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Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 7:28pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Yeah always ooh, in short na me dey always start am for house ni 116 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by dryakson(m): 7:45pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
I b ajebota therefore I have no idea what you're trying to do 43 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Mprex(f): 8:34pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
No |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by 4lakemi: 8:40pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Definitely Yes [color=#006600][/color] 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by KAYCEEJUNIOR(m): 9:32pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
you no even sabi do am......na from the neck the paste dey and na the neck we dey cut..... that one weh you dey do their na to stain your brush with paste 246 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by jerflakes(m): 10:10pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
For sure. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 4 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Lianaluv(f): 10:17pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Yes. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Dellakizz(f): 12:11am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Definitely at some point 2 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 7:34am On Dec 05, 2014 |
KAYCEEJUNIOR:I b novice be dat 17 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 7:34am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Mprex:pictures or I don't believe it |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 7:36am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Lianaluv:chai fine lady like u.....Well I know say u go dey use swag do am 4 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by SmooshCHN: 5:09pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Yes. Years ago though. but Things later got better 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by hazyfm: 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
hahahahahahahahaha Back in the days 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by holatin(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
no Because I only use chewing stick 36 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
jerflakes: Exactly, why waste anything? 8 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by dridowu: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Yep one in a while but I use chewing stick mostly. 4 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by talentedjoe(m): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
H |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by tobyemmanuel(m): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Nope! Toothpastes are not expensive in France where I schooled 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by pamcom(m): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
lol |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
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Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by hazyfm: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by jnrbayano(m): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
I did this yesterday even. I hate wasting things. The bible supports we should not waste. 6 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Hahaha I have done that so many times, but I can't remember the last time shaa |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by rabonni(m): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
As if there is something wrong with it :-XAs if there is something wrong with it 1 Like |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by fireforfire: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
How much be toothpaste again? |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by felixchip(m): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Most times. |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by farmsbiz: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
i just did that today, u just remided me to buy toothpaste when going home 8 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by EnOuGh90(m): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Jst this morning 1 Like |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by nnadychuks(m): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
i made it to front page! Wow.......... Make una come pour me wine 3 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by MilesLamar(m): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
common mehn.. In france where i school.. You get arrested for diz. 5 Likes |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
So many times infact it still happens sometimes (what's a girl gonna do if the toothpaste has finished and you still haven't found time to go shopping?) 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) by SmooshCHN: 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Lol |
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