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Hi everyone ,
Let's make this fun.share d last time u had a fight with someone (physical combat I mean)and how did u go about it.

Mine was when I was still in junior sec school (js3) to b precise.
There was this friend of mine,who was so so annoying and arrogant to me,don't know about him to others(feeling like d king in ma class then,everybody must show some respect to d Don,yo know?)
There comes this day ma patience was exhausted by this guy's arrogance (I now decided to plan an undercover down pouring of ma uncontrollable anger on him to end d issue ) before the closing hour I had gone to hid for him at d pathway leading to his house.
Me:hey boy,come let's end this game .
D guy:end what dickhead.
Using abusive words on me.without a twinkle of an eye I've dragged him to a nearby public toilet.(u know how Nigerian local pit toilet smells like,don't pretend who knows what u using at home perhaps shotput toilet....lols)
I was disappointed, d guy did not retaliate or make any effort to strike back as I give him hell on earth punches and 'smackdowns'..Lol
I wanted to stop but ma anger wouldn't let me .
Ohhannnnananan(omo see tear as e dey gush out like water fall)crying ...saying
I will report you to Mr Ayana and I'll bring ma mummy to school tomorrow.
On making mention of Mr Ayana(flogs like, I don't know how to qualify his whipping) I should have gone on ma knees like every other persons will do to plead for forgiveness but being d school head boy and teacher's favourite ,I felt nothing's gonna happen .

Ahh (yawning)
As I stood up in d next day with smiles on ma face like I just kissed ma crush (still seeing d scene I acted yesterday).
Oh!! Its 6:55am
I quickly ran into d bathroom and took 'lazy people's bath'(wash face, hands n legs)
On getting to school it was already 8:00am.I now decided to stay at the 'late comers catcher's post' to display some seniority moves, not knowing this guy has reported the movie I feat yesterday .
After the assembly, I was told to report at d staff's office right away.omg!! Shivering already cause I knew I was d clash .imagine me like jet li shivering.

To cut everything short.
I was given a warm up punishment called pick pin first then followed by taking 24 beautiful strokes and I was given an axe n cutlass to UPROOT (no even cut) two trees.


That was how it end and happily I cooled there after.


Share urs
Grap pop corn waiting for funny experience
Correction is allow .if u wanna correct ma mistake pls in a polite way..thanks.

I still fight every now and then! It always end ugly for my opponent.
Bottle smashing things

DickDastardly:
I still fight every now and then! It always end ugly for my opponent.
Bottle smashing things

really!! That's not good for your health.
Well,I wanna laugh share d funniest one

DickDastardly:
I still fight every now and then! It always end ugly for my opponent.
Bottle smashing things

real niggars dont talk much

chidekings:
real niggars dont talk much

oh no u supporting him. Violence isn't gonna do anyone good rather than harm but there are ways u could smash bottle on or opponent without actually using bottles

Lemme not lie,the last time I fought,dm brush me wella,that was wen I learnt that violence is nvr the solution

edozie04:
Lemme not lie,the last time I fought,dm brush me wella,that was wen I learnt that violence is nvr the solution

lolz .
Because u refused to brush ur mouth every morning
....violence is not just an option for any misunderstanding

Joshpet1:
lolz .
Because u refused to brush ur every morning
....violence is not just an option for any misunderstanding

Toh!!!!Brush wetin?

edozie04:
Toh!!!!Brush wetin?

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still waiting for testimonies