zenopee:

Rusa babe remember 1 tin Zeez claims he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ a seasoned professional @ mending hearts wit soldering iron. Bt me I my b a novice, bt I will go anywhere nd any length 2 c dt ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mended...Remember I painstakingly went all d way down to Japan 2 purchase d super adhesive I used 2 mend ϔ☺Ůȑ heart! I will do anytn 4u babe, I will go any length 2 ensure dt U are happy nd ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mended permanently cos U are precious nd priceless nd U shud b treated thus. I alone understand d dynamics.
By d way I mended only 1heart, ϔ☺Ůȑ precious heart which I did wit a g8t deal of pain cos d process itsef was very delicate wit so many technicalities involved...Nd 4me dts d final juncture. Will neva mend any other heart cos I feel a whole lot different nd fulfiled dt I successly mended d 1 heart I had 2 go tru a lot of pain 2 fix.

Eeeehn, dis love is serious nd sweet ooooo. Chaii..!

zenopee:

Rusa remember chidexsmokey dis e-loved him here ystada, nd ever since he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ bn so desperate 2 win ϔ☺Ůȑ attention, digging stories nd autobiographies. Don't let his desperation push in2 make a wrong choice. Lest U have regrets latter...Bt Zenopee will always b dere 4u @ all tyms 2 monitor d progress of ϔ☺Ůȑ heart nd ensure it I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ in full shape. ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ very precious, U deserve d very best nd U deserve me; am d best option 4u cos am d alternative 2 d status quo.

Na true u talk oooo

richybanky:

Chill Rusa, no rush ursef... I dey come make I consult my oracle

Gbamm.., abeg do fast

Hello Houz! Me don go exile ni, Bt am back sha. So wats d latest?
Infact me too I go enta this Rusa Competition woh!!!
Mr noordean pls put me among d contestant. I get enof shishi

Electronzeez:


hehehehehe...lets call this flawless....cause the way i see things here. You sound as if i'm under your skin.u are sweating aren't u??...Loooooool..nice time with you today bro!.

Sweating ke! Lai lai! Am hvn all d fun in d world. By d way I am lyn on my bed. Its bn raining cats nd dogs here...Tis fun wit U 2 bro. Gbayii.

Electronzeez:


oh! this niqqa sounds ridiculous. So you actually string this shabby reasons against me to change rusa's stance towards me han!

If u think this utter of fli flam would win u rusa's heart think again.
And of what bussiness is chidexsmokey brouhaha with me yours??. Chidex delibrately locked me all through the night, i searched all through the non-clement night for someone i could lean on but it's crystal clear rusa's shoulder is the only one available that time.....get this man, chidex sent me packing i never did . So drop that charge against me.
Did i read you saying you are the best man for her??.....lOool. Is that a form of begging or compromising?? C'mon bro...,man up.

So if chidex open door now u go run enta ba, abi?

Electronzeez:
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looooool....this is why i remain a proffessional. I got her heart fixed with the available resources around me in nanoseconds...thats is meritrocracy and being innovative.

You*** travel miles to get her heart fixed while you so much understand she is in pain....that is what i call mediocrity .

Electronzeez:
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looooool....this is why i remain a proffessional. I got her heart fixed with the available resources around me in nanoseconds...thats is meritrocracy and being innovative.

You*** travel miles to get her heart fixed while you so much understand she is in pain....that is what i call mediocrity .

Rusa:


So if chidex open door now u go run enta ba, abi?

Hep me ask am again ooo.

Good evening e-family. How una dey?
Am patiently waiting for richybanky to consult oracle for me to choose my e-boo as noordean no gree help again.
Electronzeez nd zenopee.., no go bribe richybanky oooooo,
Where is chidexsmokey nd rmfunky? Hope u two are good, e-hug.

Rusa:
Good evening e-family. How una dey?
Am patiently waiting for richybanky to consult oracle for me to choose my e-boo as noordean no gree help again.
Electronzeez nd zenopee.., no go bribe richybanky oooooo,
Where is chidexsmokey nd rmfunky? Hope u two are good, e-hug.

rmfunky is fine and currently busy with me ........you know its raining here.

Nigerdeltaboi:

rmfunky is fine and currently busy with me ........you know its rain here.

Lolz

Nigerdeltaboi:

rmfunky is fine and currently busy with me ........you know its rain here.

Eeeehn, greet her for me ooo.
#walkgentlyaway.

Rusa:
Good evening e-family. How una dey?
Am patiently waiting for richybanky to consult oracle for me to choose my e-boo as noordean no gree help again.
Electronzeez nd zenopee.., no go bribe richybanky oooooo,
Where is chidexsmokey nd rmfunky? Hope u two are good, e-hug.

no gree help u ke!? Waiting 4 ur order 2 make d announcement..

Rusa:


Eeeehn, greet her for me ooo.
#walkgentlyaway.

ok she ll hear

noordean:
no gree help u ke!? Waiting 4 ur order 2 make d announcement..

Yes ke!
Richybanky is now involve sweety. Oya, make ur announcement make we hear now.

Analystshariff:
Hello Houz! Me don go exile ni, Bt am back sha. So wats d latest?
Infact me too I go enta this Rusa Competition woh!!!
Mr noordean pls put me among d contestant. I get enof shishi

i aint gonna contend with you shariff. I'd just push a slug in to that head of yours.........gbosa lori e

Analystshariff:
Hello Houz! Me don go exile ni, Bt am back sha. So wats d latest?
Infact me too I go enta this Rusa Competition woh!!!
Mr noordean pls put me among d contestant. I get enof shishi

*smiles* d door is opened sir. To d whole aos,analystshariff has joined d contest and d winner wil b announcd soon.. Stil waitin 2 hear 4rm zenopee n electronzeez

Rusa:

Yes ke!
Richybanky is now involve sweety. Oya, make ur announcement make we hear now.

ds's ur last chance guyz! Av'nt seen any pm since aftnoon! ...

noordean:
*smiles* d door is opened sir. To d whole aos,analystshariff has joined d contest and d winner wil b announcd soon.. Stil waitin 2 hear 4rm zenopee n electronzeez

Na wa ooo. No b small. All hands on deck. Fingers crossed as * RUSA DECIDES*

Rusa:
Good evening e-family. How una dey?
Am patiently waiting for richybanky to consult oracle for me to choose my e-boo as noordean no gree help again.
Electronzeez nd zenopee.., no go bribe richybanky oooooo,
Where is chidexsmokey nd rmfunky? Hope u two are good, e-hug.

Oracle needs black Cow, goat, hen plus a keg of palm oil and wine (20 litres).. Na wetin d gods dey ask for be dat, let me knw wen u ar ready RUSA

noordean:
ds's ur last chance guyz! Av'nt seen any pm since aftnoon! ...

i do not belive in back door approach!. What will be will be.

richybanky:

Oracle needs black Cow, goat, hen plus a keg of palm oil and wine (20 litres).. Na wetin d gods dey ask for be dat, let me knw wen u ar ready RUSA

the oracle must be hungry...rusa should not allow for this hungry oracle.

Nigerdeltaboi:

rmfunky is fine and currently busy with me ........you know its raining here.

I tink I will have to join d militant abt dis matter cus u ar going too far abt rmfunky

zenopee:

Na wa ooo. No b small. All hands on deck. Fingers crossed as * RUSA DECIDES*

if worst come too shove, i will rather kill myself than to commit suicide!.

Electronzeez:


the oracle must be hungry...rusa should not allow for this hungry oracle.

LOL

richybanky:

Oracle needs black Cow, goat, hen plus a keg of palm oil and wine (20 litres).. Na wetin d gods dey ask for be dat, let me knw wen u ar ready RUSA

U sure say no b U wan consume all dis I doubt if its d oracle...I smell a fish..Who else I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ smelling a fish?

Electronzeez:


if worst come too shove, i will rather kill myself than to commit suicide!.

Oshey in Mama's voice

richybanky:

Oracle needs black Cow, goat, hen plus a keg of palm oil and wine (20 litres).. Na wetin d gods dey ask for be dat, let me knw wen u ar ready RUSA

Ahhhhhhhh! Only that? Dnt worry I will pay for everytng!! Including ur ***bribe***! Bt abeg dnt allow Zenopee and electrozeez hear abt it woh!! Rusa oya come mek we dey go.

zenopee:

U show say no b U wan consume all dis I doubt if its d oracle...I smell a fish..Who else I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ smelling a fish?

Be like say na only u dey smell fish(weed) Bro

Analystshariff:

Ahhhhhhhh! Only that? Dnt worry I will pay for everytng!! Including ur ***bribe***! Bt abeg dnt allow Zenopee and electrozeez hear abt it woh!! Rusa oya come mek we dey go.

Sure den no go hear.. Na u go marry Rusa if u provide everything wey d oracle need

noordean:
*smiles* d door is opened sir. To d whole aos,analystshariff has joined d contest and d winner wil b announcd soon.. Stil waitin 2 hear 4rm zenopee n electronzeez

Noordean! I know u go sabi wetin Jega dey do 4 INEC. Pls I dnt mind name ur price, to declare Rusa 4 me.

Electronzeez:


if worst come too shove, i will rather kill myself than to commit suicide!.

Lolz.