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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:12am On Nov 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
[color=maroon]Wetin be 'LoL'?

So you mean say you no wan see me abi? [/color]

Haba sir

People I want to see are naijaboiy and kulkatty

I want to see everyone else as much as I want to see the two of you

I don't know why I'm attracted cray cray ladies

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 6:19am On Nov 09, 2014

Suley316:

Haba sir

People I want to see are naijaboiy and kulkatty

I want to see everyone else as much as I want to see the two of you

I don't know why I'm attracted cray cray ladies

Cos you're a cray guy too

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:19am On Nov 09, 2014

kulkatty:
LOL
Yes it is beef. I won't hide it
E bi like say the boy dey use juju

I feel your pain,

Wait, actually I don't.

No call me boy oh I can do things to you that you can't imagine

Its not juju its calculation.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:21am On Nov 09, 2014

naijaboiy:

Cos you're a cray guy too

I'm quite normal

Only that my mouth doesn't seem to be

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mystroh(m): 6:21am On Nov 09, 2014

Fortunate017:
Unnecessary excuses always go along with failure.

Sure Bro! how come nobody. wants to see me? I know they will surely know me.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 6:26am On Nov 09, 2014

Suley316:

I'm quite normal

Only that my mouth doesn't seem to be

but your mouth is part of you

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:26am On Nov 09, 2014

kelvindim:
[size=45pt]Is your business?![/size]

Kulkatty buy the guy colouring book

He has the talent

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:29am On Nov 09, 2014

naijaboiy:
but your mouth is part of you

It doesn't affect the whole body

And my mouth is cray because

Weyreykatty kissed me

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mystroh(m): 6:36am On Nov 09, 2014

CJPresh:
Good morning my brothers nd sisters.,Happy Sunday!
Remember d sunday won't be complete widout u guys talking to God.,evn if church no gree una go,jst speak some slangs with God sha,nd read his word...in essence,make a generous time out of ur schedule today for Him.

May God bring to pass ur wishes nd desires as u act according to this In Jesus' Name..Amen
#drops mic nd flies away

Amen but y fly on a Sunday morning? Repent dear sister, God loves u

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mystroh(m): 6:39am On Nov 09, 2014

Suley316:

Haba sir

People I want to see are naijaboiy and kulkatty

I want to see everyone else as much as I want to see the two of you

I don't know why I'm attracted cray cray ladies

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 6:40am On Nov 09, 2014

Neldrizzy:
hehehehehehe no Let 3coins hear that name for ur mouth oo!! . Btw are you her bodyguard??

I just dey laugh am

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mystroh(m): 6:41am On Nov 09, 2014

mystroh:
[size=8pt][/size]

suley316 still angry at you!

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 6:43am On Nov 09, 2014

pweetyz:
Hmm..buh i like kelvindim's wittty nature..pastor nelson..i think i need counselling

Chai!

See as belle just sweet me!

This babe just made a nigga's day.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 6:45am On Nov 09, 2014

mystroh:
Amen but y fly on a Sunday morning? Repent dear sister, God loves u

He loves us all..,jst get d message,go to shush!

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 6:49am On Nov 09, 2014

kulkatty:
LOL
Ehn why will I bite when I'm not Suárez (˘̯˘ )ʃ
I'm a fun insane person

hian!! insane kwa

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 6:49am On Nov 09, 2014

mystroh:

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 6:50am On Nov 09, 2014

pweetyz:
..I've been here and there..
bdw..yours ke??..hmm..kelvin..don't drive away my extra rib supplier woh ..you havn't paid my bride price la

BDW..my pastor neldrizzy adviced me to roll with men not boys(dunno if its related to the ego m'bute ish)..so i just want to ask this question..which are you..a boy or a man...

Dear!

You needn't worry about that na, I promise as soon as we go for clearance I will do the deed with my clearance money

As regards being a man or a boy; well, I'm a STUD!

Oops! I just said that?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:53am On Nov 09, 2014

CJPresh:
Good morning my brothers nd sisters.,Happy Sunday!
Remember d sunday won't be complete widout u guys talking to God.,evn if church no gree una go,jst speak some slangs with God sha,nd read his word...in essence,make a generous time out of ur schedule today for Him.

May God bring to pass ur wishes nd desires as u act according to this In Jesus' Name..Amen
#drops mic nd flies away

Amin

But why you go fly for morning?

All this witches, una no like night business again.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 6:53am On Nov 09, 2014

Navvy:
Mentions plenty i no knw wer to start from... See d way all of una attack me like person wey go steal for market.. Deriz God sha... ***In patoranking's voice**** (Kelvindim i no follow u drag woman o, i too fine pass dat na, go watch onye video by waje mayb u fit learn frm there).... TAGS: efedua victorious1 neldrizzy pweetyz kulkatty ... *coughs* Dats all!!

-______-

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 6:57am On Nov 09, 2014

HARDDON:
***mmmmm,pulls her gently close by the waist , sings softly to her n watches as she lean on me ,eyes closed, lips probing for a kiss...

Really, you must be a great poet!
-___-

Aww, such poetic lines but don't ever ever ever ever! Try that with pweetyz in your life. Nnugo?!

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:00am On Nov 09, 2014

Navvy:
lol leave kelvindim....pweetyz is his... I nor go try am marry im pweetyz join my 5wives.

Fixed!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:03am On Nov 09, 2014

Suley316:

Kulkatty buy the guy colouring book

He has the talent

LOL? -___-

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:03am On Nov 09, 2014

kelvindim:
Chai!

See as belle just sweet me!

This babe just made a nigga's day.

This confirms you are a boy

Plaintain boy

Nairaland really needs new smileys

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:11am On Nov 09, 2014

Suley316:

This confirms you are a boy

Plaintain boy

Nairaland really needs new smileys

For her, I will be. If that will trigger her ever lasting likeness for me..

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by CJPresh(f): 7:17am On Nov 09, 2014

Suley316:

Amin

But why you go fly for morning?

All this witches, una no like night business again.

Joor oo..u suppose knw say na church i dey fly go

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 7:17am On Nov 09, 2014

Navvy:
Guys let me introduce my bruv' from another mom dwizzed!!! TAGS: benromeo, kulkatty, neldrizzy, pweetyz, 3coins,nimen etc!!!!

how can you get a bro from another mum? What did your dad do

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 7:29am On Nov 09, 2014

Wey Miss Nairaland? Oya show forth!

Jennimma come address UNIBEN freshers jare

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelvindim(m): 7:49am On Nov 09, 2014

Once upon a time, when I was a boy full of coy; titillated by love I was, by a lass in my thought; scintillated she was, with radiance of smile which goes miles; and so I thought, could such rare gem be sought in this realm?

Years later, I could wager; she'd be mine forever : she could be a bachelorette with great etiquette and prowess, in the mean time; but in a months time or two, we sure would be glued.

To pweetyz,

Love,
Kelvin.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by HonourablePomk: 8:39am On Nov 09, 2014

kelvindim:
Once upon a time, when I was a boy full of coy; titillated by love I was, by a lass in my thought; scintillated she was, with radiance of smile which goes miles; and so I thought, could such rare gem be sought in this realm?

Years later, I could wager; she'd be mine forever : she could be a bachelorette with great etiquette and prowess, in the mean time; but in a months time or two, we sure would be glued.

To pweetyz,

Love,
Kelvin.

Hmm bros wake up today na sunday ahhh you don piss for body sef . . . . . MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY . . .

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 8:41am On Nov 09, 2014

congratulations to jennimma, I knew shw was going to win.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 8:42am On Nov 09, 2014

all these guys turning (f) what's going on?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 8:45am On Nov 09, 2014

kelvindim:
Once upon a time, when I was a boy full of coy; titillated by love I was, by a lass in my thought; scintillated she was, with radiance of smile which goes miles; and so I thought, could such rare gem be sought in this realm?

Years later, I could wager; she'd be mine forever : she could be a bachelorette with great etiquette and prowess, in the mean time; but in a months time or two, we sure would be glued.

To pweetyz,

Love,
Kelvin.

wow Kelvin ure so LOMANTIQ cheesy

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