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xcelsia:
Obim see how he has abandoned us, he doesn't know how sweet ponmo is lol

ma'am you did not vote again...today

WhiteTyre:
It is a well noised news recently in the Nigerian media that 'ponmo' (cow's skin) has no nutritional value. As nutritionists, we know whether this is true or false, but as scientists we ought to give you guys physical proofs, this time, not the usual textbook stuff, but practical findings.
So, keep your fingers crossed, as I feed you guys with information on the proximate analysis of the nutrient composition of 'ponmo'.
Stay connected.

Result:

So how do this affected the prize of GARRI on the market

What's critical about this analysis,OP?

Ponmo fo life jare !! If I hear say I stop to dey eat ponmo! Doz bagers won dey make mor profit fo dier shoe bussiness.

YemziAdez:
Is your moniker coined from the scientific name of the African teak tree(Milicia excelsa)?pls I was just curious..

Oh no, it's from the Christmas song "Hosanna"

Creative n humorous.

I go dey demo pomo till i RIP

minced 'ponmo'...pottash,palm oil,pepper,dried fish and prawns


i eat every week!!!
no modasukka can stop me

chibwike:
ma'am you did not vote again...today

So sorry I forgot, hope you progressed. Please mention me tomorrow

i dnt even read d epistle..#teamponmo4life

xcelsia:
So sorry I forgot, hope you progressed. Please mention me tomorrow

yeah..i did..i'd try and mention you tommorow

We can't stop
We won't stop

xcelsia:
Oh no, it's from the Christmas song "Hosanna"

cool n uhmm Awesome signature.

chibwike:
yeah..i did..i'd try and mention you tommorow

Ok congrats, don't worry I'll set a reminder on my phone now

YemziAdez:
cool n uhmm Awesome signature.

Thanks

xcelsia:
Ok congrats, don't worry I'll set a reminder on my phone now

thanks ma'am...thanks....am really gratefull

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Iya Basira, abeg give me one timberland shoe of Ponmo and I mokerson..

there is nothing new here. We all know kpomo has no nutritional value. So whats the stale research about. Delve into something better Mr. Man and stop wasting your time.

Whether enemies of Ponmo like it or not, we go continue to dey chop am...sometimes the rain might force a man more than once to seek shelter under the same tree(so it's better to mix the Ponmo alongside meat "just in case" you temporarily slip again)...

It's a nice thought,more grease to Ur elbow n may the size of Ur Cerebrum increase

The calcium and vitamin wey dey the tomato, pepper, seasoning and salt wey I take cook am don dey okay for my body abeg
#teamcowskin

it is said dat d taste of d puddin is in d eatin. Sometimes d packagin of pomo in sm rare occassions such as pomo sauce in parties wil definitely elude d mystery of it not havin any nutritional value.jst eat it 4 fun!

na so e be?

Sorry Sir,which laboratory did you conduct the proximate analysis? The last time I read an article on ponmo,I found out it contains about 1% crude protein. Just give me some time to research and get back to you

Kpomo fo lyfe

By the way, warris ponmo

WhiteTyre:
The results from recent analysis is as follows:
For a 40g mass of ponmo, there are 0g of carbohydrate, 0g of protein, 0% of iron, 0% of sodium, 4g of total fat, 0g of dietary fibre, no vitamin, no calcium.
So, scientifically, the only nutient in ponmo is fat, 'bad' fat, mostly. It will also give you some carcinogenic agents, due to it's mode of preparation.
Therefore, ponmo consumption is only tasty, not nutritious.
Stop eating ponmo. Eaters of ponmo may as well eat shoes.
Next month, God willing, I will be giving you guys further results on the ongoing critical analysis, when it is ready and approved. Thank you all.

How about the other 36g, of what composition is it?

slimmy05:
there is nothing new here. We all know kpomo has no nutritional value. So whats the stale research about. Delve into something better Mr. Man and stop wasting your time.

Haba, that's too harsh na. At least d dude posted something meaningful unlike some posts on nairaland that are meaningless, for example, Tonto Dike just got new fingernails..hehehe...
Afterall, Ponmo is still good for the body shaa.

Halflore:
I was here...Incase we are gonna get paid!!

Lmao! Real kolo....



P.S: so Kponmo don turn shoe leather? Nawa o