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France has given the world
fragrant perfume and very
stinky cheeses, but the
country's latest and greatest
olfactory contribution may be a
pill that makes farts smell like chocolate. The sweet-smelling product is
the creation of Christian
Poincheval, a 65-year-old
inventor who hails from the
village of Gesvres and looks like
Santa Claus' younger hippie brother. Poincheval sells the pills online
at pilulepet.com for around
$12.50 for 60 capsules. The
web page promises the
chocolate pills will "allow the
user to fart through to the New Year in grand style." The chocolate pills are a new
addition to Poincheval's
odorific arsenal, which also
includes pills that make farts
smell like roses or violets, and
fart-reducing powder for pets. As with most new creations,
necessity was the mother of
this invention. He was eating dinner with
friends in 2006 when he
realized the group had caused
a gas attack at the restaurant. "Our farts were so smelly after
the copious meal, we nearly
suffocated," he told the
Telegraph. "The people at the
table next to us were not
happy. Something had to be done." It was the start of a long
period of stinky researching,
during which Poincheval made
some interesting discoveries. "When we were vegetarian we
noticed that our gas smelt like
vegetables, like the odor from
a cow pat, but when we started
eating meat, the smell of the
flatulence became much disagreeable," he said,
according to TheLocal.Fr. "We
needed to invent something
that made them smell nicer" Poincheval claims his pills not
only create chocolate-scented
farts, they reduce intestinal gas
and bloating thanks to
ingredients like vegetable coal,
fennel, seaweed, plant resin, bilberry, and cacao zest. Since people tend to stuff their
bellies during the holidays,
Poincheval figures his
chocolate fart pills should be
stuffed in stockings. "Some buy them because they
have problems with flatulence
and some buy them as a joke
to send to their friends.
Christmas always sees a surge
in sales," he said, according to IBTimes.co.uk.

this one na If i mess, i go stand up talk say i mess

Stupid pple. They wont talk about the side effects.

ghost1718:
this one na If i mess, i go stand up talk say i mess

Lol