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It is a well noised news recently in the Nigerian media that 'ponmo' (cow's skin) has no nutritional value. As nutritionists, we know whether this is true or false, but as scientists we ought to give you guys physical proofs, this time, not the usual textbook stuff, but practical findings.
So, keep your fingers crossed, as I feed you guys with information on the proximate analysis of the nutrient composition of 'ponmo'.
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Result:

WhiteTyre:
The results from recent analysis is as follows:

For a 40g mass of ponmo, there are 0g of carbohydrate, 0g of protein, 0% of iron, 0% of sodium, 4g of total fat, 0g of dietary fibre, no vitamin, no calcium.

So, scientifically, the only nutient in ponmo is fat, 'bad' fat, mostly. It will also give you some carcinogenic agents, due to it's mode of preparation.

Therefore, ponmo consumption is only tasty, not nutritious.

Stop eating ponmo. Eaters of ponmo may as well eat shoes.

Next month, God willing, I will be giving you guys further results on the ongoing critical analysis, when it is ready and approved. Thank you all.

Lol okay op we're waiting

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Obinoscopy:
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Obim see how he has abandoned us, he doesn't know how sweet ponmo is lol

xcelsia:
Obim see how he has abandoned us, he doesn't know how sweet ponmo is lol

Yes love he seem to have abandoned us. But let's give him more time to do more research on our precious ponmo

Sorry everyone. I have not abandoned you, lectures have been taking my time.
Meanwhile, if you have ponmo there, send it to me, make I chop small.

Obinoscopy:
Yes love he seem to have abandoned us. But let's give him more time to do more research on our precious ponmo

Lol can you see how he tricked us? After making us wait since 1800 BC for our ponmo story now he wants us to send him some to eat. I'm hungry, come let me go prepare nkwobi for us to eat, op catch you later lol

xcelsia:
Lol can you see how he tricked us? After making us wait since 1800 BC for our ponmo story now he wants us to send him some to eat. I'm hungry, come let me go prepare nkwobi for us to eat, op catch you later lol

Nkwobi? Wow, honey let's go home. Can't wait eat ur delicious Nkwobi.

The results from recent analysis is as follows:
For a 40g mass of ponmo, there are 0g of carbohydrate, 0g of protein, 0% of iron, 0% of sodium, 4g of total fat, 0g of dietary fibre, no vitamin, no calcium.
So, scientifically, the only nutient in ponmo is fat, 'bad' fat, mostly. It will also give you some carcinogenic agents, due to it's mode of preparation.
Therefore, ponmo consumption is only tasty, not nutritious.
Stop eating ponmo. Eaters of ponmo may as well eat shoes.
Next month, God willing, I will be giving you guys further results on the ongoing critical analysis, when it is ready and approved. Thank you all.

WhiteTyre:
The results from recent analysis is as follows:
For a 40g mass of ponmo, there are 0g of carbohydrate, protein, iron, sodium, 4g of total fat.
So, scientifically, the only nutient in ponmo is fat, 'bad' fat, mostly. It will also give you some carcinogenic agents, due to it's mode of preparation.
Therefore, ponmo consumption is only tasty, not nutritious.
Stop eating ponmo. Eaters of ponmo may as well eat shoes.
Next month, God willing, I will be giving you guys further results on the ongoing critical analysis, when it is ready and approved. Thank you all.

Hahahahahahaha omg nairaland will not kill me I swear!!!!!! You asked us to give you ponmo to eat and now you're saying don't eat ponmo, too late we can't stop please lol

WhiteTyre:
The results from recent analysis is as follows:
For a 40g mass of ponmo, there are 0g of carbohydrate, protein, iron, sodium, 4g of total fat.
So, scientifically, the only nutient in ponmo is fat, 'bad' fat, mostly. It will also give you some carcinogenic agents, due to it's mode of preparation.
Therefore, ponmo consumption is only tasty, not nutritious.
Stop eating ponmo. Eaters of ponmo may as well eat shoes.
Next month, God willing, I will be giving you guys further results on the ongoing critical analysis, when it is ready and approved. Thank you all.

Okay o, we haf hear. So u mean say na shoe wey I don dey chow since? Chai!

xcelsia:
Hahahahahahaha omg nairaland will not kill me I swear!!!!!! You asked us to give you ponmo to eat and now you're saying don't eat ponmo, too late we can't stop please lol

Yes o, I agree with you jare. We can't stop eating our precious shoe ponmo.

Obinoscopy:
Yes o, I agree with you jare. We can't stop eating our precious shoe ponmo.

Lol

Guys still dey awake by this time

Nothing and nobody can stop me from eating my delicious ponmo o

Till 2mao I go read am....

But I love ponmo..
Especially when cut into bits and cooked with vegetable soup.

I don't understand why this is on fp.
Nothing here makes sense to me.

The bible says there shall be no sleep for the wicked. Is that why y'all are awake?

Evidence of loneliness,what's this one saying.are u a gateman by posting this trash at this hour of the day.

I don't even know what to say about this...
Mama Caro! Give me another round of that curved Ponmo plus that Goat meat and my chilled bottle of Star...

Not only shoes oh both cloth n bent slf

nonsense

choi, so I being dey waste moni dey buy ponmo since oya iya basira come gv me my moni for all d ponmo wey I don buy nw nw

where was this analysis carried out. vegetarian though

xcelsia:
Lol

Is your moniker coined from the scientific name of the African teak tree(Milicia excelsa)?pls I was just curious..

Smh

Off to bed.

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Can't stop eating Ponmo

MacluvPH:
Evidence of loneliness,what's this one saying.are u a gateman by posting this trash at this hour of the day.

E tire me o

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I was here...Incase we are gonna get paid!!