AirborneLacer:


Close close calls bro.

Not as obvious as Rojo's grappling.

TBH Oliver is a good ref, I just admire his consistency.

No doubt...it's just like I said, these things are part and parcel of the game...and the calls even out over the course of the season anyway.

Still 6 points clear of ManCity

I think it would probably seem weird coming from the English media if Paul Lambert isn't on their front pages on monday morning.

Schurrle and Sallah could leave the club.
Hopes that we might actually sign new players if the window re-opens.

Starting 11 curled from both Chelsea and Real Madrid.

www.caughtoffside.com/?referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fchelseanews.com%2F#article/caughtoffside-539054

Ibime:


Same as he eulogised Ramires last season and Torres and Mikel a hundred times.

We ain't concerned with the coach lifting his players morale, you the punk posting every statement here like it's the word of God. He stunk out the place against Maribor, United and Shrewsbury (he even stunk yesterday bar the goal), now you are back for your monthly praise session. Oscar is crap technically, nothing you cut and paste here will improve his technique or vision.

A player who is crap technically can not score that goal, or the one against Juve or the Freekick against Stoke last season, or the free kick this season. Plus, it has happen too many times to be a fluke.

Honestly, I've been watching Oscar closely for the last four/five game. Wigga can't pass for real. He's always over hitting passes. Top player still.

dawhizkid1:


A player who is crap technically can not score that goal, or the one against Juve or the Freekick against Stoke last season, or the free kick this season. Plus, it has happen too many times to be a fluke.

Honestly, I've been watching Oscar closely for the last four/five game. Wigga can't pass for real. He's always over hitting passes. Top player still.

It's my job to make you watch players closely. It took 2 years of me teling everyone on this thread that Ramires is a poor player for ninjas to watch his game.

Technique is not an all-encompassing word. A ninja can have great technique in hitting shots but be piss-poor at passing. Example Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink, Rashidi Yekini, Ramires.

Oscar does not have anywhere close to the technique of a top midfielder. His technique at hitting shots is just a bonus like Ramires. The nigga is inept at his primary duty.

Blasting the home fans, like he buys their tickets. I've never seen someone that doesn't know how to speak properly like that in football.

Keky:
Blasting the home fans, like he buys their tickets. I've never seen someone that doesn't know how to speak properly like that in football.

Abi oh. I like Mourinho, but he and other managers should be grateful that thousands of fans still pay $1000 for season-tickets.

Keky:
Blasting the home fans, like he buys their tickets. I've never seen someone that doesn't know how to speak properly like that in football.

Ogun blast you, we no say wetin he talk no good but wetin concern you?

What's wrong with what Mourinho said?

Just discovered that the last Barca finished as runners-up in their UCL group was in 2006. EIGHT years ago!

Ibime:


It's my job to make you watch players closely. It took 2 years of me teling everyone on this thread that Ramires is a poor player for ninjas to watch his game.

Technique is not an all-encompassing word. A ninja can have great technique in hitting shots but be piss-poor at passing . Example Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink, Rashidi Yekini, Ramires.

Oscar does not have anywhere close to the technique of a top midfielder. His technique at hitting shots is just a bonus like Ramires. The nigga is inept at his primary duty.

I know what technique is, and Oscar is not crap technically. His Close control is decent, He can trap really well, his shooting is top class. It just his passing that is bad, especially for a player that has played with Mata, Hazard and Cesc. Not Ramires bad tho. Never Ramires bad.

Nihilist:
What's wrong with what Mourinho said?

u cnt blame d fans tho, bcus d ticket moni is expensive, nd d ppl payn for d ticket are big men, so u cnt ecpct big men to b shouting up nd dwn na..lol... .. lyk say d ticket moni cheap, I swear na dat tym u go no say chelsea gt fans wey dey make noise, wit der bad bois for der?

dawhizkid1:


I know what technique is, and Oscar is not crap technically. His Close control is decent, He can trap really well, his shooting is top class. It just his passing that is bad, especially for a player that has played with Mata, Hazard and Cesc. Not Ramires bad tho. Never Ramires bad.

For a ninja who 3 weeks ago was comparing Oscar to Gotze, Sterling and Draxler to come back 3 weeks later and claim Oscar is a bad passer means we are making progress.

His touch is also below average, and his vision is non existent.

Keep watching closely nigga. This is enlightenment.

Ibime:


For a ninja who 3 weeks ago was comparing Oscar to Gotze, Sterling and Draxler to come back 3 weeks later and claim Oscar is a bad passer means we are making progress.

His touch is also below average, and his vision is non existent.

Keep watching closely nigga. This is enlightenment.

Quote where I compared Oscar with Gotze please. Thanks.

I still maintain that Both Sterling and Draxler are no where near Oscar's quality, especially Sterling. And no, Oscar's touch is not below Average.

Somebody should give me a brief tutorial on how to embed videos on here, with mobile oooo. Thanks.

dawhizkid1:



Quote where I compared Oscar with Gotze please. Thanks.

I still maintain that Both Sterling and Draxler are no where near Oscar's quality, especially Sterling. And no, Oscar's touch is not below Average.

Somebody should give me a brief tutorial on how to embed videos on here, with mobile oooo. Thanks.

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Cc nitlad

Dhellake: .

Cc nitlad

uhm


Ok. . .

dawhizkid1: Somebody should give me a brief tutorial on how to embed videos on here, with mobile oooo. Thanks.

For Youtube; switch to desktop view and just copy the page link as it appears in your address bar and paste here. Or click 'share', then copy the generated link and paste here. See image below;




For DailyMotion, Vimeo, et al; Ba Kudi!

A false allegation can occur as the result of intentional lying on the part of the accuser; or unintentionally, due to a confabulation, either arising spontaneously due to mental illness or resulting from deliberate or accidental suggestive questioning or faulty interviewing techniques.

For those living within the UK, the maximum penalty for the charge of false accusations (Section 314 of the Crimes Act) is seven years imprisonment.

Ibime has been found guilty of this crime on two different occasions, having wrongly accused AirborneLacer of comparing Lampard with Oscar and wrongly accusing Dawhizkid1 of comparing Oscar with Goetze.

The wrath of the law must befall him.

Cfcfan you're a legal attorney, feel free to employ your services as Ibime's defence lawyer.

Nitlad why be say na anaconda clip you dey use for your example?

Nihilist: Nitlad why be say na anaconda clip you dey use for your example?

Ana wetin?

Dat na Women Of Faith, brother!

Nihilist:
Nitlad why be say na anaconda clip you dey use for your example?

One of his gazillion fetishes. Don't blame my bruh, he can't just help it

AirborneLacer: One of his gazillion fetishes. Don't blame my bruh, he can't just help it

Shut up!

Chai! Na Women Of Faith - Trading My Sorrows I tpye the thing go dey load another thing for me. Ah nor even sabi.

Nihilist:
Nitlad why be say na anaconda clip you dey use for your example?

Bwuahahahahahahahaha

nitlad:
Chai! Na Women Of Faith - Trading My Sorrows I tpye the thing go dey load another thing for me. Ah nor even sabi.

For ya mind,abi?

nitlad:
Chai! Na Women Of Faith - Trading My Sorrows I tpye the thing go dey load another thing for me. Ah nor even sabi.

buhahahaha

this guy no well

dawhizkid1:

Quote where I compared Oscar with Gotze please. Thanks.

I still maintain that Both Sterling and Draxler are no where near Oscar's quality, especially Sterling. And no, Oscar's touch is not below Average.

Nobody in their right-mind would accuse Sterling and Draxler of being unable to pass a ball, an allegation you have levelled against Oscar:

dawhizkid1:

Honestly, I've been watching Oscar closely for the last four/five game. Wigga can't pass for real. He's always over hitting passes. Top player still.

"The top player still" comment is based on his shooting technique which for a nigga who has never registered 12 goals in a season don't mean shyt!!!

In other words, Oscar is a rubbish passer who scores the occassional worldie.

Oscar's dire passing is unforgivable in his position and can never place him above any midfielder who can pass a ball, workrate being equal. Sterling and Draxler are miles ahead of Oscar.

The other two are instigators ie game changers. Oscar is a boat lifted by a rising tide. He cannot control or prompt anything, and would never lift a struggling team. He does not add anything to the attacking play. If he does not score 20 goals this season, he should be crucified. The last ninja playing AM in a Chelsea team this dominant scored 27 goals and 20 assists. Even Malouda scored nearly 20 goals. Oscar is just there plodding along.

The lesson has just started. Keep watching. If within 3 weeks, you can admit that the great Brazilian no10 can't pass for shyte, na only stronghead dey make you still dey yarn.

We would soon see if it is English hype that is lifting Sterling . . . . or Brazilian hype lifting a no10 who can't pass the ball to save his life.

One thing I know about Sterling when I started watching his game is that this is one of the only young wingers in Europe who is also a playmaker in thought and intelligence - the same kind of intelligence that Ribery exhibits from the wing.

Oscar on the other hand is a goat. Any ninja that compares them should be slapped and beaten.

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Ibime:


Nobody in their right-mind would accuse [size=18pt]Sterling[/size] and Draxler of being unable to pass a ball, an allegation you have levelled against Oscar:
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Sterling Pass Accuracy in the league this season 78.2% of 348 ....Oscar 84.4% of 450 passes



This weekend Sterling's pass accuracy was 64%, Oscar was 79.4%

But let's not let trivial things like statistics get in the way of an anti-Oscar rant.

Oscar's dire passing is unforgivable in his position and can never place him above any midfielder who can pass a ball, workrate being equal. Sterling and Draxler are miles ahead of Oscar.

Last season Sterling posted 81.7% pass completion in the league

Oscar posted 83.3

But Sterling is a much better passer

Ibime:


Nobody in their right-mind would accuse Sterling and Draxler of being unable to pass a ball, an allegation you have levelled against Oscar:





"The top player still" comment is based on his shooting technique which for a nigga who has never registered 12 goals in a season don't mean shyt!!!

In other words, Oscar is a rubbish passer who scores the occassional worldie.

Oscar's dire passing is unforgivable in his position and can never place him above any midfielder who can pass a ball, workrate being equal. Sterling and Draxler are miles ahead of Oscar.

The other two are instigators ie game changers. Oscar is a boat lifted by a rising tide. He cannot control or prompt anything, and would never lift a struggling team. He does not add anything to the attacking play. If he does not score 20 goals this season, he should be crucified. The last ninja playing AM in a Chelsea team this dominant scored 27 goals and 20 assists. Even Malouda scored nearly 20 goals. Oscar is just there plodding along.

The lesson has just started. Keep watching. If within 3 weeks, you can admit that the great Brazilian no10 can't pass for shyte, na only stronghead dey make you still dey yarn.

We would soon see if it is English hype that is lifting Sterling . . . . or Brazilian hype lifting a no10 who can't pass the ball to save his life.

One thing I know about Sterling when I started watching his game is that this is one of the only young wingers in Europe who is also a playmaker in thought and intelligence - the same kind of intelligence that Ribery exhibits from the wing.

Oscar on the other hand is a goat. Any ninja that compares them should be slapped and beaten.

How has Sterling and Draxler lifted Liverpool and Schalke respectively?