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ideology:
That's great, be safe.
Angels on the runway

Amen. God bless your kind heart

Uncle Specialist900 already at Keffi. What's your decision?

firstEVA:
I have replied you, why are you selfish na?

Check your mail.

HFOG:
Amen. God bless your kind heart

Bless you too,
I for like visit you o o, kikikikikikikiki

Tallesty1:
What nah?

its xmas time na.

firstEVA:
I have replied you, why are you selfish na?

you had a mail since. Check it.

AirborneLacer:
Well, I don't know how socially inept you are but from what I've seen so far, you don't behave awkwardly around people, so I'll assume you're neither a nerd or a geek.

Indulge me once more bae, mind describing yourself in a sentence?

I am an anti-social introvert, a loner, snob, realist; and a very annoying melphleg.


*****
If you are a prospective employer, I would describe myself like this.

My name is standd, a hardworking, cool-headed and disciplined young lady; I am basically a thinker, a doer, a giver, a performer and a nurturer; My core values are Self-respect, self-discipline, honesty, hard work and I am self motivated to always aim for my goals.

HFOG:
Uncle Specialist900 already at Keffi. What's your decision?

thanks for the kilishi o.

Make una dey visit more often so the kilishi go dey more often

standd:
I am an anti-social introvert, a loner, snob, realist; and a very annoying melphleg.


*****
If you are a prospective employer, I would describe myself like this.

My name is standd, a hardworking, cool-headed and disciplined young lady; I am basically a thinker, a doer, a giver, a performer and a nurturer; My core values are Self-respect, self-discipline, honesty, hard work and I am self motivated to always aim for my goals.

If I were any more in love with you I would be fat, walahi!

I admire your boldness, I guess that is the least trait one would expect a self-acclaimed introvert to possess

That said, Standd I want you to know that you're damn special.

I don't just follow folks on NL for the fun of it. I didn't become your follower b'cos by default it's expected of every creature who possesses a third leg to initiate a link with the opposite sex.

I saw a 'weird uniqueness' in you and I loved it.

Since we're in the business of tagging and asking, I'd love to ask this; Standd how pretty are you?

AirborneLacer:
If I were any more in love with you I would be fat, walahi!

I admire your boldness, I guess that is the least trait one would expect a self-acclaimed introvert to possess

That said, Standd I want you to know that you're damn special.

I don't just follow folks on NL for the fun of it. I didn't become your follower b'cos by default it's expected of every creature who possesses a third leg to initiate a link with the opposite sex.

I saw a 'weird uniqueness' in you and I loved it.

Since we're in the business of tagging and asking, I'd love to ask this; Standd how pretty are you?

Well, I am not even pretty. I am beautiful, exquisite, crafted with utmost care. Perfect gait, perfect shape, perfect colour. Masterpiece of the ageless one.

No beholder can prove my Creator wrong.

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Tag: Airbornelacer.

Question: How on earth did you become a Chelsea fan?

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iyabodeh:
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Iya, I just read your diary updates now. I'm so so sorry about your loss. May God grant you the fortitude to bear this loss. I don't even know how to cheer you up, but I'm sure you'll be fine. Accept my condolence. *hugs*

standd:
I am an anti-social introvert, a loner, snob, realist; and a very annoying melphleg.


*****
If you are a prospective employer, I would describe myself like this.

My name is standd, a hardworking, cool-headed and disciplined young lady; I am basically a thinker, a doer, a giver, a performer and a nurturer; My core values are Self-respect, self-discipline, honesty, hard work and I am self motivated to always aim for my goals.

One more thing you forgot to add....

You're inconsistently inconsistent!

Whatever that means.

Continue playing with words.

See that someone has shown interest in you. If you like, bomb (not blow) it...

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standd:
Little by little, you will unveil your self.
But I must tell you that you are MAD for this post.
Do I 'chat' like someone you can repress and insult?

Ah ah...

This is serious oh.

I never insulted you... If I say someone is interested in you and humorously say you shouldn't blow it...does it mean or sound like an insult to you?

You gave a description about yourself being 'anti-social'. I again without any intention to insult said you were inconsistently inconsistent...just for humour and fun as I've known you to be. Is that an insult too?

I've never had any direct insult from anyone here on nairaland who I've had some form of 'friendship' with except from you. I'll allow it to lie low and quickly forget I saw or remember this. Sorry oh if I indeed insult you.

I'll seal my lips too so I don't return your insult.

Good night.

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Specialist900:
thanks for the kilishi o.

Make una dey visit more often so the kilishi go dey more often

See as you dey appreciate that konkonlo thing. Abeg bear with us. Na you too try. God bless and keep you. Waiting for another opportunity to meet your folks. Tks again and again.

ideology:
Bless you too,
I for like visit you o o, kikikikikikikiki

I no mind oh. It's not too late abeg. Oya what's the plan.

LordReed:
Amen o!

You are welcome.

Morning sir. No be small busy you dey o. See as we just dey rush. Big sis take style quiet o. Who DD go resemble now? Trust you've gisted her where we all met. Maybe na the initial shock dey do her as e do my lord. Well, we got home in good time. Tks to uncle Specialist. Big bro you no even ask me the applications/SW packages we'll need on the PC. Abi no be to install from beginning be that? Me know say na big work but na God go bless you na. Pls ask me what we need oh before we meet. Biko, big bro. Blessings

standd:
Well, I am not even pretty. I am beautiful, exquisite, crafted with utmost care. Perfect gait, perfect shape, perfect colour. Masterpiece of the ageless one.

No beholder can prove my Creator wrong.

OMG! This can't be a coincidence, hell NO. It cant be. Those were the exact words Da Vinci used in describing the ever gracious Monalisa!

I would love to behold this creature.

standd:
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Tag: Airbornelacer.

Question: How on earth did you become a Chelsea fan?

I find it unfathomable.

I've been an avid supporter for 10 years. During that long period, we've been spoilt with success. If one adds to that my love for Katy Perry, I suppose that one can see that life appears to be serving me cherries

You sound like an opposition fan

AirborneLacer:
I find it unfathomable.

I've been an avid supporter for 10 years. During that long period, we've been spoilt with success. If one adds to that my love for Katy Perry, I suppose that one can see that life appears to be serving me cherries

You sound like an opposition fan

Lmao @Opposition fan
My interest in football is limited to the cute looks, bod and skills of a few players.
For instance, I love Chelsea's keeper- Petr Cech.
I love Gerrald of Liverpool, Neymar of Brazil/FCB, Hulk, Messi, Alonso, Beckham, Enyeama, Yaya Toure Etc.
But I currently don't support any club or Oppose any club. I watch football too, a lot.

AirborneLacer:
OMG! This can't be a coincidence, hell NO. It cant be. Those were the exact words Da Vinci used in describing the ever gracious Monalisa!

I would love to behold this creature.

I guess this means: Picture or youdontbelieveme!
Or what kinda 'beholdment' are we talking about?

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As per Monalisa, beauty is expressed relatively. It is necessary not in the looks per say but an understanding of abstract and deeper things.

HFOG:
See as you dey appreciate that konkonlo thing. Abeg bear with us. Na you too try. God bless and keep you. Waiting for another opportunity to meet your folks. Tks again and again.

you're welcome big sis, na all of us do the work na .

Prolly when next you come we'll achieve that. Regards to our lord

Need I ask, how is the plan for today gonna be?

HFOG

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Specialist900:
Need I ask, how is the plan for today gonna be?

HFOG

I don't know o and I'm feeling reluctant to call big bro. I thought he would have said a thing or two by now

HFOG:
I no mind oh. It's not too late abeg. Oya what's the plan.

That would be next year, when I return …
If you won't run back early

AfricanApple:
its xmas time na.

I am a Jehovah's Witness.

HFOG:
Morning sir. No be small busy you dey o. See as we just dey rush. Big sis take style quiet o. Who DD go resemble now? Trust you've gisted her where we all met. Maybe na the initial shock dey do her as e do my lord. Well, we got home in good time. Tks to uncle Specialist. Big bro you no even ask me the applications/SW packages we'll need on the PC. Abi no be to install from beginning be that? Me know say na big work but na God go bless you na. Pls ask me what we need oh before we meet. Biko, big bro. Blessings

Good morning Sis. Up and about now. We have a few errands to run especially for DD we need her to get some shots. By this afternoon we'll call you guys over.

But you no try o! You bring kilishi for Specialist900 you no bring for me. God dey o!

Tallesty1:
I am a Jehovah's Witness.

wait a goddamn minute tallesty, u want me to be begging u to celebrate Xmas with me

honour a woman na

mtcheeeeeeeew, in short I don vex *frowns*