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| Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by dada01(op): 1:59pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Advice me please =============== My Girlfriend told me late last month that it's over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam, I didn't die, I went to an express road &looked carefully before crossing the road,nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concortion....So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. I'm really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work? Advice me please. I'm waiting for your advice.. 1 Like |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by Greyworld: 2:36pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Lyf wif ha was indeed meaninless.... Kip tryin bro. Lol |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by thegoodone2(m): 3:16pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Try hard next time. 10% |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by Jamie1360(m): 5:17pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
just can't stop laughing, bro, kudos to you |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by dada01(op): 7:48pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
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| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by dada01(op): 7:52pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by samseen02(m): 8:13pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
my little advice is to kill ur self oo if u can at least Nigeria still have 169,999,000 if i'm correct. So No P others will live on coz d economy even need decrease in population |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by Nobody: 8:16pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Oh brother, pls drink Acid. It kills faster. |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by bunmioguns(m): 4:18am On Oct 28, 2014 |
Stale |
| Re: Advice Me B4 I Do Something Worst by dada01(op): 5:36am On Oct 28, 2014 |
missberrypop5:Oh ho, my sister here wants me to drink acid. I would have love to do that, but I want a pleasant transition. Hope u understand don't want to go thru pains |
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