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Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by sundalito(op): 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2014
plane was about to crash and
there were only 4 parachutes in the
plane.meanwhilethere were 5 people on it.
The 1st person was lionel Messi
and he said: i'm
the best footballer, I cant die now" so
He took
1 parachute and left.
The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote
said " i'm the richest man in Africa and i'm too young to die" so he
took the 2nd parachute and left.
The third was President Jonathan
and he said :" i'm the smartest president in the world so I
cant die nw,my people still needs me, so he took 1
and left.
Then It was left with Pope John
Paul and a little school girl.
The Pope said to the little girl"
take the last one, i'll sacrifice my life for you".
The little girl replied no need for
that sir "there are
two parachutes left.
The pope asked her: how come?
the little girl replied:
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Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by experimentist: 12:23am On Dec 06, 2014
sundalito:
plane was about to crash and
there were only 4 parachutes in the
plane.meanwhilethere were 5 people on it.
The 1st person was lionel Messi
and he said: i'm
the best footballer, I cant die now" so
He took
1 parachute and left.
The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote
said " i'm the richest man in Africa and i'm too young to die" so he
took the 2nd parachute and left.
The third was President Jonathan
and he said :" i'm the smartest president in the world so I
cant die nw,my people still needs me, so he took 1
and left.
Then It was left with Pope John
Paul and a little school girl.
The Pope said to the little girl"
take the last one, i'll sacrifice my life for you".
The little girl replied no need for
that sir "there are
two parachutes left.
The pope asked her: how come?
the little girl replied:
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what did she reply? Blogger!
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by alabiyemmy(m): 6:57am On Dec 06, 2014
dumb
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by tempest01(m): 11:43am On Dec 06, 2014
I'm not clicking that link.... I guess Johnathan took the schoolbag of the girl and jumped
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by hfinest1(m): 2:05pm On Dec 06, 2014
dis joke was funny the first 400 times i heard it..... then it was obasanjo that took the girl's school bag..... mtchewwangry
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by sundalito(op): 2:22pm On Dec 06, 2014
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