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Bleshh:
For real?



Me like Maths like anything!


Hope say money dey involved sha

holareh:
seydam I sight una

WELCOME TO PAGE 208

holareh:
seydam I sight una

WELCOME TO PAGE 208

worisj:
A hundred thousand views @highkey you don enter ghost mode shey?

Highkey:
worisj how u dey? U don finish reg?

philipstweets:
if any1 should touch me in futa hostel, even insult... All i need to do is to make a phone call with ur full name and u will never graduate.....if God should help u, it would be after 8yrs or transfer to another uni..

israelboy1:
let birth certificate be from a doctor/hospital not from lawyer oooh.....wetin concern dem concern your birth matter...or else...those in-charge will tear it *the paper* in your presence....they can chew it self...*if you catch them eating it...abeg..run for your life..you know not what they can chew after that*

philipstweets:
ok nw, im nt boasting o. I have officially covered political rally for mimiko 4 times. Through the help of my boss. He is one of the offical photographers of ondo state government. So when it comes to being mouthed, i got direct contact to 2special advicers and the office of ondo state governor (media). They knw me personally...wat would i be doing in futa if i didnt have connections Incase u dont knw, i would be the pro photographer dat would represent ma boss here in akure to cover some selected government programs.......so lets nt even go to the connections or being mouthed part....do u actully fink i bought ma iphone wif ma money?? LOL. Awoooof!

Owlumeday:
dhizkid hava. Er u done wit ur own?

Dhizkid:
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No o.it remains d uploading stuff,bt i wan confirm y sumpple waz nt suxcesful nd sum waz b4 i finalise submission.coz i wan quickly apply 4 hostel.anybdy wit an idea.WHY?asap

Owlumeday:
i don upload ma own ooo nd it says screening not successful

Owlumeday:
bro er u also a fresher. Cos dere was notin of such on d results page. Only o level and it doesnt save wen u click on it

Jdrake:
Guys please am in a state of delinma oooh....my ma'am sed she's gonna giv me wat I nid in terms of doodstuff on saturday,which means I wil cum 2 skul only on sunday..nd nw I hv nt completed my reg of which d actual prob is signin my affidavit nd courts are nw on strike,please am rilli a confused dude nw..ur advices are urgently needed ooh plsSsss

state of Dilemma ,u mean?

and u mentioned "Your Ma'am"

Am sure u know wah a "Ma'am" is?
A Ma'am cannot be ur Mother, so am guessing u are living with another woman (not soo old i guess) who aint your mum



no mind me jare

SIGN UR AFFIDAVIT WHEN U RESUME NEXTWEEK-- thats d official time when registration begins!!

u can sign d affidavit in FUTA for 300box!!!

simmieyoung:
Who dey go school on saturday?and nah ojota park make we roll together oo

Jdrake:
Guys please am in a state of delinma oooh....my ma'am sed she's gonna giv me wat I nid in terms of doodstuff on saturday,which means I wil cum 2 skul only on sunday..nd nw I hv nt completed my reg of which d actual prob is signin my affidavit nd courts are nw on strike,please am rilli a confused dude nw..ur advices are urgently needed ooh plsSsss

IamTOBBY:
e be lyk say na that iphone be the biggest fone in your family. Abeg iphone wah?

philipstweets:
im going on saturday day, via ojota park

whatdafuvk:
am tru with mine.hav gotten accomodation sef....shebi ur computer has a keyboard...when in d section d,jhes press control key and minus key(minus key is at d top right side of d keyboard)2geda...u wld see a space 4 exam yr and numba in the same table u enterd ur o level result..d reason 4 dhis ish is becos d firars page is java script powered which makes it more like an application

whatdafuvk:
dnt tell me u dnt have a car becos i expect u 2 have a range rover sef....big boys dnt do parks ooo

Jdrake:
Guys please am in a state of delinma oooh....my ma'am sed she's gonna giv me wat I nid in terms of doodstuff on saturday,which means I wil cum 2 skul only on sunday..nd nw I hv nt completed my reg of which d actual prob is signin my affidavit nd courts are nw on strike,please am rilli a confused dude nw..ur advices are urgently needed ooh plsSsss

Owlumeday:
tanx man. One love. I saw it nw when i used ma fone so am gonna try it on d system tomorrow.

seydam21:
try to crosscheck nd correct ur mistakes.....mybe u've left a compulsory space unfilled

holareh:
All of una just dey rush.... If u no finish ur reg for home, cum finish am for skul naw btw Philip are u on watsapp, 2go, bbm, any of d 3.....

philipstweets:
jesus!! What dah phuck r u saying If u can drive me, there is a toyota 4runner jeep at home.....if u drive me to akure, ull bring the car back home. Popsi would only allow me stay in school wif a car in 200level.....and we got no driver.

Owlumeday:
tnx. I wud do dat tomoa

whatdafuvk:
shut da fuvk...dat implies u are a small boy still depending on ur fada's car...i wld take u crious wen u stp taking credit 4 ur fada's wealth...u were proud 2 sai u attended st gregory...like u sent ursef dere..am sure its ur dad dat's paying ur futa fees...shut up next time big boys are talking....ok??

*ROTFL*



















U might b wrong u know....

it might be his Dad depending on Him!!!!!!




buh this sh*t just made me laff!!!!!



WTF!!!!!!?






Mayb the Toyota geh flat tyre!