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I can’t just stop laughing and also this post is refreshing and can bring a smile to your face.
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macaulay (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014).

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Nice post OP

Mcquine:
Nice post OP

Thank u

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