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ELYMAXiimus:
you need to go outta ya comfort zone... You've got potentials.... Nice!

thanx

Darkrebel:
okay 20 lines ...let's drop tomorrow ..

Guykhena / Lagunna please help set a thread for us ...we have agreed to drop tomorrow by 10pm ..thanks

How about we do the first nairaland audio battle? 1st December. start writing ya bars. . . lemme create the thread.

GIYAZZ:
How about we do the first nairaland audio battle? 1st December. start writing ya bars. . . lemme create the thread.

bro...I think its nice . .

Acapella right?
please create the thread ...let's do 1 min 30 seconds maximum recording .. but is December 1 not too far? how bout we do it two weeks from now?

Darkrebel:
bro...I think its nice . .

Acapella right?
please create the thread ...let's do 1 min 30 seconds maximum recording .. but is December 1 not too far? how bout we do it two weeks from now?

I've got too many shows this month to attend, if it's fixed this month I may disapoint you. So let's do it in december. 1 minute it is. prepare! imma create the thread later. just chill. . .

GIYAZZ:
I've got too many shows this month to attend, if it's fixed this month I may disapoint you. So let's do it in december. 1 minute it is. prepare! imma create the thread later. just chill. . .

okay...

GIYAZZ:
I've got too many shows this month to attend, if it's fixed this month I may disapoint you. So let's do it in december. 1 minute it is. prepare! imma create the thread later. just chill. . .

no be your phone you wan take record am?..... 3days is enough...

ffr don turn to chat room

#BARS


See i was blatantly. Waiting patiently /
To kill u inhumanly/
I can see u prewrite fluently and still suck plainly/
U prolly bebop to one
Direction wit erections jacking off to Disney. Movies/
When two two threes cock leave ur feet chopped like a horror movie/
When i let this phantom talk..to.emmm he gone think he was in the opra/
When he calculates the damage he aint gonna like the equations after/
Ima send hollow tips his way like they was boomer rangs
aint none flying back/
I got the heart of a lion so quit trying to act hard only when ur getting. But bleeped wit a strap on ...thats the.only. time yo.ass.is."strapped"
lmmfao/
Im sick like bubonic on gin and tonic blowing chronic smoking. Roaches wit chop sticks/
Higher then turn buckle acrobatics When i summersualt crescent. Moon ur ass wit a drop kick/
My fat ass on ur head its lights out like a bonzeye drop from yokozuna...
(old.school
wwf)
My punchlines hit yo bitch ass harder then the tree that killed sonny bono/
U look like a ashy version of a feed the kid commercial/
Drop ur credentials ill try my best.to.get u a sponsor That won't. Molest you/
All that gibber jabber ur just running.piss out.ur.bladder u aint shit my flows sick like.the.brain of.the.mad.hatter/

Hold up.gay....

Ur a fake luminous. My.nigga.luminous. illuminates. The illest.shit thats some.irregular
imitations of.one.of.his.half.assed.
decent spits..
I spit frag grenades at ur wack backpack rap brigades..
Rapping like Lupe. Fiascos.bitch..
Point at.the.opposition. i.tackle wit verbal.ammunition. and a wordplay.coalition. verbs like.burning coal. Turn.ya cold...and.twist.ya.neck off like.the.top.of a pilsner paps blue ribbon..
Tommygunz yes im Fat and the gays.iv.ate rapping is.rotten.in.my.stomach
fermented ..so.bitch get.ur.head bounced off.the walls off.my.gut.
like.me when.im.beating.ur
bitches. pussy up/
U fucking.x age groupie slut...
Im writing.this.while.im.
smoking. A white dooby.blunt..
U dum.african....ur.
blacker then.a.white.mufucker drunk falling asleep.for.three days.sunbathing.in.the.
dezsert.in Pakistan /
Ur maggot food cuddle wit the worms/
While i sleep yo bitch ass ..leave u dreaming. With the.fishes...
skin decomposing secretions overflowing outa ur skin bubbling.
Out like poped sun blisters/
Luminous. U should.did.ur.home work.on.me.fam.
instead of riding niggaz cock/
Now its.time.to.roll.on.you man sweep.u.clean out.ur socks...




#BARS

Bars:
#BARS


See i was blatantly. Waiting patiently /
To kill u inhumanly/
I can see u prewrite fluently and still suck plainly/
U prolly bebop to one
Direction wit erections jacking off to Disney. Movies/
When two two threes cock leave ur feet chopped like a horror movie/
When i let this phantom talk..to.emmm he gone think he was in the opra/
When he calculates the damage he aint gonna like the equations after/
Ima send hollow tips his way like they was boomer rangs
aint none flying back/
I got the heart of a lion so quit trying to act hard only when ur getting. But bleeped wit a strap on ...thats the.only. time yo.ass.is."strapped"
lmmfao/
Im sick like bubonic on gin and tonic blowing chronic smoking. Roaches wit chop sticks/
Higher then turn buckle acrobatics When i summersualt crescent. Moon ur ass wit a drop kick/
My fat ass on ur head its lights out like a bonzeye drop from yokozuna...
(old.school
wwf)
My punchlines hit yo bitch ass harder then the tree that killed sonny bono/
U look like a ashy version of a feed the kid commercial/
Drop ur credentials ill try my best.to.get u a sponsor That won't. Molest you/
All that gibber jabber ur just running.piss out.ur.bladder u aint shit my flows sick like.the.brain of.the.mad.hatter/

Hold up.gay....

Ur a fake luminous. My.nigga.luminous. illuminates. The illest.shit thats some.irregular
imitations of.one.of.his.half.assed.
decent spits..
I spit frag grenades at ur wack backpack rap brigades..
Rapping like Lupe. Fiascos.bitch..
Point at.the.opposition. i.tackle wit verbal.ammunition. and a wordplay.coalition. verbs like.burning coal. Turn.ya cold...and.twist.ya.neck off like.the.top.of a pilsner paps blue ribbon..
Tommygunz yes im Fat and the gays.iv.ate rapping is.rotten.in.my.stomach
fermented ..so.bitch get.ur.head bounced off.the walls off.my.gut.
like.me when.im.beating.ur
bitches. pussy up/
U fucking.x age groupie slut...
Im writing.this.while.im.
smoking. A white dooby.blunt..
U dum.african....ur.
blacker then.a.white.mufucker drunk falling asleep.for.three days.sunbathing.in.the.
dezsert.in Pakistan /
Ur maggot food cuddle wit the worms/
While i sleep yo bitch ass ..leave u dreaming. With the.fishes...
skin decomposing secretions overflowing outa ur skin bubbling.
Out like poped sun blisters/
Luminous. U should.did.ur.home work.on.me.fam.
instead of riding niggaz cock/
Now its.time.to.roll.on.you man sweep.u.clean out.ur socks...




#BARS

dis auto correct shii thou

Bars:
#BARS


See i was blatantly. Waiting patiently /
To kill u inhumanly/
I can see u prewrite fluently and still suck plainly/
U prolly bebop to one
Direction wit erections jacking off to Disney. Movies/
When two two threes cock leave ur feet chopped like a horror movie/
When i let this phantom talk..to.emmm he gone think he was in the opra/
When he calculates the damage he aint gonna like the equations after/
Ima send hollow tips his way like they was boomer rangs
aint none flying back/
I got the heart of a lion so quit trying to act hard only when ur getting. But bleeped wit a strap on ...thats the.only. time yo.ass.is."strapped"
lmmfao/
Im sick like bubonic on gin and tonic blowing chronic smoking. Roaches wit chop sticks/
Higher then turn buckle acrobatics When i summersualt crescent. Moon ur ass wit a drop kick/
My fat ass on ur head its lights out like a bonzeye drop from yokozuna...
(old.school
wwf)
My punchlines hit yo bitch ass harder then the tree that killed sonny bono/
U look like a ashy version of a feed the kid commercial/
Drop ur credentials ill try my best.to.get u a sponsor That won't. Molest you/
All that gibber jabber ur just running.piss out.ur.bladder u aint shit my flows sick like.the.brain of.the.mad.hatter/

Hold up.gay....

Ur a fake luminous. My.nigga.luminous. illuminates. The illest.shit thats some.irregular
imitations of.one.of.his.half.assed.
decent spits..
I spit frag grenades at ur wack backpack rap brigades..
Rapping like Lupe. Fiascos.bitch..
Point at.the.opposition. i.tackle wit verbal.ammunition. and a wordplay.coalition. verbs like.burning coal. Turn.ya cold...and.twist.ya.neck off like.the.top.of a pilsner paps blue ribbon..
Tommygunz yes im Fat and the gays.iv.ate rapping is.rotten.in.my.stomach
fermented ..so.bitch get.ur.head bounced off.the walls off.my.gut.
like.me when.im.beating.ur
bitches. pussy up/
U fucking.x age groupie slut...
Im writing.this.while.im.
smoking. A white dooby.blunt..
U dum.african....ur.
blacker then.a.white.mufucker drunk falling asleep.for.three days.sunbathing.in.the.
dezsert.in Pakistan /
Ur maggot food cuddle wit the worms/
While i sleep yo bitch ass ..leave u dreaming. With the.fishes...
skin decomposing secretions overflowing outa ur skin bubbling.
Out like poped sun blisters/
Luminous. U should.did.ur.home work.on.me.fam.
instead of riding niggaz cock/
Now its.time.to.roll.on.you man sweep.u.clean out.ur socks...




#BARS

*thumbs up

obainojazz:
Raphael sharrap

onye ara

Darkrebel:
*thumbs up

Tanx boss !!!

Dklef:
dis auto correct shii thou

Lol....DRIS KLEF babab tanx !!!!!

Darkrebel:
okay...

But let's do a text battle first. tomorrow 9pm. Guykhena set the thread. 10 bars. #peace

GIYAZZ:
But let's do a text battle first. tomorrow 9pm. Guykhena set the thread. 10 bars. #peace

you didn't even give me a chance to reply and you are already telling guykhena to set up a thread....I just brawled ..I can't brawl tomorrow...make it next week

Otu, nnoo! Amu n'ekele!/ my 'Benjamin' is steel... akpuruegede!/ mu na ije umunwayi...Adure egbuem e!/
the last biitch I f-cked, Adaugo Ebele/ returning from farm, o bu akwu na ekete/
adoriem the babe like agu to ebule/ she say I be horse, but she no know say I dey chop akpu na egede!

. . .but when I met Bose, nwa ofe mmanu/ I cherished her and thought o bu onye'm g'alu/ her bobby make sense, plus ife onwe n'azu/
baby, am better than ya boyflendu..o bu obele azu/ but am 'spoilt' big fish, Krone n'eme aru!

. . .so I begin play her ringtone, I love u to the bones, iwo ni, o set/ I thank God for you.. Oluwa ni mo she/
I get my own crib, plus my dough big, we no need hotel/ girl, I need this nyash go with me, lass, and u fit relax, u go ease yourself/
but... You no need part two, coz this biitch na doom, the same girl I told 'iwo ni mofe/ ya biara tariem... ka anu n'ime ofe!

no wahala sha, hakuna matata, biitches must eat dust ... okwa tata, ndi akuna ga ata aja!

but still, akajaram akaja
that's a lesson to mind, I'm reminiscent/ so I don't need regrets/ now every target I hit, I'm barely miss it/
doubt me? Tell Warriblood to send me Bridget/ make I show her the Naija ingredient!

ehen, Naija ingredient!/
that time umu ada n'agba oto, no viagra but amu n'akwu oto/ then white men came to abuse ya culture/
say Chinedu na monkey, Abu na vulture/ hence hunting us down, anyi buru anu n'agba oso/ we must revenge, but first, allow Krone to reign...hapu ya ko chuo!

. . .Ok, last year, anobataram ije/ bia fu nna nna'm n'igbe/ just imagine, who can stand this pain?/
if you say I no go sit, rachakwam ike/ I call on God, Chukwunna bilie!/ enemies can't best me, I need ya 'blessing', so they can brag in vain/ mana inye kwam Ngozi, m tubakwa y'ime!

If you no understand, sorry

kr0ne:
Otu, nnoo! Amu n'ekele!/ my 'Benjamin' is steel... akpuruegede!/ mu na ije umunwayi...Adure egbuem e!/
the last biitch I f-cked, Adaugo Ebele/ returning from farm, o bu akwu na ekete/
adoriem the babe like agu to ebule/ she say I be horse, but she no know say I dey chop akpu na egede!

. . .but when I met Bose, nwa ofe mmanu/ I cherished her and thought o bu onye'm g'alu/ her bobby make sense, plus ife onwe n'azu/
baby, am better than ya boyflendu..o bu obele azu/ but am 'spoilt' big fish, Krone n'eme aru!

. . .so I begin play her ringtone, I love u to the bones, iwo ni, o set/ I thank God for you.. Oluwa ni mo she/
I get my own crib, plus my dough big, we no need hotel/ girl, I need this nyash go with me, lass, and u fit relax, u go ease yourself/
but... You no need part two, coz this biitch na doom, the same girl I told 'iwo ni mofe/ ya biara tariem... ka anu n'ime ofe!

no wahala sha, hakuna matata, biitches must eat dust ... okwa tata, ndi akuna ga ata aja!

but still, akajaram akaja
that's a lesson to mind, I'm reminiscent/ so I don't need regrets/ now every target I hit, I'm barely miss it/
doubt me? Tell Warriblood to send me Bridget/ make I show her the Naija ingredient!

ehen, Naija ingredient!/
that time umu ada n'agba oto, no viagra but amu n'akwu oto/ then white men came to abuse ya culture/
say Chinedu na monkey, Abu na vulture/ hence hunting us down, anyi buru anu n'agba oso/ we must revenge, but first, allow Krone to reign...hapu ya ko chuo!

. . .Ok, last year, anobataram ije/ bia fu nna nna'm n'igbe/ just imagine, who can stand this pain?/
if you say I no go sit, rachakwam ike/ I call on God, Chukwunna bilie!/ enemies can't best me, I need ya 'blessing', so they can brag in vain/ mana inye kwam Ngozi, m tubakwa y'ime!

If you no understand, sorry

lmfao...... Mazi krone naa rap, ndi girls ne tegu... Ne shake ife ah...
teddybiyasi na muamu ne shake e ukwu

ELYMAXiimus:
lmfao...... Mazi krone naa rap, ndi girls ne tegu... Ne shake ife ah...

I swear, I no know wetin enter my head today

Lol....chronicle dnt take it personal.... oga


SMALL DiSS@ KRONE


Why do I have to come against this 'weakling?'//

Even if he's chick gives me consistent 'ticklinq'//

I'll batter d gay, cut his membrane open, he qot a big head buh no 'reasoning'//

A win u won't see even if u're a 'biased-referee'//

My attacking techniques? Faster than 'barca-front-three'// I'll leave ya team member my 'murder-victim'

NiqqA u will see no deliverance even wid a 'catholic-prayer-intercession'//

My blades 'll slit his back, leave his head in different 'session

My 'pen-is(penis) a skilled rod it ll damaqe his mum 'dim-clits//

Even if the gays 'buys-bull(bible) if even tryna spit, I drop 'upper-cuts'// that 'll 'scatter his guts'

(Bull is a alcholic drink, it intoxicates)

I'll rough handle ya mum, till her breast is 'flatten'//

Tell ur dad to prepare, I'll repair his muscle wit 'fatal smashinq'

The only thinq ur dad is good at is 'attending tribal meetings'

A night watch man?, he prefers 'grabbinq peoples chicken'

U're never a mic god, waht u lyk most is browing on nude pics on 'mobile sites'

Ur styles are off key lyk a guitarist rapping/


BARS™

‪

Hehehehe

kr0ne:
Otu, nnoo! Amu n'ekele!/ my 'Benjamin' is steel... akpuruegede!/ mu na ije umunwayi...Adure egbuem e!/
the last biitch I f-cked, Adaugo Ebele/ returning from farm, o bu akwu na ekete/
adoriem the babe like agu to ebule/ she say I be horse, but she no know say I dey chop akpu na egede!

. . .but when I met Bose, nwa ofe mmanu/ I cherished her and thought o bu onye'm g'alu/ her bobby make sense, plus ife onwe n'azu/
baby, am better than ya boyflendu..o bu obele azu/ but am 'spoilt' big fish, Krone n'eme aru!

. . .so I begin play her ringtone, I love u to the bones, iwo ni, o set/ I thank God for you.. Oluwa ni mo she/
I get my own crib, plus my dough big, we no need hotel/ girl, I need this nyash go with me, lass, and u fit relax, u go ease yourself/
but... You no need part two, coz this biitch na doom, the same girl I told 'iwo ni mofe/ ya biara tariem... ka anu n'ime ofe!

no wahala sha, hakuna matata, biitches must eat dust ... okwa tata, ndi akuna ga ata aja!

but still, akajaram akaja
that's a lesson to mind, I'm reminiscent/ so I don't need regrets/ now every target I hit, I'm barely miss it/
doubt me? Tell Warriblood to send me Bridget/ make I show her the Naija ingredient!

ehen, Naija ingredient!/
that time umu ada n'agba oto, no viagra but amu n'akwu oto/ then white men came to abuse ya culture/
say Chinedu na monkey, Abu na vulture/ hence hunting us down, anyi buru anu n'agba oso/ we must revenge, but first, allow Krone to reign...hapu ya ko chuo!

. . .Ok, last year, anobataram ije/ bia fu nna nna'm n'igbe/ just imagine, who can stand this pain?/
if you say I no go sit, rachakwam ike/ I call on God, Chukwunna bilie!/ enemies can't best me, I need ya 'blessing', so they can brag in vain/ mana inye kwam Ngozi, m tubakwa y'ime!

If you no understand, sorry

Nwanem ifa di dopp.e

gottoboy:
Nwanem ifa di dopp.e

tiqht tiqht

kr0ne:
Otu, nnoo! Amu n'ekele!/ my 'Benjamin' is steel... akpuruegede!/ mu na ije umunwayi...Adure egbuem e!/
the last biitch I f-cked, Adaugo Ebele/ returning from farm, o bu akwu na ekete/
adoriem the babe like agu to ebule/ she say I be horse, but she no know say I dey chop akpu na egede!

. . .but when I met Bose, nwa ofe mmanu/ I cherished her and thought o bu onye'm g'alu/ her bobby make sense, plus ife onwe n'azu/
baby, am better than ya boyflendu..o bu obele azu/ but am 'spoilt' big fish, Krone n'eme aru!

. . .so I begin play her ringtone, I love u to the bones, iwo ni, o set/ I thank God for you.. Oluwa ni mo she/
I get my own crib, plus my dough big, we no need hotel/ girl, I need this nyash go with me, lass, and u fit relax, u go ease yourself/
but... You no need part two, coz this biitch na doom, the same girl I told 'iwo ni mofe/ ya biara tariem... ka anu n'ime ofe!

no wahala sha, hakuna matata, biitches must eat dust ... okwa tata, ndi akuna ga ata aja!

but still, akajaram akaja
that's a lesson to mind, I'm reminiscent/ so I don't need regrets/ now every target I hit, I'm barely miss it/
doubt me? Tell Warriblood to send me Bridget/ make I show her the Naija ingredient!

ehen, Naija ingredient!/
that time umu ada n'agba oto, no viagra but amu n'akwu oto/ then white men came to abuse ya culture/
say Chinedu na monkey, Abu na vulture/ hence hunting us down, anyi buru anu n'agba oso/ we must revenge, but first, allow Krone to reign...hapu ya ko chuo!

. . .Ok, last year, anobataram ije/ bia fu nna nna'm n'igbe/ just imagine, who can stand this pain?/
if you say I no go sit, rachakwam ike/ I call on God, Chukwunna bilie!/ enemies can't best me, I need ya 'blessing', so they can brag in vain/ mana inye kwam Ngozi, m tubakwa y'ime!

If you no understand, sorry

Kee ife na-emezi? I'm just seeing this!!! Wow!!!


I tinye ka na booth guya a pianti!!!

geoxpress
kr0ne
obainojazz
darkrebel



how about we do 16 lines

SmokingGunZ:
geoxpress
kr0ne
obainojazz
darkrebel



how about we do 16 lines

HmmMmmMm.....

SmokingGunZ:
geoxpress
kr0ne
obainojazz
darkrebel



how about we do 16 lines

I will kill you later..

yo'''' fuuckin school(finz....fuccck lectures../
.....richommie iz back....leggo


am back to crack ribs/ richommie ... d bad gee/
....heywhizzy...? Since hav been aimin to smack him/ ...so im be wailin...moment i take a shot at im trice...like a player scorin wit hat trick/

cos since he ignored my order/ i wouldnt smile and adjust my collar/ so i strike wit thunder/ but if he hide *under* imma ....jam whizz ...wit acura/

this nigger must be stone/ for the nick..whizzy as a clone/ and he claim to be known/
...but d last time yuh perform at a bush bar/....audience drew back/
....shoutin... Fake-whiz..!!...aint referrin to marie piltone/

am d gee maker/ and u..d t...faker/....u claim to fuuuck teddy...d time we check d sex tape..hardly did u shake her/
. .now u said u toast millions....gosh!..fucccck issac mother...u aint d real baker/

wack!!!

obainojazz:
I will kill you later..

lmfao!! keep ducking

SmokingGunZ:
lmfao!! keep ducking

Smokin...dnt u mind if we bth kik 6bars ?

richommie:
yo'''' fuuckin school(finz....fuccck lectures../
.....richommie iz back....leggo


am back to crack ribs/ richommie ... d bad gee/
....heywhizzy...? Since hav been aimin to smack him/ ...so im be wailin...moment i take a shot at im trice...like a player scorin wit hat trick/

cos since he ignored my order/ i wouldnt smile and adjust my collar/ so i strike wit thunder/ but if he hide *under* imma ....jam whizz ...wit acura/

this nigger must be stone/ for the nick..whizzy as a clone/ and he claim to be known/
...but d last time yuh perform at a bush bar/....audience drew back/
....shoutin... Fake-whiz..!!...aint referrin to marie piltone/

am d gee maker/ and u..d t...faker/....u claim to fuuuck teddy...d time we check d sex tape..hardly did u shake her/
. .now u said u toast millions....gosh!..fucccck issac mother...u aint d real baker/

wack!!!

all this dude spit' are lies' like entente power/ your lines can't make dough..even when mixed with water and flour/ if this nigga thinks he reigns, like the present weather in ma area..imma suspend his shower/ imma put a 'bullet in' this nigga, to make I'm flier/

his bars are nonsense/ I consider it foam, cos after it comes death/ imagine this wack wan dey brawl vet/ imma leave im with two bumps on his chest like his b1tech small breast/

ask any body, me nd hommie, who is better ..bone the boy/ don't be a'mazed when he halla 'hommie ni',hommie ko/ you mean the nigga when no fit cook better lines..ain't sure he studied home econs/ you said am effing with teddy, while you self servicing with a lonely dull/

since he delight in telling false gist about me/ let im know I kill more journalists than isis/ the only time this nigga stand tall. .is wearing a 2ft high heel/ if he feels he can bully me off ma thrown..imma bring 'ram on' to attack like azeez

richommie:
yo'''' fuuckin school(finz....fuccck lectures../
.....richommie iz back....leggo


am back to crack ribs/ richommie ... d bad gee/
....heywhizzy...? Since hav been aimin to smack him/ ...so im be wailin...moment i take a shot at im trice...like a player scorin wit hat trick/

cos since he ignored my order/ i wouldnt smile and adjust my collar/ so i strike wit thunder/ but if he hide *under* imma ....jam whizz ...wit acura/

this nigger must be stone/ for the nick..whizzy as a clone/ and he claim to be known/
...but d last time yuh perform at a bush bar/....audience drew back/
....shoutin... Fake-whiz..!!...aint referrin to marie piltone/

am d gee maker/ and u..d t...faker/....u claim to fuuuck teddy...d time we check d sex tape..hardly did u shake her/
. .now u said u toast millions....gosh!..fucccck issac mother...u aint d real baker/

wack!!!

all this dude spit' are lies' like entente power/ your lines can't make dough..even when mixed with water and flour/ if this nigga thinks he reigns, like the present weather in ma area..imma suspend his shower/ imma put a 'bullet in' this nigga, to make Im flier/

his bars are nonsense/ I consider it foam, cos after it comes death/ imagine this wack wan dey brawl vet/ imma leave im with two bumps on his chest like his b1tech small breast/

ask any body, me nd hommie, who is better ..bone the boy/ don't be a'mazed when he halla 'hommie ni',hommie ko/ you mean the nigga when no fit cook better lines..ain't sure he studied home econs/ you said am effing with teddy, while you self servicing with a lonely dull/

since he delight in telling false gist about me/ let im know I kill more journalists than isis/ the only time this nigga stand tall. .is wearing a 2ft high heel/ if he feels he can bully me off ma thrown..imma bring 'ram on' to attack like azeez