have all this qualities, but I'm just 15 sad

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 6:45pm On Oct 23, 2014

jmoore:
I guess her phone number is funny too?

Must have been from the original poster. Why don't you try the number and apply since you're here already?

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Re: Husband Needed by jmoore(m): 7:06pm On Oct 23, 2014

MzPreshie:
Must have been from the original poster. Why don't you try the number and apply since you're here already?

I don't have bedroom experience so I am not qualified to apply.

Check her previous posts, it is her phone number.

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Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 7:20pm On Oct 23, 2014

jmoore:
I don't have bedroom experience so I am not qualified to apply.

Check her previous posts, it is her phone number.

Oh... Right.
Though it'd come out to me as a joke.

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Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 7:42pm On Oct 23, 2014

miztola:
Really? U just had to come spoil this thread with ur post.

No mind am

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Re: Husband Needed by Merlissa(op): 7:43pm On Oct 23, 2014

cirmuell:
I have all this qualities, but I'm just 15

Don't be sad.. Yours will come soon!!!

Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 23, 2014

Merlissa:
No mind am

Re: Husband Needed by Nobody: 10:28pm On Oct 24, 2014

lolz.Gold diggers b lyk i pray dis advert is for real ooooo

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