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Dangerous Orgasm! by Dranatomy: 7:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
SEX EDUCATION -Series 8...

......DANGEROUS ORGASM!!

Sex /love making that exceed three times a week is considered excessive. Therefore, any orgasm which exceeds 3 (three) times a week is considered overdose. Unlike any other activity done in excess, it comes with its own side effects. The side effects are discussed below :

1. CONSTANTLY FEELING EXHAUSTED /WEAK; In men, torns of heamoglobin are technically destroyed anytime they get involved in sex. For sake of space, i will reserve the pathophysiology. But the issue remains that, lower heamtocrit (hb level in blood ) Will always invite anorexia, loss of appetite, chronic body weakness and emaciation. Same is applicable to women.

2. EMACIATION ; Some loses weight pretty good that it becomes so noticeable by others. They will always hear questions like "ha sister, you need to add up oo.. Ha brother, u need to add up small.. Ur really going down oo.. Were you sick?. Reason being that their low blood heamoglobin-induced loss of appetite has really make food their enemy. You will mostly see these type of folks surviving on drinks, alcohol meats etc.

3. INABILITY IN CALCULATING COMPLEX MATHEMATICS ; Reason been that ur brain is already so dampened by dopamines and other chemicals released during orgasm. You cnt think straight due to blurry memory until after some days.

4. EASILY FORGETS ; All emanates from the same blurry memory. You see urself forgetting anyhow.

5. LOW ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE ; You read and forget. Sometimes you mix up issues while writing exam. You hardly can even assimilate what you read. Some look so stupid, while for real, they are extremely brilliant and intelligent.

6. ANOINTING GOES DOWN ; At this point, you bind demons and demons will look straight in your eye and say Peter i know, paul i know, who are you? Compare single pastors with the married ones. Spiritual life is also at stake.

7. YOUR WHOLE LIFE BECOMES SO COMPLEX; You don't know were to start planning and were to stop.

8. EXCESS SLEEP ; You sleep and miss important appointments. Before you know what's up, sack letter enters, business terminations here and there. Sometimes, frustrations in life.

9. WEAK KNEES AND JOINTS; This trend is currently idiopathic but its easily seen in women than men.

10. HAND TREMOR; Outside hypo and hyper thyroidity, shaky hands is ideal with excess orgasm. Here the fellow have problem passing a thread through a middle. Sometimes, the lower limbs wil join. For sake of space ,i reserve the mechanism to when we shall have a live health talk together. There, you will be given enough opportunity to ask ALL your health questions NICODEMUSLY in public all for sake of privacy. we know how we do it.
So having gone through that discussion, I wil like to say that sweet things are always easy to abuse. No doubt about that but MAY WE NEVER ABUSE ORGASM. For those intending to marry ,this discussion is also ideal for you.

N/B; Not all lovemaking 'session must end in orgasm. Sometimes, lovemaking is only use to create more intimacy and strengthen love bonds. So lets be guided accordingly oo mbok. Abasi odiong fi oooooooooooo.........

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Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by mdbissalla(m): 7:52pm On Jan 03, 2015
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Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by SIRKOL(m): 7:54pm On Jan 03, 2015
Dem go hear u? All these yeah yeah leaders of 2moro

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Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:56pm On Jan 03, 2015
If one is physically fit and healthy then number 1 will be out of it. Sex is one good exercise nature has provided us with. As for number 2, how person go "bang" finish, go dey drink garri and salt? Na die him jus dey die go. When one eats nutritous meals consistently and also endeavour to rest, then multiple rounds of sex would have zero-effect on one's body-weight. After a good round of sex, i dey always sleep like a log of wood.

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Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by nobilis: 7:57pm On Jan 03, 2015
Is that so?
Self proclaimed evangelist and doctor.

What about women who can have more more than 5 orgasms in one single sexual encounter?
And what about some men who have multiple orgasms?
You just sat in that your "evangelistical" chair and thought up something that seemed wise unto you and you decided to put it up here.

What is it the bible said about wisdom, foolishness and closing the mouth?

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Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:58pm On Jan 03, 2015
mdbissalla:
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E be lyke say e neva to tey wey u escape from uselu psychatric hospital.
Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by nobilis: 7:58pm On Jan 03, 2015
O dikwaara unu egwu.
All these MOGs who are outwardly averse to everything sexual but yet inwardly randy.
Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by mdbissalla(m): 8:05pm On Jan 03, 2015
PRISTINEMUSCLES:

E be lyke say e neva to tey wey u escape from uselu psychatric hospital.

one day go come tell us say sex no good for body again, better u sitdown dey look d girl till sleep come carry u go.

hmmm dis sex na nature bringam oooo mek una no dey too much eye for dia ooo? ??
Re: Dangerous Orgasm! by Pizzy01(m): 8:24pm On Jan 03, 2015
Story for the gods.
This story is made in Nigeria for the BBC.

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