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My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:01pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
.New year RESOLUTION. .. 1.Drinking-DELETED 2.Smoking-DELETED 3.Gambling-DELETED 4.Night Clubbing-DELETED 5.Sex-DELETION FAILED .......file is protected. Can any one tell me how to delete this file? |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Do you really need help?? |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by TrishaP(f): 6:10pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Just format your resolution and everything will be brand new. |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:25pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Fot TrishaP:If I format all my resolutions, it will now entrails I start again, and resolutions are usually done the first day, is that not so? |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by TrishaP(f): 6:30pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:It's not too late to start a new one |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:57pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
TrishaP:i will try, i am thinking its more of Bleep virus attack, |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by daralubz(m): 6:42am On Jan 02, 2015 |
very simple, jst delete ur rod of justice, i.e cut off ur penis ;Dvery simple, jst delete ur rod of justice, i.e cut off ur penis |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 11:25am On Jan 02, 2015 |
daralubz:Man that is wicked, how will I handle other functions? Comon better suggestions please I need a better anti virus do u know any? |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 11:55pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
Bro if u dnt want 2 ve ur chopstix cut off.......ve t nuetalise by one babalawo like dat |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 6:20am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Khd95:Oly boy i no want babalawo things oh, maybe pastor things might be considered. Lol. |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 6:24am On Jan 03, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:u re jokin shey Incase u want 2 c babalawo,hit my box |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 8:07am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Khd95:For sure I am joking, just saw it somewhere and decided to post it here to see people's reaction. Thanks for the suggestion, I will keep it in heart. |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:bro ah was jokin 2 ni oo I dnt no any babalawo......so wot ve u decided 2 do ur problm |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 5:32pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Khd95:my bro. My problem is a good one, alot of peeps somewhere wish they have my klnda problem, what i will do is marry 4 wives, that will over solve my problem. |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by HenCq15: 7:08pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
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Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
That data is highly protected,it needs manufacturer hand |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 9:52pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Ipledge:Maybe or maybe not, if manufacturer put hand him fit refurbish the disc completely, man problem go dey oh, ego beta make we leave the disc like that |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 3:54pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:4 wifes khe ........u ve reduced ya lifespan b dat ni |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 8:05am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Khd95:Lol na true my bros I no think go that area. Lol, wetin be the solution now |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 8:59am On Jan 05, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:seek. Oluwas face Baba God pass em |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 11:44am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Khd95:true talk ore mi, that is the best advise ever thanks |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:haba dnt mention it joor[quote][/quote] |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 12:52am On Jan 30, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:haba baba na little tin b dat na[quote][/quote] 1 Like |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by SenatorJames(m): 11:32pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
hopeforcharles:Prayer. meanwhile it can only be suspended and not deleted, because sex is a factory fitted tools meant for a stipulated time. |
Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by hopeforcharles(m): 5:59am On Feb 01, 2015 |
SenatorJames:Yeah true talk Bro, Prayer changes things |
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