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| Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:22pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Once upon a time.......time(2×) In a far away distant land. The lion and the tortoise were great friends. They always did everything together. A time came and there was famine in the land. It happened that the tortoise was a good guitarist, an extraordinary mariachi  . He normally......................TO BE CONTINUED  |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by Rapsainot(m): 10:23pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
one of the reasons for seun should create a kid section.... |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by ifex370(m): 10:28pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
I'm already lafin  |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:29pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Now here is what a Mariachi tortoise looks like. For the benefit of "picture or idonbliv it" crew 
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| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:31pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
DickDastardly wats up now..longest time! |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:34pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
..........goes to his shows with the Lion when they go to neighburing hamlets to perform. The organisers normally pay the tortoise N5,000. I forgot to tell you that the lion has a beautiful twin sister.  |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:36pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
chibwike:My man i served a very lenghty ban. I just returned from robbin island like mandela. No thanks to botha_44  How runs naa! |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:38pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
DickDastardly:fine oh...i really missed you...please let them not ban you again oh. |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:39pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
chibwike:Ok my man. Now i will continue with my storytelling |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:40pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Rapsainot: |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
DickDastardly:Lol ok...and Dick am counting on you to vote for me on saturday oh by 10am in the ongoing MR Nairaland contest....hope say u no go fall my hand. |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:43pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
chibwike:Done deal, I gat yo back bro, call me up nomarra what time it is  |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by ifex370(m): 10:44pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
uncle finish ur story na |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:47pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
......A time came and there was a talent hunt show and the tortise needed it badly to enable him break into the mainstream of show business. So he planned andschemed and plotted and brainstormed and what-have-you on how to clinch the top prize.......STAY TUNED |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:47pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
DickDastardly:thanks man!..am truly grateful |
| Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by ifex370(m): 11:03pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
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