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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Williamso(m): 8:13pm On Dec 29, 2014

The ~~gods~~ mods must be crazy!!! This made frontpage?? shocked

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by KingTom(m): 8:13pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
Nxt tym add 'very' b4 d stupid

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by DesChyko: 8:14pm On Dec 29, 2014

The moderator who put this worthless information on display to Nigerians did it on purpose so that the poster will be made fun of.

I hope he/she is enjoying how things are turning out.

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by onuwaje(m): 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2014

ozoebuka1:
this is d shittest shi.t I've ever seen on a shitless site like nairaland!!!... spare me the shitty itsekiri!!!

abeg nnr becos of op insult us biko..

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Sacramento4real(m): 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2014

Childish!

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by sanali(m): 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
it's itsekiri and they re a tribe from delta state That own up to 40% of crude oil wealth in nigeria

Yeah i know its itsekiri, i saw the heading i just spell it the way i pronounce it. By the way tnkx for the info
X

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by onuwaje(m): 8:16pm On Dec 29, 2014

DesChyko:
The moderator who put this worthless information on display to Nigerians did it on purpose so that the poster will be made fun of.

I hope he/she is enjoying how things are turning out.

more like so they can make jest of the itsekiri nation

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Sacramento4real(m): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2014

Like,if you think the OP is high on ALOMO!

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by DesChyko: 8:21pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
more like so they can make jest of the itsekiri nation

Exactly.

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by upcrown2512(m): 8:22pm On Dec 29, 2014

I'm proud to be a Nigeria. We are very rich in Culture. Nice write up but some are funny.
Anyhow. You are great!!!

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Nobody: 8:22pm On Dec 29, 2014

Adaobi12:
What a wasted Mb.mtchewww. thought I will learn one or two things.

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by tuffgongjo(m): 8:24pm On Dec 29, 2014

africandictator:
Itsekiri Facts @ItsekiriFacts 20 Feb 12

>Itsekiri boys rule over all tribes

>Tiwa savage is originally Itsekiri, it's all a
publicity stunt for her to be Yoruba. We take all the good qualities from all the
tribes.

>We are cunning like Igbo , we cook like Yoruba and we rule like we're Hausa

>Women are God's gift to men but ITSEKIRI
women are God's gift to the world

>Itsekiri people are NOT extinct. We are simply in
hiding.

>Only an Itsekiri person knows the difference
between starsh and starch

>If you find an Itsekiri woman..hnmn my friend
better keep her well cause behind every
successful family is an Itsekiri wife.

>God blessed Itsekiri people

>Only an Itsekiri man will say proudly "ah! She
dey speak pidgin and cook banga soup well?? I don hit jackpot ohh!"

>Don't underestimate the power of an Itsekiri
man in love

>Behind every successful man is a great woman
and behind every great woman is an Itsekiri
friend #EnoughSaid

>There are more itsekiri women than the men.

>Itsekiri men have anger issues.

>Itsekiri women are beautiful.

>Itsekiri people are too proud.Even if they are the
lowest of the lows,they will still open their
mouth to talk about the 'lowestests' of the lows.

>Itsekiri women can cook.

>Alero is the first girl after a son/sons. Alero's
are always fine if their name is given to them
properly.

>Itsekiri men have big....

#ItsekiriFacts

I dey try find any sense in this sh#t.

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by harizonal123(m): 8:26pm On Dec 29, 2014

I smell paid avert here....... Trust me when I see one, I know it

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by upcrown2512(m): 8:27pm On Dec 29, 2014

I'm proud to be a Nigerian. We are very rich in CULTURE.
I follow your write-up but some are funny.
Anyhow. You are great.!!!!!!

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Miscellaneous(m): 8:27pm On Dec 29, 2014

africandictator:
Itsekiri Facts @ItsekiriFacts 20 Feb 12

>Itsekiri boys rule over all tribes

>Tiwa savage is originally Itsekiri, it's all a
publicity stunt for her to be Yoruba. We take all the good qualities from all the
tribes.

>We are cunning like Igbo , we cook like Yoruba and we rule like we're Hausa

>Women are God's gift to men but ITSEKIRI
women are God's gift to the world

>Itsekiri people are NOT extinct. We are simply in
hiding.

>Only an Itsekiri person knows the difference
between starsh and starch

>If you find an Itsekiri woman..hnmn my friend
better keep her well cause behind every
successful family is an Itsekiri wife.

>God blessed Itsekiri people

>Only an Itsekiri man will say proudly "ah! She
dey speak pidgin and cook banga soup well?? I don hit jackpot ohh!"

>Don't underestimate the power of an Itsekiri
man in love

>Behind every successful man is a great woman
and behind every great woman is an Itsekiri
friend #EnoughSaid

>There are more itsekiri women than the men.

>Itsekiri men have anger issues.

>Itsekiri women are beautiful.

>Itsekiri people are too proud.Even if they are the
lowest of the lows,they will still open their
mouth to talk about the 'lowestests' of the lows.

>Itsekiri women can cook.

>Alero is the first girl after a son/sons. Alero's
are always fine if their name is given to them
properly.

>Itsekiri men have big....

#ItsekiriFacts

I am embarassed! You did not put real facts of itsekiri....e.g they have the first educated nigerian traditional ruler who went to the university, they founded central bank of nigeria etc

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by fuckluv(f): 8:28pm On Dec 29, 2014

I agreed with the "cooking" aspect, they cook so much alike like the Yorubas.
They also bear similar names with Yorubas. They are loving people

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by asamaigho(m): 8:30pm On Dec 29, 2014

what kind of thread is dis?......dis are not true fact abt. itsekiri

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by bennygreat1(m): 8:32pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
Bros e dey everywhere

Itsekiri Women re Worst.!

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by onuwaje(m): 8:34pm On Dec 29, 2014

Miscellaneous:
I am embarassed! You did not put real facts of itsekiri....e.g they have the first educated nigerian traditional ruler who went to the university, they founded central bank of nigeria etc

OP didn't make mention of the first female VC in africa mrs alele-williams, he didn't make mention of festus okotie-eboh(even though he adopted being itsekiri).. he didn't mention omawunmi,oritsefemi,RMD etc... op u b mofo!!

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Nobody: 8:35pm On Dec 29, 2014

africandictator:
Itsekiri Facts @ItsekiriFacts 20 Feb 12

>Itsekiri boys rule over all tribes

>Tiwa savage is originally Itsekiri, it's all a
publicity stunt for her to be Yoruba. We take all the good qualities from all the
tribes.

>We are cunning like Igbo , we cook like Yoruba and we rule like we're Hausa

>Women are God's gift to men but ITSEKIRI
women are God's gift to the world

>Itsekiri people are NOT extinct. We are simply in
hiding.

>Only an Itsekiri person knows the difference
between starsh and starch

>If you find an Itsekiri woman..hnmn my friend
better keep her well cause behind every
successful family is an Itsekiri wife.

>God blessed Itsekiri people

>Only an Itsekiri man will say proudly "ah! She
dey speak pidgin and cook banga soup well?? I don hit jackpot ohh!"

>Don't underestimate the power of an Itsekiri
man in love

>Behind every successful man is a great woman
and behind every great woman is an Itsekiri
friend #EnoughSaid

>There are more itsekiri women than the men.

>Itsekiri men have anger issues.

>Itsekiri women are beautiful.

>Itsekiri people are too proud.Even if they are the
lowest of the lows,they will still open their
mouth to talk about the 'lowestests' of the lows.

>Itsekiri women can cook.

>Alero is the first girl after a son/sons. Alero's
are always fine if their name is given to them
properly.

>Itsekiri men have big....

#ItsekiriFacts

nonsence and rubbish +useless=nonsence.

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by onuwaje(m): 8:36pm On Dec 29, 2014

bennygreat1:
Itsekiri Women re Worst.!

bros av u tried gals from middlebelt(wont specify d state or tribe) or those gals that are used for maids et al..?? Ogbeni leave story

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by onuwaje(m): 8:37pm On Dec 29, 2014

asamaigho:
what kind of thread is dis?......dis are not true fact abt. itsekiri

op want the entire world to laugh at us... op God knws d number of ur hus

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Noneroone(m): 8:42pm On Dec 29, 2014

What a useless thread.

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by yungchop: 8:43pm On Dec 29, 2014

The last time I checked.. There are only 3 recognised tribes in Nigeria.. And you know them..

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Noneroone(m): 8:44pm On Dec 29, 2014

What a useless thread. Dont smoke during harmattan, u say no. Now see wat u re doing.

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by ozoebuka1(m): 8:44pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
abeg nnr becos of op insult us biko..

that o.p of a guy made me hate itsekiri as a tribe.

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by bennygreat1(m): 8:45pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
bros av u tried gals from middlebelt(wont specify d state or tribe) or those gals that are used for maids et al..?? Ogbeni leave story

Bros I ve not,but so far so good I ve seen them in Delta state,they re almost same tin.. An itsekiri Lady even told me that in runs in their blood..

Even in Marriage bros!!!

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Dec 29, 2014

any itsekiri man nd wimin here to testify

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Daniel058(m): 8:56pm On Dec 29, 2014

This post hit FP? Is SEUN ALSO FROM ITSEKIRI huh

Please ooooooo somebody should help me ban the op and the Mod ... For bringing this to Ft..

. FTC anyway!!!!!!

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by August17(m): 8:58pm On Dec 29, 2014

Gibberish! I didn't see any fact here. D only fact I know about itsekiri is that their women are control freak....

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Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by onuwaje(m): 9:03pm On Dec 29, 2014

duduhemit36:
any itsekiri man nd wimin here to testify

op is making jest of us

Re: Facts About Itsekiri People Of Delta State A Must Read!! by Nobody: 9:08pm On Dec 29, 2014

onuwaje:
op want the entire world to laugh at us... op God knws d number of ur hus

omere mi bokor? Onuwaje e she orukor re?

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