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Specialist900:
lol. Byforce bachelor speaking, like play we both be singles now o

You dey find partner abi?

LordReed:
Ooo thank you! *promptly drops in 2 tablespoons of sugar, stirs and drinks the kunu*

Berra. I think say u bi bush man as na only goat meat you sabi. Btw why do u love sugar like this?

HFOG:
Berra. I think say u bi bush man as na only goat meat you sabi. Btw why do u love sugar like this?

I like sweet things.

LordReed:
I like sweet things.

You better change. It's not good for your health

HFOG:
You better change. It's not good for your health

I will call your hubby for you, LoL

LordReed:
I will call your hubby for you, LoL

He's here sef. He'll also tell you that I usually preach same to him. Btw, he's a goat meat fan. I think it's a male thing. Does wifey like goat meat too?

HFOG:
He's here sef. He'll also tell you that I usually preach same to him. Btw, he's a goat meat fan. I think it's a male thing. Does wifey like goat meat too?

Not like me, she's more of a turkey eater.

LordReed:
Not like me, she's more of a turkey eater.

Oh. Good. What makes a local phone like mine to hang?

HFOG:
Oh. Good. What makes a local phone like mine to hang?

Overload, heat, basically the computing resources are too small for a guru like you.

LordReed:
Overload, heat, basically the computing resources are too small for a guru like you.

lol. load? Don't even have a memory card on it so no audio files. Just few pix, text messages, contacts and what have you. Maybe the phone wan show say e tenure don finish

LordReed:
Make I teach you small english. When person talk "make dinner" him no dey talk about only cooking and frying. Any method wey involve food to comot na "make". If I talk "cook dinner" ehen you fit crucify me.

OK Englishian.

You don run use grammar justify yourself

Specialist900:
OK Englishian.

You don run use grammar justify yourself

Na now I know say you dey cook eba.

HFOG:
lol. load? Don't even have a memory card on it so no audio files. Just few pix, text messages, contacts and what have you. Maybe the phone wan show say e tenure don finish

LoL! I sure say na wetin dey happen be dat.

LordReed:
LoL! I sure say na wetin dey happen be dat.

Where did you chase specialist to?

HFOG:
Where did you chase specialist to?

No mind Specialist e go cook eba. E think say na rice wey you go boil am till e done so e dey stand for inside kitchen make the eba no burn.

LordReed:
I blame you? Na Obama I blame wey no build bridge between Naija and Amelika.

lol. Na only bridge you dey comfortable with?

LordReed:
No mind Specialist e go cook eba. E think say na rice wey you go boil am till e done so e dey stand for inside kitchen make the eba no burn.

hahaha

HFOG:
We've had dinner sha. Rice/salad. Drinking kunnu presently. *extends a glass of kunnu*

person wey chop dinner now no go still chop for dream?

Just saying

HFOG:
You dey find partner abi?

I don see already na

LordReed:
I like sweet things.

that makes us 2.

When I say I get partner, I know Wetin I dey talk

Specialist900:
person wey chop dinner now no go still chop for dream?

Just saying

Eating late dey cause pot belly

LordReed:
I will call your hubby for you, LoL

tell her o

HFOG:
Eating late dey cause pot belly

na him my own still flat like models

HFOG:
lol. load? Don't even have a memory card on it so no audio files. Just few pix, text messages, contacts and what have you. Maybe the phone wan show say e tenure don finish

No be maybe. E don expire

Specialist900:
na him my own still flat like models

If I hear. If na so models dey that means I bi miss world na

Big bro why are you quiet? You guys are just dry. Make I go sleep sef. At least nobody fit use me do guy today my lord dey live and direct

MrsBreezy:
Lol youve got mail.

Imma send you one soon.

HFOG:
If I hear. If na so models dey that means I bi miss world na

you na miss world na. Uncle fit attest to that

All I dey say na why I never grow pot belle

HFOG:
Big bro why are you quiet? You guys are just dry. Make I go sleep sef. At least nobody fit use me do guy today my lord dey live and direct

dry kwa. Na harmattan season cause am


No dey remind us, we know say oga lord dey today

Specialist900:
you na miss world na. Uncle fit attest to that

All I dey say na why I never grow pot belle

I no know the kai food you dey chop plus e bi like say d belle just dey wait for my in-law to show before e manifest

Specialist900:
dry kwa. Na harmattan season cause am


No dey remind us, we know say oga lord dey today

haha. If e pain you go marry. :-P
Apart from big bro and I have you met any other NLander?

HFOG:
Big bro why are you quiet? You guys are just dry. Make I go sleep sef. At least nobody fit use me do guy today my lord dey live and direct

No mind me I dey enjoy some jokers on reddit.com. It's almost like the US version of NL only it's not named dollarland LoL!