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Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
*If you didn't kill earthworm with salt
*If you did'nt play rubber band
*If you never bath in the rain.
*If nobody Told You About India vs
Nigeria
99-1
*If your parents didn't always monitor
your
outing
*If you didn't sleep on the couch and
wake up
on the bed.
ADD YOURS so we can laugh @ ur
childhood
moments,
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by cutieepearl(f): 7:10pm On Nov 06, 2014
If u didn't bed wet
If u didn't wake up wit drool marks
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 06, 2014
ur childhood sucks
if u never watch barbie
if u never had chickenpox
if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion
if u never steal meat from the pot
if u never played 'who is in the garden'
if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko grin
if u never played hide and seek
if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes grin

chai.. I miss my childhood days sad
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by SirHouloo(m): 7:30pm On Nov 06, 2014
Take nylon do ball, played dat plastic red egg on pavement in the name of playing table tennis, take paper do boat, aeroplane, fish and watch, do after round one and so on jare....
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by imhesham: 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2014
If you never ' take cover' when daddy arrives.
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by jejemanito: 8:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
EroticAngelina:
ur childhood sucks
if u never watch barbie
if u never had chickenpox
if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion
if u never steal meat from the pot
if u never played 'who is in the garden'
if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko grin
if u never played hide and seek
if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes grin

chai.. I miss my childhood days sad
Tinka alaba alaba alaba tinkooooooo grin
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 06, 2014
jejemanito:
Tinka alaba alaba alaba tinkooooooo grin
lols
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Aizebioje(m): 8:13pm On Nov 06, 2014
If your mum didn't rub you moju every evening
Run around naked
Cook grass and palm oil inside "kpangolo"
Make all manner with paper
Have rough notes all the time
Use slippers to make motor
Remove that blue plastic on big tiger head attach ot to bic cover and play koso
Run round with tyres
Play bricks game
Play hide and seek
Use your feet to build "house" with sand and use broom sticks to make fence
Quarrel with your pals and jump into serious play in 2 mins
Peep @ that broda watching porn
And your childhoos sucked if you can't remember it



I had an AWESOME childhoof I swear!!!
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 9:26pm On Nov 06, 2014
EroticAngelina:
ur childhood sucks
if u never watch barbie
if u never had chickenpox
if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion
if u never steal meat from the pot
if u never played 'who is in the garden'
if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko grin
if u never played hide and seek
if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes grin

chai.. I miss my childhood days sad
..lol true sha.. Except chicken pox and applying hair cream on the face... But i did apply a very large amount on my hair all in the name of sporting waves..that time if i come out under the sun it would look like i applied ground- nut oil... Lol i even applied Close -up...
My teacher taught us local ways of brushing the teeth..d charcoal..broken plates..bottles.. Ah did all same day and at the end i used OMO choi.. The rest was history den.. I miss dos days really
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by donstevico(m): 10:29pm On Nov 06, 2014
hmm
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by pweetyz(f): 12:22am On Nov 07, 2014
Fabdedon:
..lol true sha.. Except chicken pox and applying hair cream on the face... But i did apply a very large amount on my hair all in the name of sporting waves..that time if i come out under the sun it would look like i applied ground- nut oil... Lol i even applied Close -up...
My teacher taught us local ways of brushing the teeth..d charcoal..broken plates..bottles.. Ah did all same day and at the end i used OMO choi.. The rest was history den.. I miss dos days really
..same here..i didn't do the hair cream face stuff and i had chicken pox in my ss2

the only local way of brushing the teeth i knew was charcoal and salt thoughgrin
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 6:53am On Nov 07, 2014
pweetyz:
..same here..i didn't do the hair cream face stuff and i had chicken pox in my ss2

the only local way of brushing the teeth i knew was charcoal and salt thoughgrin
auchhh in ss2... I remember back den in feddy college.. we stigmatize those with chicken pox.. Even like one week after their return from home..cos we fear having contact with them ...hope you werent stigmatized too..
Lol i knew it was charcoal and salt tho.. Dat day ..childhood thinking la.. I wanted my teeth to be white.. Dont know wat actually gave me the impression to use OMO..lol sha its by gone..
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by pweetyz(f): 7:26am On Nov 07, 2014
Fabdedon:
auchhh in ss2... I remember back den in feddy college.. we stigmatize those with chicken pox.. Even like one week after their return from home..cos we fear having contact with them ...hope you werent stigmatized too..
Lol i knew it was charcoal and salt tho.. Dat day ..childhood thinking la.. I wanted my teeth to be white.. Dont know wat actually gave me the impression to use OMO..lol sha its by gone..
..I didn't really get stigmatised..had mine 2 weeks prior to resumption then took an extra week from school to heal properly which was why people found out..many didn't believe me though until they saw the marks cos they thought i applied for waec
i didn't get stigmatised for cos in school i was pretty much this always smiling nice person so got no bashing
a friend of mine nicknamed me "chickenpoxie" though,we divided the name and till date i call her "poxie" and she calls me "chicken"..her number is saved as poxie on my phone even grin
OMO shocked..were you high
(see long sermon for one small question..forgive me jhor grin) tongue
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 9:17am On Nov 07, 2014
pweetyz:
..I didn't really get stigmatised..had mine 2 weeks prior to resumption then took an extra week from school to heal properly which was why people found out..many didn't believe me though until they saw the marks cos they thought i applied for waec
i didn't get stigmatised for cos in school i was pretty much this always smiling nice person so got no bashing
a friend of mine nicknamed me "chickenpoxie" though,we divided the name and till date i call her "poxie" and she calls me "chicken"..her number is saved as poxie on my phone even grin
OMO shocked..were you high
(see long sermon for one small question..forgive me jhor grin) tongue
lol no problem chicken..*winks
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 4:29pm On Nov 07, 2014
Fabdedon:
..lol true sha.. Except chicken pox and applying hair cream on the face... But i did apply a very large amount on my hair all in the name of sporting waves..that time if i come out under the sun it would look like i applied ground- nut oil... Lol i even applied Close -up...
My teacher taught us local ways of brushing the teeth..d charcoal..broken plates..bottles.. Ah did all same day and at the end i used OMO choi.. The rest was history den.. I miss dos days really
lolsss grin we all do miss it.
Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by falcon01: 9:53pm On Nov 07, 2014
EroticAngelina:
ur childhood sucks
if u never watch barbie
if u never had chickenpox
if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion
if u never steal meat from the pot
if u never played 'who is in the garden'
if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko grin
if u never played hide and seek
if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes grin

chai.. I miss my childhood days sad
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