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December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by ALKARULEZ615(op):
DUG FROM NL's ARCHIVES

1. You saw me sweeping my room & you never cared to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!

2. I told you 2 log out after we finished chatting on facebook but i saw your status about 30mins ago. *its over*

3. Imagine you without respect, receiving calls from guys in my presence. I can't accommodate that shit again. In fact! *it's over*

4. you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have pride issues. I can't marry a proud woman, *its over*

5. Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*

6. U didn't tell me u'r coming over. So u want to spy on me? *it's over*

7. My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its over*.

8. U bought banana for me without buying groundnut. WHY? *it's over*

9. Baby my mum said there are a lot of witches in your village so we can't continue this relationship. *its over*

10. Why would u tell me to watch the UEFA Champions League when Manchester United didn't qualify, you want to mock me abi? *Its over*

11. U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over*
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by iceberylin(m): 10:02am On Dec 01, 2014
Seen this like. 1000000times angry
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by AJ01(m): 10:10am On Dec 01, 2014
iceberylin:
Seen this like. 1000000times angry
me toooo huh
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by AKMoney1(m): 10:37am On Dec 01, 2014
AJ01:
me toooo huh
Me threeee grin cheesy
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by Gooci(m): 10:38am On Dec 01, 2014
first time this was posted, it made front page, bt yu shld av posted this on 2go whether e go make sense there. cuz this simply doesnt make sense to us anymore. angry
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by Gooci(m): 10:39am On Dec 01, 2014
AKMoney1:
Me threeee grin cheesy
me four_leti
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by ALKARULEZ615(op): 10:45am On Dec 01, 2014
AKMoney1:
Me threeee grin cheesy
even u wey neva read am sef dey open ya mawt

must u join d bandwagon?

NB: It was posted first by me (with a different account)
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by AKMoney1(m): 10:53am On Dec 01, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
even u wey neva read am sef dey open ya mawt

must u join d bandwagon?

NB: It was posted first by me (with a different account)
You don't get it, do you? This joke is stale mhen. We need something new and hilarious.
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by ALKARULEZ615(op): 11:08am On Dec 01, 2014
AKMoney1:
You don't get it, do you? This joke is stale mhen. We need something new and hilarious.
And u fink its a joke?

wud av posted it in d "Jokes" Section if it was aimed at making u laff....

Peace!
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by AKMoney1(m): 11:11am On Dec 01, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
And u fink its a joke?

wud av posted it in d "Jokes" Section if it was aimed at making u laff....

Peace!
This is the biggest joke of the season grin cheesy

Oga park well joor, if no be joke then na wetin?
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by FLAWLES(f): 11:14am On Dec 01, 2014
LAME :|
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by ALKARULEZ615(op): 11:16am On Dec 01, 2014
AKMoney1:
This is the biggest joke of the season grin cheesy

Oga park well joor, if no be joke then na wetin?
Datz d P......u fink evri list shud be aimed at making u laff? Change ur mind set baba

Don't quote me aqain, sire...........
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by AKMoney1(m): 11:23am On Dec 01, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
Datz d P......u fink evri list shud be aimed at making u laff? Change ur mind set baba

Don't quote me aqain, sire...........
So this is educational? angry
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by ALKARULEZ615(op): 11:25am On Dec 01, 2014
AKMoney1:
So this is educational? angry
shwuuo!!! U nor dey tire? undecided
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by AKMoney1(m): 11:29am On Dec 01, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
shwuuo!!! U nor dey tire? undecided
I'm tired now since you can't categorize your post.
Re: December Expenses: Lame Reasons For Breaking-up by ALKARULEZ615(op): 11:32am On Dec 01, 2014
AKMoney1:
I'm tired now since you can't categorize your post.
don't wana trade insults wid u

#Peace is the motive
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