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EroticAngelina:
can u believe it?
I've always been afraid to kill chicken, dunno why. but today, I decided to try it! and I did it, tho my mum was guiding me.

I went to our village market, and bought this big broiler chicken. I was afraid to hold it! I even begged the seller to help me carry it to the house, rather I'll pay him, he refused saying I'm a big girl, that I should carry it! chai people were laughing at me. after much advice from ppl, I built up confidence to carry it on the bike. mehn I was so scared that the chicken will use its beak and give me Ebola or flu!!!! God help ur children.

when I reached home, I started shouting that they should come n take this chicken away from me. my bro took it and tied it to a pole, coz the b!!tch was fighting like mad! I actually felt sorry for her, she probably knew she was gonna diieeeeee!!
my bro left immediately, so that my dad would tell me to kill it instead of him
my dad said that if I kill it, he will give me something, so I agreed
boyy! it was hard at first, but started becoming easy as I progressed. my mum was helping me. I learnt not to burst the bile so that the chicken won't be bitter.

when it got to the toe nails, I felt like the nails are scratching Me!!! when I was cleaning the intestines, GOD!! I wanted to vomit! mehn! it wasnt easy mum helped me cut them coz as u see Me, I no get strength I finished and washed them with salt and food antiseptic. then I put them in the pot for spicing and boiling bfor I start frying them!

today I learnt how to slaughter chicken. clap for Mr pls
do u want to know what my dad gave me for killing chicken? he only gave me small piece of his chicken he left wicked!

next time, I'm gonna learn how to kill a goat!!

Peterockcephas:
you started your new year with something you haven't done before........ am loving that

EroticAngelina:
thanks dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

timawoku:
Don't know what y'all be talking 'bout.

Been murdering chicken since 1997


And I don't even feel guilty!

harkindele:
I'm 22, bliv me dat I just slaughtered my first chicken during xmas. Since den Hv been feeling like killing all available chickens. even slaughtered two 2day.

EroticAngelina:
can u believe it?
I've always been afraid to kill chicken, dunno why. but today, I decided to try it! and I did it, tho my mum was guiding me.

I went to our village market, and bought this big broiler chicken. I was afraid to hold it! I even begged the seller to help me carry it to the house, rather I'll pay him, he refused saying I'm a big girl, that I should carry it! chai people were laughing at me. after much advice from ppl, I built up confidence to carry it on the bike. mehn I was so scared that the chicken will use its beak and give me Ebola or flu!!!! God help ur children.

when I reached home, I started shouting that they should come n take this chicken away from me. my bro took it and tied it to a pole, coz the b!!tch was fighting like mad! I actually felt sorry for her, she probably knew she was gonna diieeeeee!!
my bro left immediately, so that my dad would tell me to kill it instead of him
my dad said that if I kill it, he will give me something, so I agreed
boyy! it was hard at first, but started becoming easy as I progressed. my mum was helping me. I learnt not to burst the bile so that the chicken won't be bitter.

when it got to the toe nails, I felt like the nails are scratching Me!!! when I was cleaning the intestines, GOD!! I wanted to vomit! mehn! it wasnt easy mum helped me cut them coz as u see Me, I no get strength I finished and washed them with salt and food antiseptic. then I put them in the pot for spicing and boiling bfor I start frying them!

today I learnt how to slaughter chicken. clap for Mr pls
do u want to know what my dad gave me for killing chicken? he only gave me small piece of his chicken he left wicked!

next time, I'm gonna learn how to kill a goat!!

Peterockcephas:
your welcome sweetie!!! how's it going over there?

harkindele:
I'm 22, bliv me dat I just slaughtered my first chicken during xmas. Since den Hv been feeling like killing all available chickens. even slaughtered two 2day.

harkindele:
I'm 22, bliv me dat I just slaughtered my first chicken during xmas. Since den Hv been feeling like killing all available chickens. even slaughtered two 2day.

EroticAngelina:
lols. abeg no kill person o!!

sammoe:
*evil laff*
Welcome to the club. Just don't go rogue...

You mustn't, I repeat, MUSTN'T jeopardize future operations.

Yours in arms,
Major Sammoe aka Slayer.

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shyna01:
bro please see a psychologist

harkindele:
No o...I no dey kill person na chickens. Even offered to help my neigbours kill their chickens

EroticAngelina:
hehehe that's good. so na so the thing dey do u?

harkindele:
D tin dey vex me ni...dat I couldnt kill a chicken b4 now.

EroticAngelina:
great! just that the network z nt that good here, and the mosquitos. you?

EroticAngelina:
great! just that the network z nt that good here, and the mosquitos. you?

Peterockcephas:
the celebration was going well in the morning but suddenly everything just durr..... mtchew..... where's the area your talking about?

timawoku:
Don't know what y'all be talking 'bout.

Been murdering chicken since 1997


And I don't even feel guilty!

EroticAngelina:
village lol

Peterockcephas:
you go there every year, right?

EroticAngelina:
not every year.. some times. like next year Dec n Jan, I won't go.

Peterockcephas:
alright. the chicken you killed, what part did you eat?

EroticAngelina:
lol umm the laps, wing and eggs ^^

Peterockcephas:
what? only you? na so you dey chop... lols

EroticAngelina:
yeeeesss oooooo!! I eat well, I'm trying to get fat.