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Generalkorex:
Taylor Swift might just be
the nicest girl I know¶
Funny but true, all the
beautiful girls have “A” in
their names. ¶.

Wow, I have two A's in my name. No wonder.

Generalkorex:
Taylor Swift might just be
the nicest girl I know¶
Funny but true, all the
beautiful girls have “A” in
their names. ¶.

Wow, I have two A's in my name. No wonder.

CuteEmma:
Assistant-Boyfriend needed ASAP. Interested and qualified persons should feel free to apply. Term and Conditions: Should be at least 5.7 ft. tall, no beards, fair or chocolate, shouldn't be hairy (chest, hands, legs), should have a decent hairstyle (not dreads and punk), pointy nose, sexy pink lips, small brown eyes; should be fluent in English, 1 Asian and 2 European languages, 1st Class science student (300l or finals), computer literate; should be honest, truthful, faithful and kind; God-fearing, Christian; should be allergic to smoking and alcohols and other narcotics, fully healthy (AA); Shouldn't be a party freak, no clubbing, and lastly should have a well endowed pocket (very important). Should also be between 19-21. I'm not looking for an uncle.

This is thesame girl who said she can't date a Nairalander.

So after your previous advert thread, you now want to say what exactly you want.

I am sorry for you .

CuteEmma:
Just changed my picture, as you comment, don't forget to like that damn cute thing, thanks.

Yinmu..

CuteEmma:
Assistant-Boyfriend needed ASAP. Interested and qualified persons should feel free to apply. Term and Conditions: Should be at least 5.7 ft. tall, no beards, fair or chocolate, shouldn't be hairy (chest, hands, legs), should have a decent hairstyle (not dreads and punk), pointy nose, sexy pink lips, small brown eyes; should be fluent in English, 1 Asian and 2 European languages, 1st Class science student (300l or finals), computer literate; should be honest, truthful, faithful and kind; God-fearing, Christian; should be allergic to smoking and alcohols and other narcotics, fully healthy (AA); Shouldn't be a party freak, no clubbing, and lastly should have a well endowed pocket (very important). Should also be between 19-21. I'm not looking for an uncle.

O boy, stop forming to be a lady !

100Cents:
O boy, stop forming to be a lady !

Oh girlie, don't you ever in your life (I could've said 'miserable', but just wanna be nice here), quote me again. Do you understand? Or do I have to write it in Português?

100Cents:
This is thesame girl who said she can't date a Nairalander.

So after your previous advert thread, you now want to say what exactly you want.

I am sorry for you .

You don't understand, but you'd soon grow up to, someday..

100Cents:
This is thesame girl who said she can't date a Nairalander.

So after your previous advert thread, you now want to say what exactly you want.

I am sorry for you .

Yeah, I don't wanna date a Nairalander, I can't. I have a boyfriend, the day he becomes a Nairalander, I'd deactive my account.

CuteEmma:
Yeah, I don't wanna date a Nairalander, I can't. I have a boyfriend, the day he becomes a Nairalander, I'd deactive my account.

It's ASSISTANT-BOYFRIEND, and not Boyfriend, It's just for fun, I'm okay with my boyfriend; he has all the qualities, except not yet a student, and I can't say he has a gallant pocket, but it's okay for his age. But I know he's gonna have all the qualities, at most 1 year from now.

CuteEmma:
Yeah, I don't wanna date a Nairalander, I can't. I have a boyfriend, the day he becomes a Nairalander, I'd deactive my account.

It's ASSISTANT-BOYFRIEND, and not Boyfriend, It's just for fun, I'm okay with my boyfriend; he has all the qualities, except the 1st Class; he's not yet a student, and I can't say he has a gallant pocket, but it's okay for his age. But I know he's gonna have all the qualities, at most 1 year from now. Apart from these two, I described my Boyfriend, and y'all were like it's impossible.

CuteEmma:
Oh girlie, don't you ever in your life (I could've said 'miserable', but just wanna be nice here), quote me again. Do you understand? Or do I have to write it in Português?

You no dey shame ?

I think you have mental problem.

See as you dey quote yourself many times and another person comment more than once. Your doctor will soon arrive.

100Cents:
You no dey shame ?

I think you have mental problem.

See as you dey quote yourself many times and another person comment more than once. Your doctor will soon arrive.

Is it so hard to comprehend? Don't you EVER quote me again.

100Cents:
You no dey shame ?

I think you have mental problem.

See as you dey quote yourself many times and another person comment more than once. Your doctor will soon arrive.

Wait o, Madam Philo, don't you have any meaningful thing to do, rather than stalking me?

100Cents:
You no dey shame ?

I think you have mental problem.

See as you dey quote yourself many times and another person comment more than once. Your doctor will soon arrive.

Oh I see, 'cause I didn't reply the mail you sent to my inbox huh? Well, it's not my fault, I barely notice worthless people these days. I'm Sorry.

HAPPY NEW MONTH!!! May this month of December bring many opportunities your way, To attain every happiness and success of life and May your estimations and intentions for the Days ahead stay firm, Turning all your dreams into reality. And all your efforts into great achievements Happy New month!!!!! Happy Birthday Love, albeit you won't see this post, 'cause you're not on NL.

vizkiz:
even your dad don't have 2 of the qualities typed up there and he still trapped your mum

Lmao! Op, don suffer

I smell a boy masquerading as a girl

No further Comment

DonaldGenes:
I smell a boy masquerading as a girl

No further Comment

Hmmmm, your nose isn't working properly anymore, 'cause you're just too nosy for your own good.

CuteEmma:
Assistant-Boyfriend needed ASAP. Interested and qualified persons should feel free to apply. Term and Conditions: Should be at least 5.7 ft. tall, no beards, fair or chocolate, shouldn't be hairy (chest, hands, legs), should have a decent hairstyle (not dreads and punk), pointy nose, sexy pink lips, small brown eyes; should be fluent in English, 1 Asian and 2 European languages, 1st Class science student (300l or finals), computer literate; should be honest, truthful, faithful and kind; God-fearing, Christian; should be allergic to smoking and alcohols and other narcotics, fully healthy (AA); Shouldn't be a party freak, no clubbing, and lastly oshould have a well endowed pocket (very important). Should also be between 19-21. I'm not looking for an uncle.

All for what? What are you bringing to the table? Eh you fine buh there's enough pretty in the world already so what's in it for my guys?

CuteEmma:
HAPPY NEW MONTH!!! May this month of December bring many opportunities your way, To attain every happiness and success of life and May your estimations and intentions for the Days ahead stay firm, Turning all your dreams into reality. And all your efforts into great achievements Happy New month!!!!! Happy Birthday Love, albeit you won't see this post, 'cause you're not on NL.

happy new month. Can we talk on phone?

Any Interested/Qualified person should write a more of like a proposal; Times New Roman, Font: 12, (sub headings should have Initial Caps + bold), in not less than 2500 words (about 11,000 characters), and not less than 8 References and 4 Referees. And double line spacing (references with single line spacing in-between).

Any Interested/Qualified person should write a more of like a proposal; Times New Roman, Font: 12, (sub headings should have Initial Caps + bold), in not less than 2500 words (about 11,000 characters), and not less than 8 References and 4 Referees. And double line spacing (references with single line spacing in-between). Should be submitted before 20th of December, 2014 (19th birthday) to my mail. Ts and Cs apply.

You must be high on something new

Go get a life...you aint funny!

negga4al:
Go get a life...you aint funny!

oops, that's 'cause you've got a slight problem with your thinking or maybe your brain's somewhere around your scrotum.
NOTE: I've recieved 3 already. 2 of 'em looked alike and the last was a bit different (I guess they copied from same source or probably most guys think with their *** (which look alike)).

illicit:
You must be high on something new

That's it, hard liquor, drugs, cigarettes and weed. I guess it's why ma boo.bs shrunk smaller and the nipples are growing bigger.

CuteEmma:
It's ASSISTANT-BOYFRIEND, and not Boyfriend, It's just for fun, I'm okay with my boyfriend; he has all the qualities, except the 1st Class; he's not yet a student, and I can't say he has a gallant pocket, but it's okay for his age. But I know he's gonna have all the qualities, at most 1 year from now. Apart from these two, I described my Boyfriend, and y'all were like it's impossible.

then ur bf is a teenager n he will grow hair when his time comes. And u, did u start dating @ 10yrs old? If u r dating an O level teenager then u should b younger. But your face look mid twenties.

Cutemma, but you said you can't date a nairaland.

CuteEmma:
That's it, hard liquor, drugs, cigarettes and weed. I guess it's why ma boo.bs shrunk smaller and the nipples are growing bigger.

are u trying to seduce me?

kenex4ever:
then ur bf is a teenager n he will grow hair when his time comes. And u, did u start dating @ 10yrs old? If u r dating an O level teenager then u should b younger. But your face look mid twenties.

You must be high on some weed or something new. Ma boyfriend is not a teenager, he's 20 and I'll be 19 next week.

VinPeace:
Cutemma, but you said you can't date a nairaland.

And I didn't change my mind.