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Iseyin camp has been gud so far...their hostels rated 3star buh d hostel i dey is rated 0.1star (Alao hostel-unplastered, far to both parade ground and mammy market, dirty hostelmates, muddy surrounding cuz mai hostelmates always bath outsidewhen theres bathroom, just a bulb for d whole hostel, etc...) their food is good shaa.i ll rate it 7/10...To cut d whole story short im planning to leave camp soon...gotta see some authorities tho....

Valentinooo:
they now av water but those rooms, toilet and bathrooms are nothing to write home about. I just hope rain will not fall again till we leave sha cos it's not good swimming in those mud, it makes us look like slaves. how ur side na?

Bros, I dey fine o, na one eediot just spoil my mood today for one interview wey I go do. Mehn, that guy finish me. I con be like dullard.

The guy ask me like three straight questions, I no know, I con dey think say e go declare the interview closed.

I think I'm beginning to experience what I've been reading all along. The labour market is something else.

traecey:
hw r u swtypie

am fine dear. How are you?

DrPhilABd:
No wahala na... I ll send chop money for d journey along too. Jux let us knw wen you are coming so as we can host a reception in ur honour

as per first lady things.

Samguine:
How is the INEC PVC collection going in your area?

They've done nothing about us here o.

GodsFavourite1:
am fine dear. How are you?

grt o...just tired

heemah:
Iseyin camp has been gud so far...their hostels rated 3star buh d hostel i dey is rated 0.1star (Alao hostel-unplastered, far to both parade ground and mammy market, dirty hostelmates, muddy surrounding cuz mai hostelmates always bath outsidewhen theres bathroom, just a bulb for d whole hostel, etc...) their food is good shaa.i ll rate it 7/10...To cut d whole story short im planning to leave camp soon...gotta see some authorities tho....

its cos u went late dts y u got dt hostel...I guess its d one close to camp kitchen...during my tym I stayed in olubadan hostel....am in iseyin tho...incase u wana holla

sokarsenal:
. The main inec exercises next year?

nah.. it's distribution of permanent voters card and continuous voters registration.. we started today

DrPhilABd:
Chai! U get levels ghan & you ll mk gud morning frm d Inec exercises. Congrats

the money dey discouraging oo.. and edo is stingy

rationalmind:
Bros, I dey fine o, na one eediot just spoil my mood today for one interview wey I go do. Mehn, that guy finish me. I con be like dullard.

The guy ask me like three straight questions, I no know, I con dey think say e go declare the interview closed.

I think I'm beginning to experience what I've been reading all along. The labour market is something else.

don't worry bro, a better offer will show soon. that's interview for u, very frustrating at times. wishing u best of luck.

Sowl:
feels sowlgood to be outta that prison yard in the name of camping....... feeling like al pacino and Robert de niro combo for my Oscar winning performance yesterday. now @ the comfort of my cozy cubicle and bed

wow!! how did u do that? if I av my way too I will abscond cos I don't even av the morale for all these nonsense I'm passing through here

Thank God the DG said we should start moving in pair with the opposite sex. let me quickly go and search for who I will start moving with

Valentinooo:
wow!! how did u do that? if I av my way too I will abscond cos I don't even av the morale for all these nonsense I'm passing through here

a lil bit of amatuerish convincing acting and feigning of a supposed heart attack might help in ur situation .

Sowl:
a lil bit of amatuerish convincing acting and feigning of a supposed heart attack might help in ur situation .

There's this story we were continually told in camp..... too tired to type now. I'll be back

rationalmind:


There's this story we were continually told in camp..... too tired to type now. I'll be back

kinda have all the time in the world rite now,don't have to be forced to sleep nor do I have to wake up earlier than I like so am all ears on what you have to say

Sowl:
kinda have all the time in the world rite now,don't have to be forced to sleep nor do I have to wake up earlier than I like so am all ears on what you have to say

You remind me of that stewpid life style I never want to experience again.

Okay, to what I wanted to say. According to the camp director, there was this Corp member who was posted to serve in Abuja. While in camp, he submitted a medical report claiming to be sickle celled. He asked to be redeployed to his state of origin so he can receive proper medical attention. The redeployment worked out.

To cut the long story short, after a few years, the DSS was recruiting and the young man applied. Trying to run some background check on him, DSS contacted NYSC.

NYSC replied by saying the guy was of good conduct while he was with them but they'll advice they handle him with care as he seems to be suffering from sickle cell.

Considering the nature of the work, recruiting the dude was an impossibility. That was how he lost the job. One way or the other, the guy found out why he wasn't recruited. He wrote NYSC informing them he fabricated the medical report claiming he had sickle cell so he could redeploy

They told him it was too late and there's nothing they can do.

Moral of the story: Don't claim to have a sickness cos you want to leave camp or redeploy

Sowl:
a lil bit of amatuerish convincing acting and feigning of a supposed heart attack might help in ur situation .

hahaha.. guy u try. but I don't think I can do that one sha.

rationalmind:
You remind me of that stewpid life style I never want to experience again.

Okay, to what I wanted to say. According to the camp director, there was this Corp member who was posted to serve in Abuja. While in camp, he submitted a medical report claiming to be sickle celled. He asked to be redeployed to his state of origin so he can receive proper medical attention. The redeployment worked out.

To cut the long story short, after a few years, the DSS was recruiting and the young man applied. Trying to run some background check on him, DSS contacted NYSC.

NYSC replied by saying the guy was of good conduct while he was with them but they'll advice they handle him with care as he seems to be suffering from sickle cell.

Considering the nature of the work, recruiting the dude was an impossibility. That was how he lost the job. One way or the other, the guy found out why he wasn't recruited. He wrote NYSC informing them he fabricated the medical report claiming he had sickle cell so he could redeploy

They told him it was too late and there's nothing they can do.

Moral of the story: Don't claim to have a sickness cos you want to leave camp or redeploy

story for the gods bro......that oldman or woman that told that story gave you similar folklore stories told to kids back in the days to deter them from doing something juvenile inclined and crazy,he just used it to impart fear into y'all,so you wouldn't think of making such a bail out for yourself,this is 9ja bro and I am a street dude to the core,shiit like that don't pull a strand of hair on my thick dark negro skin hommie, I don't get called the wilde1 for nothing. Still chilling on my cozy bed as I type this while watching hiptv

rationalmind:
You remind me of that stewpid life style I never want to experience again.

Okay, to what I wanted to say. According to the camp director, there was this Corp member who was posted to serve in Abuja. While in camp, he submitted a medical report claiming to be sickle celled. He asked to be redeployed to his state of origin so he can receive proper medical attention. The redeployment worked out.

To cut the long story short, after a few years, the DSS was recruiting and the young man applied. Trying to run some background check on him, DSS contacted NYSC.

NYSC replied by saying the guy was of good conduct while he was with them but they'll advice they handle him with care as he seems to be suffering from sickle cell.

Considering the nature of the work, recruiting the dude was an impossibility. That was how he lost the job. One way or the other, the guy found out why he wasn't recruited. He wrote NYSC informing them he fabricated the medical report claiming he had sickle cell so he could redeploy

They told him it was too late and there's nothing they can do.

Moral of the story: Don't claim to have a sickness cos you want to leave camp or redeploy

story for the gods bro......that oldman or woman that told that story gave you similar folklore stories told to kids back in the days to deter them from doing something juvenile inclined and crazy,he just used it to impart fear into y'all,so you wouldn't think of making such a bail out for yourself,this is 9ja bro and I am a street dude to the core,shiit like that don't pull a strand of hair on my thick dark negro skin hommie, I don't get called the wilde1 for nothing 8D. Still chilling on my cozy bed as I type this while watching hiptv

traecey:
grt o...just tired

why are you tired?

traecey:
its cos u went late dts y u got dt hostel...I guess its d one close to camp kitchen...during my tym I stayed in olubadan hostel....am in iseyin tho...incase u wana holla

yeah i went dia wednesday afternoon....d only advantage dat hostel has is its proximity to the kitchen!!!For the camp food, i no dey carry last cuz it is rated 18!!! Iseyin camp is d best jooor....
least i fgt, i had mad fun yesternight at d camp concert...Reminisce, Eva and cynthia morgan came to perform..#I Wanna be wv yhu from yhe start till the end, baby dnt break mai heart ooo#...i got Eva's autograph too..buh dz morning while i went to collect food at d kitchen(Pap and 2 balls of hot delicious akara), a cow hit me hard and marched ma feet seriously....u go fink say i don offend am before....yo cut d long story short now, am at d camp clinic....ma legs n feet are swollen and av nearly cried mai eyes out.....
Mehn!!!! am in pains.....

sampete:
lol...owk o, I enter camp wit just N500, only to cum get October alawee yesterday...

Congrats... Na flexing thg for u be dt na

Samguine:
Haba..on top visitation?

As par very important visitor... Hehehe

heemah:
Iseyin camp has been gud so far...their hostels rated 3star buh d hostel i dey is rated 0.1star (Alao hostel-unplastered, far to both parade ground and mammy market, dirty hostelmates, muddy surrounding cuz mai hostelmates always bath outside when theres bathroom, just a bulb for d whole hostel, etc...) their food is good shaa.i ll rate it 7/10...To cut d whole story short im planning to leave camp soon...gotta see some authorities tho....

Do guys hang around wen d ladies are bathing outside?

GodsFavourite1:
as per first lady things.

I dey tell you...

DrPhilABd:
Do guys hang around wen d ladies are bathing outside?

dtz wah interest u most right??

GodsFavourite1:
why are you tired?

help me ask o because I refuse to let my mind wonder into tots. *nt lyk its my business sha*

DrPhilABd:
Congrats... Na flexing thg for u be dt na

which kind flexing, d money just dey useless inside my account...no ATM machine inside my camp.

heemah:
yeah i went dia wednesday afternoon....d only advantage dat hostel has is its proximity to the kitchen!!!For the camp food, i no dey carry last cuz it is rated 18!!! Iseyin camp is d best jooor....
least i fgt, i had mad fun yesternight at d camp concert...Reminisce, Eva and cynthia morgan came to perform..#I Wanna be wv yhu from yhe start till the end, baby dnt break mai heart ooo#...i got Eva's autograph too..buh dz morning while i went to collect food at d kitchen(Pap and 2 balls of hot delicious akara), a cow hit me hard and marched ma feet seriously....u go fink say i don offend am before....yo cut d long story short now, am at d camp clinic....ma legs n feet are swollen and av nearly cried mai eyes out.....
Mehn!!!! am in pains.....

So sorry abt dt. Plz get well quick. BTW wetin carry u go near a cow dt knows it is gonna die soon by slaughter's knife

heemah:
dtz wah interest u most right??

Not really. Jux wondering y girls ll be bathing outside in a public place

sampete:
which kind flexing, d money just dey useless inside my account...no ATM machine inside my camp.

D advantage of Abj camp ova others

Samguine:
Aswear, you no dey disappoint at all

oga sam please its not what you think o! Heheheheheheh

Miner13:
haaaaaaa

ok

let assume i cant hear your handwriting

so you don't nedd it ne? #keeps it back inside carton. After all I need it in this cold plateau. #hehehehehe