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| Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
*If you didn't kill earthworm with salt *If you did'nt play rubber band *If you never bath in the rain. *If nobody Told You About India vs Nigeria 99-1 *If your parents didn't always monitor your outing *If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ADD YOURS so we can laugh @ ur childhood moments, |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by cutieepearl(f): 7:10pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
If u didn't bed wet If u didn't wake up wit drool marks |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
ur childhood sucks if u never watch barbie if u never had chickenpox if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion if u never steal meat from the pot if u never played 'who is in the garden' if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko ![]() if u never played hide and seek if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes ![]() chai.. I miss my childhood days ![]() |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by SirHouloo(m): 7:30pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Take nylon do ball, played dat plastic red egg on pavement in the name of playing table tennis, take paper do boat, aeroplane, fish and watch, do after round one and so on jare.... |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by imhesham: 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
If you never ' take cover' when daddy arrives. |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by jejemanito: 8:07pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:Tinka alaba alaba alaba tinkooooooo ![]() |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
jejemanito:lols |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Aizebioje(m): 8:13pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
If your mum didn't rub you moju every evening Run around naked Cook grass and palm oil inside "kpangolo" Make all manner with paper Have rough notes all the time Use slippers to make motor Remove that blue plastic on big tiger head attach ot to bic cover and play koso Run round with tyres Play bricks game Play hide and seek Use your feet to build "house" with sand and use broom sticks to make fence Quarrel with your pals and jump into serious play in 2 mins Peep @ that broda watching porn And your childhoos sucked if you can't remember it I had an AWESOME childhoof I swear!!! |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 9:26pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:..lol true sha.. Except chicken pox and applying hair cream on the face... But i did apply a very large amount on my hair all in the name of sporting waves..that time if i come out under the sun it would look like i applied ground- nut oil... Lol i even applied Close -up... My teacher taught us local ways of brushing the teeth..d charcoal..broken plates..bottles.. Ah did all same day and at the end i used OMO choi.. The rest was history den.. I miss dos days really |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by donstevico(m): 10:29pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
hmm |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by pweetyz(f): 12:22am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Fabdedon:..same here..i didn't do the hair cream face stuff and i had chicken pox in my ss2 the only local way of brushing the teeth i knew was charcoal and salt though ![]() |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 6:53am On Nov 07, 2014 |
pweetyz:auchhh in ss2... I remember back den in feddy college.. we stigmatize those with chicken pox.. Even like one week after their return from home..cos we fear having contact with them ...hope you werent stigmatized too.. Lol i knew it was charcoal and salt tho.. Dat day ..childhood thinking la.. I wanted my teeth to be white.. Dont know wat actually gave me the impression to use OMO..lol sha its by gone.. |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by pweetyz(f): 7:26am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Fabdedon:..I didn't really get stigmatised..had mine 2 weeks prior to resumption then took an extra week from school to heal properly which was why people found out..many didn't believe me though until they saw the marks cos they thought i applied for waec i didn't get stigmatised for cos in school i was pretty much this always smiling nice person so got no bashing a friend of mine nicknamed me "chickenpoxie" though,we divided the name and till date i call her "poxie" and she calls me "chicken"..her number is saved as poxie on my phone even ![]() OMO (see long sermon for one small question..forgive me jhor ) ![]() |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 9:17am On Nov 07, 2014 |
pweetyz:lol no problem chicken..*winks |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Nobody: 4:29pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
Fabdedon:lolsss we all do miss it. |
| Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by falcon01: 9:53pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:ladies version |
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