₦airaland Forum

wizmikelo:
fine...what course .

Emperorking20:
A young guy named Johnny once lived in Asaba, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked
him because of his stupidity, especially his
teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You
are driving me crazy!"
One day Johnny's mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he turned
around, he saw our friend Johnny, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the
oxygen equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Johnny became
a doctor? ‪#‎ LOL‬

Moral of the story: Nigerians charge their phones everywhere.

Good morning Pals!!!

3coins:
febuary?. .. . That's far. . . Going for htc one x. . . Your school is uni uyo right?

Yea man...

HTC... tight phone... but rooting it will be the bone of contention...


my uncle dashed me Xperia... I almost bricked it while trying to root...na so I just keep am for corner carry dey knock games...while surfing the net with my over-customized tecno

Nimen:
now thats a story, not this shii u can predict the end from the beginning

wizmikelo:
Guys watch the 2014 convocation live on NTA.

Nimen:
now thats a story, not this shii u can predict the end from the beginning

Culled from Tallesty1's diary

3coins:
lolz. . . .na so. . .whats your course anyway?

herald9:
Culled from Tallesty1's diary

herald9:
Yea man...

HTC... tight phone... but rooting it will be the bone of contention...


my uncle dashed me Xperia... I almost bricked it while trying to root...na so I just keep am for corner carry dey knock games...while surfing the net with my over-customized tecno

Emperorking20:
Bob! Na Accounting oo
U?

3coins:
yeah. . . Rooting it aint an issue. . . There are thousands of tutorials on youtube for that. . . . Tecno. . . I hate that name

shiiit brutality!

you're using M2

Nimen:
a nairalander? You never know, naija got talent.

Who doesn't know Tallesty... Did you school in......

herald9:
Who doesn't know Tallesty... Did you school in......

Nimen:
yeah... Oudagogou

I see

3coins:
nice (Y). . . Mine is chemistry

herald9:

shiiit brutality!

you're using M2

chizzy94:
Seriously,
lol Neldrizzy needed the admission more than anybody else. Suley316 was just showcasing the nerd in him lol. Petitequeen called me some time ago, she said she has a bad phone but she got admitted though; mass communication.

that chick ehn. . . Cant wait to see her again. . . She has a great personality. . . She's very cool

chizzy94:

That's the good thing about Reminiscing.

SoftThImy1:
Is the ceremony still on??

Emperorking20:
Cool! Hw ur clearance preps? Done?

Neldrizzy:
Heading to Auchi Cc 3coins, herald9

so soon . . .think say abj far from benin

chizzy94: She is coming, isn't she?..
They've eaten, haven't they?..
TEACHER: Give me another example?..
CHIZZY: Na yam we go chop today, chopn't we?

kulkatty:
#throwback
When chizzy was trying to form comedian.
And we were like LOL??

chizzy94 wrote this?

3coins:
that chick ehn. . . Cant wait to see her again. . . She has a great personality. . . She's very cool

nyeroluv:
tanx! Aspiring for chem engr

3coins:
chizzy94 wrote this?