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I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by tomiobj(op): 5:22pm On Nov 26, 2014*

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF THIS NIGHT

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Nobody: 5:23pm On Nov 26, 2014

Please dont.

Jesus loves you.

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Krak(m): 5:24pm On Nov 26, 2014

tomiobj:
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF THIS NIGHT

Why

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by tomiobj(op): 5:25pm On Nov 26, 2014

Here is my story:

I left my house some mins ago to get some fresh hot agege bread. When I got der they told me itt has finished

I dunno wat to do with my life again.

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by busterr(m): 5:25pm On Nov 26, 2014

just incase

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by ifaoni(m): 5:27pm On Nov 26, 2014

Pls o, postpone it til 2morrow, na beg I beg u

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Nobody: 5:29pm On Nov 26, 2014

guy kill your self fast fast. its gonna be a benefit for Nigerians if u kill your self cause competition will b -1.

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Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by tomiobj(op): 5:31pm On Nov 26, 2014

wilsondave:
guy kill your self fast fast. its gonna be a benefit for Nigerians if u kill your self cause competition will b -1.

. wen u die. My children will comee to ur ouse to eat akara

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Yukov(m): 5:32pm On Nov 26, 2014

tomiobj:
Here is my story:

I left my house some mins ago to get some fresh hot agege bread. When I got der they told me itt has finished

I dunno wat to do with my life again.

Your brain needs remodelling.

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by simplemach(m): 5:33pm On Nov 26, 2014

Bros abeg feel free to die if u want to. After all u are a grown up and have right to take your own decisions.

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by viczing(m): 5:36pm On Nov 26, 2014

If your a pdp member please don't kill yourself we need you.

But if you are APC (janjanweed) feel free kill yourself let's reduce lagos population

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Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Nobody: 5:37pm On Nov 26, 2014

tomiobj:
. wen u die. My children will comee to ur ouse to eat akara

ghost like u dey born pickin. I think u said u are ready to die. OK if u no die thunder go fire u. RIP

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Nobody: 5:37pm On Nov 26, 2014

tomiobj:
. wen u die. My children will comee to ur ouse to eat akara

ghost like u dey born pickin. I think u said u are ready to die. OK if u no die thunder go fire u. RIP o

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by basisop(m): 5:38pm On Nov 26, 2014

If that is your only reason. Please don't just kill yourself, assassinate and murder your foolish self. Please make sure you cremate your carcass after.

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by holatin(m): 5:38pm On Nov 26, 2014

pls before killing yourself, text me ur address I love akara those served at burial

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by pyyxxaro: 5:42pm On Nov 26, 2014

you must be a foolish foool grin

Agege bread grin

Abeg b4 you die ,pls keep ur fone charger for me , my own don spoil , cos that na the only valuable tin wen u get grin

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Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by NanaAmofah(m): 6:02pm On Nov 26, 2014

ur ATM card and pin and ur girl incase she is beautiful. oya just give me and kill ur self

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Idrismusty97(m): 6:07pm On Nov 26, 2014

Don't forget to take a selfie while killing yourself. Thanks

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Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by woky: 6:18pm On Nov 26, 2014

#its fun, lets have it 2geda grin

#

ota pia pia is the cheapest poison you can afford and is the best in using to kill one self grin

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by adanduka: 6:31pm On Nov 26, 2014

WORDS HAVE POWER. BE CAREFUL! @tomiobj

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by chibwike(m): 6:41pm On Nov 26, 2014

Op..Please when u eventually kill urself...dnt forget to let us knw oh

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by marieolae(f): 6:50pm On Nov 26, 2014

Make sure you post that selfie on nairaland, in the process. Please do that, so I can share the picture to my followers. Thank you

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Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Clinton594(m): 7:03pm On Nov 26, 2014

OP if you can trans yourself to Enugu, I'll give you a little from the piece of fried chicken I'm eating

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by OluwaChinenyenwa: 7:23pm On Nov 26, 2014

Pls do
Teamreduceworldnonentities

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Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by sseunth(m): 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2014

i wanna watch

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Rilwayne001: 7:32pm On Nov 26, 2014

Ymodul.us the second undecided

We aint going to cry this time undecided

… Nonsense

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by 12spices(m): 7:48pm On Nov 26, 2014

U want to kill yourself because of bread? huh

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Mimienudles(f): 8:01pm On Nov 26, 2014

You'll be fine

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Wisegeek01(m): 8:12pm On Nov 26, 2014

The president has heard this*

Oya take !!

I'd check back on you l8r

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by tomiobj(op): 9:00pm On Nov 26, 2014

adanduka:
WORDS HAVE POWER. BE CAREFUL! @tomiobj

noted

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Medunah: 9:02pm On Nov 26, 2014

Rilwayne001:
Ymodul.us the second

We aint going to cry this time
… Nonsense

So You cried that time??

@op, try gemalin 20 or one of those rat poisons, it works faster undecided

Re: I Am Going To Kill Myself This Night-funny must read by Rilwayne001: 9:10pm On Nov 26, 2014

Medunah:
So You cried the first time??

My dear, i cried oo. To the extent that mum was crying too when i couldnt stop and tell her why am crying.

Dayummn..that day i blamed myself for reading that dudes diary.

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