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Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op):
Here's Buhari with a certificate, something you thought you'd never see in your life.

Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op):
If you came expecting to see a medal you're in the right place. Asking Buhari to produce a cerficate is like asking Shekau for his Baptismal card. It doesn't exist, not in this life or the next life. Western education is haram.

Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op): 10:00am On Jan 03, 2015
Maybe a cow ate his certificate.

Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by temitemi1(m): 10:01am On Jan 03, 2015
Buhari certificate dey with shakau in sambisa forest grin... GEJ till 2019!!
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Nobody: 10:06am On Jan 03, 2015
DickTator1:
His certificate is being printed now as we speak
https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CENTENARY-GEJ-BUHARI.jpg

Jonathan don release am..
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op): 10:08am On Jan 03, 2015
PvtParts:
https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CENTENARY-GEJ-BUHARI.jpg

Jonathan don release am..
Eureka!!!!

His certificate is ready. wow!! haters please do the needful.
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op): 10:14am On Jan 03, 2015
MODS please FP, lets show the world Buhari's not an illiterate.
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Funniez: 10:15am On Jan 03, 2015
Chai diaris God o
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by edy4u: 10:18am On Jan 03, 2015
I used to like nairaland before... But this days, it has been taken over by pdp children and their corrupt thugs
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by PapiWata: 10:18am On Jan 03, 2015
I can see that the certificate being handed to terror gang leader Buhari, as a peace gesture by Nigeria's president, is a BIG certificate, with nice BIG kindergarten lettering to make it easier for the semi-literate recipient, Weeping General Buhari, to read when he gets home to his village in the desert.

The only thing wrong with the above picture is of course that Buhari evidently mistook that Election Loser's Certificate for a licence to kill civilians any time he suffered another electoral defeat. It is therefore advisable for President Jonathan to REVOKE that certificate with immediate effect, or at least declare it null and void, to render it a worthless living-room wall decoration.
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op): 10:20am On Jan 03, 2015
edy4u:
I used to like nairaland before... But this days, it has been taken over by pdp children and their corrupt thugs
Better than when APC thugs were running amok I think.
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Monimatic(m): 10:23am On Jan 03, 2015
DickTator1:
Here's Papa Buhari with a certificate, something you thought you'd never see in your life.
Even this Pa Buhari WAEC result be like BlackBerry Pin ; 8F91A1
APC supporters n Buhari bootlickers can add Pa Buhari BlackBerry PIN of failure to their BBM
The BlackBerry pin once again is 8F91A1
Pa Buhari where ur Certificates Abi u no go school?
grin grin grin

Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by DickTator1(op): 10:27am On Jan 03, 2015
Monimatic:
U are just another Fulani Kunu Drinking illiterate like Buhari.
Even this Buhari WAEC result be like BlackBerry Pin ; 8F91A1
APC supporters n Buhari bootlickers can add Buhari BlackBerry PIN of failure to their BBM
The BlackBerry pin once again is 8F91A1
Buhari where ur Certificates Abi u no go school?
grin grin grin
hahahahahaha!!!

Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by PapiWata: 10:31am On Jan 03, 2015
Monimatik haba na the OP you wan fight again. Abi you no read the ting when the man write well-well.

The picuture when OP post don show we all say na Presido Goodluck dash Buhari the ONLY certificate when Buhari get.

That one mean say Buhari never take eye see inside classroom since dem born am, sotay Jonathan kukuma DASH am certificate out of pity.

Oya apologize for OP now, and promise am say you nogo drink kai-kai belle-full again, come begin dey type for internet like how as you do today.
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Lisaflex(f): 10:37am On Jan 03, 2015
Roflmao! @ op..I like d sarcasm n ur sense of humor is kul grin
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Trut(m): 10:41am On Jan 03, 2015
Monimatic:
Even this Pa Buhari WAEC result be like BlackBerry Pin ; 8F91A1
APC supporters n Buhari bootlickers can add Pa Buhari BlackBerry PIN of failure to their BBM
The BlackBerry pin once again is 8F91A1
Pa Buhari where ur Certificates Abi u no go school?
grin grin grin
Hehehehe
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Nobody: 10:48am On Jan 03, 2015
Monimatic:
Even this Pa Buhari WAEC result be like BlackBerry Pin ; 8F91A1
APC supporters n Buhari bootlickers can add Pa Buhari BlackBerry PIN of failure to their BBM
The BlackBerry pin once again is 8F91A1
Pa Buhari where ur Certificates Abi u no go school?
grin grin grin
grin u don kill mee
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Nobody: 10:59am On Jan 03, 2015
It took me awhile to actually figure out what that 8F91A1 represents...LOL. Eight F9s and One A1 in Islamic Studies.
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by THUNDER4real(m): 11:12am On Jan 03, 2015
Buhari that is Boko haram, How can Nigerians be expecting him to have a cert? The English he speaks is the one he managed to learn in army...
Re: Buhari Displaying His Certificate At Last, Haters Go And Die by Nmeri17: 1:16pm On Jan 03, 2015
dicktator you're heartless grin grin
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