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uy by engllishmart(op): 10:22am On Nov 15, 2014*

Re: uy by osile2012: 10:29am On Nov 15, 2014

[size=15pt] Since when did not going to abuja or lagos become a predicament ? You still have many more years ahead of you to travel. I went to abuja for the first time at the age of thirty . But if u feel threatened about it, then travel to lagos and abuja and come back, else you can claim u have been there but just for one night. grin

When asked where u been, tell them u passed 3rd mainland bridge, alaba international market and balogun. Then for abuja tell them u went to Next shopping mall, Went to wuse market etc. Just hide in your house for 2 days and tell them u traveled oo. Because if u tell this lie without being absent they will ask when u traveled . [/size]

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Re: uy by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:29am On Nov 15, 2014

oga dont mind them jor......me i have never been to PH or Abuja before......i stay in lagos...lagos no be for everybody.

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Re: uy by valicious1(m): 10:29am On Nov 15, 2014

really strange

Re: uy by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:31am On Nov 15, 2014

osile2012:
[size=15pt] Since when did not going to abuja or lagos become a predicament ? You still have many more years ahead of you to travel. I went to abuja for the first time at the age of thirty . But if u feel threatened about it, then travel to lagos and abuja and come back, else you can claim u have been there but just for one night. When asked where u been, tell them u passed 3rd mainland bridge, alaba international market and balogun. Then for abuja tell them u went to Next shopping mall, Went to wuse market etc. Just hide in your house for 2 days and tell them u traveled oo. Because if u tell this lie without being absent they will ask when u traveled . [/size]

you forgot to add Ikeja City mall, the palms,kuramo beach..Eko hotel and suites.....African shrine...etc grin

Re: uy by osile2012: 10:36am On Nov 15, 2014

JeffreyJamez:
you forgot to add Ikeja City mall, the palms,kuramo beach..Eko hotel and suites.....African shrine...etc

[size=15pt] Na just one night he stay now grin

and you know lagos trafic, he cant go to all those places in a day. Besides people can ask him to describe those places, and he go begin stammer. Atleast bridge na bridge, nobody will tell him to describe bridge. Market na market so nothing new. [/size]

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Re: uy by JayKaba(m): 10:42am On Nov 15, 2014

Travelling is an essential part of life and learning, however, it is not a compulsion. If you have the wherewithal, I suggest you create time to explore other environments.

Re: uy by Juliet11111(f): 10:44am On Nov 15, 2014

Hmmm @op u are 28 years old and have not been to lagos? WTH have you been doing all ur life? You are still far o

Re: uy by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:48am On Nov 15, 2014

osile2012:
[size=15pt] Na just one night he stay now and you know lagos trafic, he cant go to all those places in a day. Besides people can ask him to describe those places, and he go begin stammer. Atleast bridge na bridge, nobody will tell him to describe bridge. Market na market so nothing new. [/size]

hahahahaha ok o

Re: uy by Nobody: 10:51am On Nov 15, 2014

...thank God my dad is a politician and I'm his first daughter, during his campaign I followed him to all the 36 states + Abuja for mass rally

Re: uy by osile2012: 11:17am On Nov 15, 2014

Yungwizzzy:
...thank God my dad is a politician and I'm his first daughter, during his campaign I followed him to all the 36 states + Abuja for mass rally

[size=15pt] Did he win or did he cry after the election. [/size]

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Re: uy by Nobody: 11:19am On Nov 15, 2014

osile2012:
[size=15pt] Did he win or did he cry after the election. [/size]

...he is the presidente

Re: uy by osile2012: 2:19pm On Nov 15, 2014

Yungwizzzy:
...he is the presidente

[size=15pt] That must be in a french country because we have president in Nigerian not presidente [/size]

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Re: uy by bumitek02(m): 1:04pm On Nov 16, 2014

Oga but were are you now?, I dey lag now, nah only you go waka come?

Re: uy by SkinnyDude(m): 5:51pm On Nov 16, 2014

Juliet11111:
Hmmm @op u are 28 years old and have not been to lagos? WTH have you been doing all ur life? You are still far o

sharrap! do you have an international passport? have you crossed border? even if you have crossed border, how many country have you been to?

Re: uy by born2boink(m): 6:16pm On Nov 16, 2014

Eko Adele. If you haven't been to Lagos, forget it. Eko tinubu,yato si Eko fashola. You no fit piss anyhow as u dey piss for your state in Lagos or else, Alausa street. If you reach Lagos bus stop, u buy gala, throway ham for floor like maryland, if kai catch you, na Alausa straight. If you no shadow if dem kai or mopo dey road, and u go cross where pedestrian bridge dey Alausa straight. If you enter bus, conductor figure say u bi mumu, him go collect 3 times transport from your hand. Even we wey dem born for Lagos, conductor still wan do like say dem get brain pass us. But if your papa or mama rich wella and you carry ride come, if LASMA no catch u, go church for thanksgiving

Re: uy by Bifwoli: 3:59am On Nov 17, 2014

engllishmart:
Is it a must that every Nigeria must have to visit lagos at one time in his life? Is lagos state or Abuja heaven or pilgrimage center? When I tell people that I've never been to lagos or Abuja they look at me as someone wey no sabi whatsup. Some even start yabbing me

Please are their other people passing through this same predicament

Wow,you're missing a lot coz those two are a "must visit" places .Just visit and make sure you tour great areas like kubwa,nyanya and gishiri in Abuja or Ajegunle and Makoko in Lagos.

Re: uy by lacasera14(m): 1:31pm On Nov 18, 2014

Dude pls try and go to lagos. As a nigerian it's neccesary. Even tho u go there and come back the next day no probs.

Re: uy by Nobody: 3:18pm On Nov 18, 2014

So in other words you are in NIGERIA the useless and forsaken country? I wisheth you well in your stay/base but please stay away from the north before the products of that forsaken nation forget one or two "banger" for ya nyash

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