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Girls With Lie by pamcom(op): 4:25pm On Dec 01, 2014
**GIRLS CAN LIE EHN **
yestaday,i entered a cab,so i sat down bside a gud lookin bae tho
so tha conv. goes lyk dis
me:hi bae,aw yu doing ? (in a lovly voice tho)
girl:fine,wah abt yu?
me:m so gud ,woow!!
grl:wah?
me:wats d name of ur fone?
grl:oh!bold9
me: avnt hed of tha!
grl:its tha latest tho
me:oh!i c aw mach?
grl:300k
me:ah!werin e dey do?
grl:it doent av battery and sim card,tha browzin is free,it dosnt get low,u kall 4 free!wah fone ar u usin
mesadiono fit fall ma hand na) am usin iphone10
grl:woow! aw mach
me:JUST 900k
grl:ah! wah dos it do?
me:it is a special fone tha combines apple,iphone4,galaxy tab,stv.ait,startimes,nokia,samsung 2gada
grl:cool,wah dos it do na?
me:ah! alot oooo!itz cn boil water thru tha usb cable,its dos ma auz chores,wah made me lyk d fone is tha anitym i'm in d sittin room and i left it in ma room,if its ringin its gonna walk 2 me sayin**eizzy eizzy i am ringin,dnt bother kumin i will kum 2 u** its gonna sey et twice
grl:ah u cn lie
me: no be u start ham
Re: Girls With Lie by philo3(m): 5:08pm On Dec 02, 2014
it's funny...
but no FP today
Re: Girls With Lie by pamcom(op): 5:17pm On Dec 02, 2014
philo3:
it's funny...
but no FP today
lol... funny u...

thank God u read it
Re: Girls With Lie by philo3(m): 5:20pm On Dec 02, 2014
pamcom:
lol... funny u...

thank God u read it
yeah... had to
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