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goofyone:
I'm a gentleman

OgidiOlu3:
Because I just caught you in bed with that bastard you called your pastor

What is happening here?

Front seat things. Hehe.

Kika23 my love ooo, biko bia.

xcapizt:
I was expecting 8ft+

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I be snake?

xcapizt:
What is happening here?

Front seat things. Hehe.

Kika23 my love ooo, biko bia.

A na ma bia...

xcapizt:
You just typed that out or copied and pasted?! Wow, I totally forgot that that song has a second stanza sef, or maybe I was never taught . You go better nursery school jare. I bet it was in France.

Hahahahahah

no be small France.

I think it has two or three more stanzas but we were not thought that one.

kika23:
A na ma bia...

What is this man saying about you and our pastor?

xcapizt:
What is this man saying about you and our pastor?

I don't know what he's talking about ooo... Btw my bride price is #25.00

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kika23:
I don't know what he's talking about ooo... Btw my bride price is #25.00

Wait o, do you we attend COZA? Those COZA pastors can't be trusted. I suggested we convert to catholics since their priests are celibate.

So how do you want this #25.00 to be paid? MTN ME2U?

iyabodeh:
its somewhere in the middle really. It depends on who the child's parents are. It can be a challenge for the child. So also can it ruin the way she sees herself. If a child herself is struggling with her image, the parents should get a barbie with a speech to go with it. Each time she is with the doll, she remembers the speech. If she is given a positive speech about owning the doll, then it may go beyond having a barbie like everyone. I don't think I'm going to ever buy my child a doll though, barbie or simbi. Dolls to me are just silly, there are other ways to teach your child responsibilities. Combing, dressing a doll isn't one of them. IMO. How about a chameleon? good pet.

Hmm. You're one person I'm really interested in conversing with. I don't know if this is the right place though but I have more questions I want to ask if it's okay with you.

The Old Young Woman has not been updated in a while. I imagine you're really business with work.

Chameleon kuma? I wonder what's the lesson there...adaptation?

Teempakguy:
Kika23, can you draw? tallesty1, how tall are you? firstEVA, how many monikers do you have? 3cycle, what do you think of my profile pic? mrsbreezy, are you married?

I am not

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MrsBreezy:
I am not

then, Please, explain the first three letters in your moniker?

firstEVA:
sorry, hope you're not badly hurt.

wow, you have a soft side. i could get used to this. anyway, i will get over it. my body heals fast.

xcapizt:
Wait o, do you we attend COZA? Those COZA pastor can't be trusted. I suggested we convert to catholics since their priests are celibate.

So how do you want this #25.00 to be paid? MTN ME2U?

OH MY GOD ! ! !

Teempakguy:
OH MY GOD ! ! !

What is it this time around?

Teempakguy:
then, Please, explain the first three letters in your moniker?

Well Breezy is a nickname for Chris Brown. Mrsbreezy makes me Chris Browns wife. If you're willing to play along with my fantasy sure.

3cycle:
You look good, but I need to get cutlasses for you to clearup those grasses around.

and yet again, 3cycle manages to make me regret asking for her opinion.
na wetin concern me concern bush?

Teempakguy:
wow, you have a soft side. i could get used to this. anyway, i will get over it. my body heals fast.

good

MrsBreezy:
Well Breezy is a nickname for Chris Brown. Mrsbreezy makes me Chris Browns wife. If you're willing to play along with my fantasy sure.

Ooh. So that is why we're having plenty monikers on NL with the Breezy postfix/prefix. Hmmm.

Madamoiselle, but this guy beats women, you're still comfortable with being Mrs Domestic violence?

MrsBreezy:
Well Breezy is a nickname for Chris Brown. Mrsbreezy makes me Chris Browns wife. If you're willing to play along with my fantasy sure.

ah, right.

firstEVA:
good

you are. . .wierd.

Teempakguy:
you are. . .wierd.

I didn't see that coming,
No one has ever said that to me, EVER.

xcapizt:
What is it this time around?

CHEAPEST BRIDE PRICE EVER ! ! !

xcapizt:
Ooh. So that is why we're having plenty monikers on NL with the Breezy postfix/prefix. Hmmm.

Madamoiselle, but this guy beats women, you're still comfortable with being Mrs Domestic violence?

Hmm lol maybe i dont know.

This guy beat one woman. One time. And apologized. Finished.

firstEVA:
I didn't see that coming,
No one has ever said that to me, EVER.

oops, wrong word. . .i meant, mysterious. how about that?

Teempakguy:
oops, wrong word. . .i meant, mysterious. how about that?

ok

firstEVA:
ok

so, new question, explain your moniker pls.

Teempakguy:
so, new question, explain your moniker pls.

the last part is part of my English name. What of yours?

MrsBreezy:
Hmm lol maybe i dont know.

This guy beat one woman. One time. And apologized. Finished.

Yeah, right!

LAPD Report: "A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over [Rihanna]. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force [Rihanna]. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

"[Rihanna]. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused [Rihanna].'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

"Brown looked at [Rihanna]. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'

" The detective said "[Rihanna]." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

"[Rihanna]. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After [Rihanna]. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'


"Brown resumed punching [Rihanna]. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

"Brown continued to punch [Rihanna]. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

"[Rihanna]. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

"Brown continued driving and [Rihanna]. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

"Brown pulled [Rihanna]. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and [Rihanna]. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

"Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to [Rihanna].'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

"She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

"[Rihanna]. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard [Rihanna].'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and [Rihanna]. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order."

firstEVA:
the last part is part of my English name. What of yours?

Eva, nice. mine has three syllables. the last one, guy, indicates that i am infact, male. the first two is the name of my company-to-be. nice knowing you, *walks away smiling lopsidedly*

xcapizt:
Yeah, right!

Aaaaarh! What Kind Of Monster Does Dis?!