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| How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(op): 8:15pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do |
| Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(op): 8:22pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
I did all of them back then. Despite i was a girl i did the tire driving in fact me and my brother use to fight with the tire. And we will be singing " no Michelin here" !!!!!!!! And the we will be running round d whole compound with tire and my mum will shout out for me NATAISHA!!!! u be boy if them injure you no cry come here oooo. If you cry come here i go beat you join the cry yet i won't stop lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it really fun thou |
| Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by kowema(f): 8:24pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
I did all and more o.. ..fun days ..I drank water from school tap using my uniform as filter while I drank to avoid germs...I put saliva on my navel when I wanted to shit! To stop the feeling till I was in a comfortable place... When. Two chickens wia fighting, we wud pin two brooms on the ground facing n crossing each oda so that the chickens won't stop fighting.... When I offended my parents at home n I was going to be flogged wen I got back from skull, I wud tie elephant grass together to make dem forget.. I also sucked the sugar out of the red part of Ixora flower ![]() |
| Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(op): 7:59am On Dec 09, 2014 |
kowema:hahhahhahah hw many can one recall? I remember when I use to tie rice in cellophane and take to skul it was really fun ooooo |
| Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nnadychuks(m): 11:02am On Dec 09, 2014 |
nataisha:nobody did all of em |
| Re: How Many Of This Did You Do When U Where Still Very Young? by nataisha(op): 12:12pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
nnadychuks:I did. dere are even some which are not included such as driving plank motto the tiers are 3Boris one in the front and two at d back it has starry to control it as well ![]() |
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..fun days ..I drank water from school tap using my uniform as filter while I drank to avoid germs...
