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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:32pm On Nov 10, 2014
Gafano:
bro i hail o❗❗❗❗❗and i don't have much to share, coz bak den na we dey top class so girls dey always want dey ur syd.......
i raise my 2 hands 4 u o
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 10, 2014
gay sef dey give me last warning gringringrin....

greetings warriors nd warrioresses of the threadgrin....e be like say na only fight fit make dis thread SWEETcheesy..
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2014
3coins:

i am not...have a nice night

Hmmm this bro night
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2014
Bennyberry:
am doing great sir...hw is the going ?
my broda we bless GOD...yu on whatsapp?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2014
kulkatty:


Yea true I'll try and stop

So you're also for sociology and anthropology??
Cool


Na neldrizzy come get more female dept mates. It izz well

Yeah we are more in the faculty and department
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:42pm On Nov 10, 2014
kulkatty:


SMH like you're not among them (˘̯˘ )ʃ

Were you not one of the peepz who went really gaga by trying to swallow a knife which they used in cutting a cake??


Lmao

I was there, but I watched the guy die

You funny sha, why did hold the blade and stab yourself with the handle, trying to kill yourself
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:44pm On Nov 10, 2014
kulkatty:


SMH like you're not among them (˘̯˘ )ʃ

Were you not one of the peepz who went really gaga by trying to swallow a knife which they used in cutting a cake??
Suley316:

Modified*
Kulkatty
How your friends at the psychiatric home
And the caretakers unkor
. . When i saw you both at yabaleft,i thought you're normal,cos i saw you guys are squating and quiet . . Then i asked what you were doing . . You told me you were laying eggs
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:46pm On Nov 10, 2014
kelvindim:
Na wah for you oh!

That na talk?!
if no b tok,wetin e be?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by HonourablePomk: 7:46pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
. . When i saw you both at yabaleft,i thought you're normal,cos i saw you guys are squating and quiet . . Then i asked what you were doing . . You told me you were laying eggs

Okay this is funny undecided undecided undecided

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2014
chilledbarbie:


GROW UP ? Thanks btw whats AJEBO remember i owe you a gift you are my first friend mail me what you will love to get
do you know the class of people we call the "AJEPAKO" . .BTW,you fit buy me buggati?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:48pm On Nov 10, 2014
HonourablePomk:


Okay this is funny undecided undecided undecided
failed attempt at sarcasm
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 7:49pm On Nov 10, 2014
All this yaba lefters nawao!!!! undecided what of Uselu psychiatric hospital??
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by HonourablePomk: 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
failed attempt at sarcasm

huh ok embarassed undecided sad
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 7:51pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
na . . We turned out to be kind of related . . We had to stop . . Thank God we didnt do anything
bro if yu see her nw una no dey feel anytin for eachoda??
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 7:51pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
Ladies and gents of this thread . . Your first wooing experience,how was it? . . The guys,how it was and how it went wooing your first girl and what was her response, . . .to the girl,how did you feel when a guy is showing interest in you for the first and how was it like?
.
Tags Neldrizzy
Suley316
Kulkatty
Naijaboiy
3coins
Ojingbe
Efedua
Kelvindim
Chilledbarbie
Pweetyz
Cjpresh
Nelsizzy
Benromeo39
Jeninmma
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And all the rest not mentioned
[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now cheesy).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died grin grin grin[/b]

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:51pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
. . When i saw you both at yabaleft,i thought you're normal,cos i saw you guys are squating and quiet . . Then i asked what you were doing . . You told me you were laying eggs


Guy you have started sticking your snuff in the wrong places again undecided
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 7:52pm On Nov 10, 2014
kelvindim:
Man na God oh!


Errthang soft! cool
(Y)
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chilledbarbie(f): 7:52pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
do you know the class of people we call the "AJEPAKO" . .BTW,you fit buy me buggati?

I still don't get whats AJEPAKO . . . BUGGATI ? ? ? lol why should i ask for something you want playstation a phone Okay we meet during clearance maybe lunch
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 7:54pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
. . When i saw you both at yabaleft,i thought you're normal,cos i saw you guys are squating and quiet . . Then i asked what you were doing . . You told me you were laying cooked eggs
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:56pm On Nov 10, 2014
chue:
bro if yu see her nw una no dey feel anytin for eachoda??
brotherly love
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 10, 2014
3coins:

[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now cheesy).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died grin grin grin[/b]
cheesy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by HonourablePomk: 7:57pm On Nov 10, 2014
Good evening all
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2014
3coins:

[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now cheesy).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died grin grin grin[/b]
*faints* but how did you get a gf before her if you've not wooed any before?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2014
3coins:

[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now cheesy).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died grin grin grin[/b]
hehehehehehehe hilarious!!! Emeka nice one...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:02pm On Nov 10, 2014
Suley316:


Guy you have started sticking your snuff in the wrong places again undecided
*eyes him*
*continues sniffing snuff*
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2014
chilledbarbie:


I still don't get whats AJEPAKO . . . BUGGATI ? ? ? lol why should i ask for something you want playstation a phone Okay we meet during clearance maybe lunch
Kelvindim,minister of/for women affairs . . Please help me explain who an AJEBUTTER/AJEKPAKO is.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
*faints* but how did you get a gf before her if you've not wooed any before?
yeah..i didnt ask my first gf out.we just started dating...nobody asked anyone out
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
3coins:

[b]ok,i dont like remembering this but lemme just share

the 1st girl i wooed NB: i had a gf before her tho

i was always staring at this girl in class...it was obvious i liked her...i was scared to go talk to her...mehn that chick was crazily fine....she knew i liked her cuz i was always staring.one day,i summoned up courage to go talk to her...i passed her a written note...the content of the note was "i really wanna talk to you alone"..she was sitting with one girl like that...immediately she read the note,the girl stood up and went to another seat..then i went to sit ...i started yarning trash...talking about unnecessary thing.at a point,she was like "Emeka,you said you wanted to talk to me,is this what you wanted to tell me"...na there liver fail me..i couldnt talk....break over bell saved me..i just jejely ran to my seat...my mind started yabbing me,(you know that feeling now cheesy).i made up my mind to write her a letter....after writting the letter,i waited till closing time to give her the letter so i will just run home and she wont have time to reply that day...after dismissal assembly,i passed her the letter and zoomed off....i walked for a while then i felt my pocket...i noticed a paper was still in it..i brought it out and lo and behold,it was the letter...i was like "what the Bleep did i give to this girl"...i remembered i collected one girl's number in school that day...and i wrote it in a sheet of paper. i ran back to school.she was still there..i collected the other paper and gave her the letter and zoomed off again...to cut the story short, the next day in school,she didnt greet me like she does on a normal day...we didnt speak till closing time..i was on my way home and i noticed she was waiting for me.i walked to her and we started walking home together then she started "is this what you wanted to tell me that you could not say?" no response from me,then she continued "before i date a guy,there are many things i look at and you dont have one"....i nearly died grin grin grin[/b]
ah! E nur fair o.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
Neldrizzy:
hehehehehehehe hilarious!!! Emeka nice one...
lol...e no funny that time ooo
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 10, 2014
LOL 3coins grin

Sorry ehn.

Assuming she called that other girl's number nko?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 8:08pm On Nov 10, 2014
benromeo39:
ah! E nur fair o.
ahswear...that reply was EPIC
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:09pm On Nov 10, 2014
3coins:

yeah..i didnt ask my first gf out.we just started dating...nobody asked anyone out
hmm. . mutual attraction, what of this girl you wooed after she told you NO . .how were you guys interacting in class?

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