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i remember the day after watching a jetli movie and emulating what i thought were some badass, foolproof moves from the movie, i went to challange the foremost bully in my class then. The guy so whopped my azz that i almost fell unconscious.

from that day i became a pacifist..








moral of the story: no trust oyinbo and their movies, e fit kill you..

;true

When oyibo man is in a creepy house,instead of him to leave quietly, he enters inside well enough and starts shouting "Hello! Is Anybody home". Trust my naija guys wud sharply run away.

I don't believe the bonus #actor no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ die. Have you watch prison break.

It's only in Korean movies that the guy will be in love, forming strong head when he sees the girl but gets home only to start crying and weeping over his love for the babe....

Slonge2:
i remember the day after watching a jetli movie and emulating what i thought were some badass, foolproof moves from the movie, i went to challange the foremost bully in my class then. The guy so whopped my azz that i almost fell unconscious.

from that day i became a pacifist..








moral of the story: no trust oyinbo and their movies, e fit kill you..

That's how it almost killed me

thinking u can become Bruce Wayne

Hmm that moment... When jack Bauer always survive even attacking logan... Go russia and Moldova within 15min...diffuse bomb even in 0.5 nano second...




They make us think like we're cartoon watching cartoon in 3D

I laff sote i nearly shit my intestine come out...damn funny...especially that of bollywood...when the actor and the villian go 1st sing and dance b4 fighting...chai...

nigerians please say no to plagarism


http://www.thatwasfunny.com/40-things-that-only-happen-in-the-movies/635



the source of the thread incase anyone is interested

When actor for indian film vex, even clothe for im body go tear by imself

Actor dey always be single guy, na later him go go meet the finest girl for the film fall in love

a soldier will always Bleep before or after any battle

Nollywood has taught us that There are too many kings in igbo land.

Wisegeek01:
Only in indian movies will a teacher catch a student with "Espo" and they start dancing*


https://www.nairaland.com/1984164/funny-pictures-phone#27870115

Slonge2:
i remember the day after watching a jetli movie and emulating what i thought were some badass, foolproof moves from the movie, i went to challange the foremost bully in my class then. The guy so whopped my azz that i almost fell unconscious.

from that day i became a pacifist..








moral of the story: no trust oyinbo and their movies, e fit kill you..

Lol@ bolded.

abdulaz:
When you are on a mission and all your fellow soldiers are dead, there is 99% chance of still completing the mission.

Rambo in action. Lols

Freshtomato:
#10. really cracked me up

Let me add.

*it takes less than 5 seconds for poison to kill someone

*every old. Man/woman must cough before dying (especially Olu Jacobs)

* after planing to kill someone from the beginning of the movie towards the end when you finally have a chance, you decide you want to look them in the eyes before killing

* The villain always dies at the end of the movie

*When you hear a weird sound from a dark corner, instead of running, you just have to check what it is

U'll always scratch/rub your eyes before going blind or regaining d sight... #veryPredictive

NOLLYWOOD
They constantly tell u that you are stupid, coz everything still looks like tales by moonlight


HOLLYWOOD
Every terrorist you interrogate always tells u the exact truth (i guess terrorists are really honest).

A single punch from anyone makes you black-out (chaii.. There's God o).

is koko africanized?

slap sef dey double d size of lips.

but dem go punch actor for face tire..

only for d guy to have a single streak of blood flowing from the right corner of his mouth..

if he eventually cleans it with d back of his left hand.. e mean im don vex be that

#3.It does not matter if you are heavily
outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your
enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by
one by dancing around in a threatening manner
until you have knocked out their predecessors.



Number 3 is so on point, Jackie, Jet li and the rest. The funny thing is that the enemies must shout to alert you before attacking you.

kilokeys:
is koko africanized?

slap sef dey double d size of lips.

but dem go punch actor for face tire..

only for d guy to have a single streak of blood flowing from the right corner of his mouth..

if he eventually cleans it with d back of his left hand.. e mean im don vex be that

Hahahahaha I can actually relate to the last part, after cleaning the blood with his left hand, he will spit it out then charge for fight and kill all his opponents within 2 minutes.

kirikiristars:
Hahahahaha I can actually relate to the last part, after cleaning the blood with his left hand, he will spit it out then charge for fight and kill all his opponents within 2 minutes.

lol.. kai.. and d ladies dey fine for morning. even after better kpanshing for night.. dem go still fresh like winsh.

http://www.utwente.nl/cw/theorieenoverzicht/theory%20clusters/media,%20culture%20and%20society/cultivation_theory-1/

Early 2000 Hong kong jetli movie.. the short nigga will be kicking all all the chink in his cities asses as if he is only one that knows kung fu...Their was this scene he threw a lady into the air, went on to fight off 10 guy, came back the same spot to catched the lady before she could drop to the floor.... u was like wtf

Early 2000 Hong kong jetli movie.. the short nigga will be kicking all all the chink in his cities asses as if he is only one that knows kung fu...Their was this scene he threw a lady into the air, went on to fight off 10 guys, came back the same spot to catched the lady before she could drop to the floor.... u
I was like wtf

Guy ur head der dia

*If boss die film don end

kelechiMarie:
So true Hehehehehe
Terrorists attack only america and the bad guys are the Russians and Asians.

Mostly Arabs not Asians generally

Lmao