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#I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 6:37pm On Jan 09, 2015
A GEJite/TANoid was being a pest with certificate certificate certificate post on my other thread......So I responded in this manner to it:

I'd rather lose my certificates than watch 200 girls and 18 female soldiers taken away as sex slaves.

I'd rather lose my certificates than let a bunch of militants steal 400,000 barrels per day while my country is broke.

I'd rather lose my certificates than let my family live in perpetual darkness while my account is filled with $100M.



I figured you may have better responses.


GMB 2015. Anticorruption is in our DNA.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by TechRev: 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
How can one loose what he does not have?
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 6:44pm On Jan 09, 2015
TechRev:
How can one loose lose what he does not have?
You obviously lack something as well. grin grin

I'd rather lose my certificates than claim a PhD degree but display the intellect of a Junior Secondary School dropout.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by DickDastardly(m): 6:50pm On Jan 09, 2015
LRNZH:
A GEJite/TANoid was being a pest with certificate certificate certificate post on my other thread......So I responded in this manner to it:

I'd rather lose my certificates than watch 200 girls and 18 female soldiers taken away as sex slaves.

I'd rather lose my certificates than let a bunch of militants steal 400,000 barrels per day while my country is broke.

I'd rather lose my certificates than let my family live in perpetual darkness while my account is filled with $100M.



I figured you may have better responses.


GMB 2015. Anticorruption is in our DNA.
Noise maker, your Elder Pa Buhari would have been striped of his millitary medals in saner climes for lacking the basic requirement for joining the millitary.
Keep wishing this living Ancestor Candidate of yours smells Aso rock. The nearest we can allow him near Aso villa is as a gateman. cheesy
We already are ready for you mad dogs as we have all the straight and crooked whips fresh hot to whip your stinky wishful asses in line grin
Now go on wishing cool
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 7:00pm On Jan 09, 2015
DickDastardly:
Noise maker, your Elder Pa Buhari would have been striped of his millitary medals in saner climes for lacking the basic requirement for joining the millitary.
Keep wishing this living Ancestor Candidate of yours smells Aso rock. The nearest we can allow him near Aso villa is as a gateman. cheesy
We already are ready for you mad dogs as we have all the straight and crooked whips fresh hot to whip your stinky wishful asses in line grin
Now go on wishing cool
I'd rather lose my certificates than read out a coup speech at a political rally as a Civilian President. shocked
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by Xcex: 7:22pm On Jan 09, 2015
Ur elda state man dat aided abacha 2 loot our economy n aftawards said abacha neva stole frm nigeria, is dat anti curroptn 4 u? Or d man dat was entosicated wit power n religion 2 deal wit pple frm oda ethnicity, man come nxt month roll out ur bombs we're waitin on all fronts. Pissout
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 7:25pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than claim my best friends want to assassinate me because of campaigns
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by meforyou1(m): 7:31pm On Jan 09, 2015
Oh, cattle rearer buhari that jihadist ahmadu bello pushed into the army on quota system lost his certificate?
Ok, no problem. We will help him find them.
But first, assist us, which secondary school did buhari attend and which year did he graduate? If you assist with the names of his known classmates, it will make the recovery easier.
Or even the primary school he attended and year of graduation.
Don't talk of the busted US war college, he just fraudulently attended a seminar there, using Nigeria Army money.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 7:37pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than claim to be shoeless while encouraging more stealing in 5 years than IBB could do in 8 years.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by Dereformer(m): 7:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
LRNZH:
A GEJite/TANoid was being a pest with certificate certificate certificate post on my other thread......So I responded in this manner to it:

I'd rather lose my certificates than watch 200 girls and 18 female soldiers taken away as sex slaves.

I'd rather lose my certificates than let a bunch of militants steal 400,000 barrels per day while my country is broke.

I'd rather lose my certificates than let my family live in perpetual darkness while my account is filled with $100M.



I figured you may have better responses.


GMB 2015. Anticorruption is in our DNA.
Your will rather lose your certificate than see a bloodfree election.

You would rather lose your certificate than see a Nigeria free from terrorism.

You would rather lose your certificate than be led by a law abiding man.

You would rather lose your certificate than see your children serving their father came back to you alife.

You would rather lose your certificate than have a one and united Nigeria.

You would rather lose your certificate than remember your phone number.

Gej till 2019.

Modified
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 7:49pm On Jan 09, 2015
Dereformer:
Gej till 2015.
I'd rather lose my certificates than let my wife be on EFCC's wanted list.

GEJ till 2015. Yes I concur grin
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than scam Ndi Igbo into believing I am one of their kinsmen to get votes for peanuts in return.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by dinachi(m): 8:18pm On Jan 09, 2015
I will rather loose my certificate than vote for the clueless candidate of witches and wizards GEJ...the blood sucking demon PGEJ
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 8:21pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than wear only my village's traditional attire until OBJ pointed it out to me 4 years into my presidency. grin
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by Vicotex(m): 8:24pm On Jan 09, 2015
[s]
LRNZH:
I'd rather lose my certificates than claim my best friends want to assassinate me because of campaigns
[/s] I bind and cast all the spirits of Alamajiri outa this thug..


Gej till buhari kicks bucket
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 8:26pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than plan to toll Ndi Igbo in 2015 for a future bridge I promised them during 2011 campaigns.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by dinachi(m): 8:29pm On Jan 09, 2015
Vicotex:
[s][/s] I bind and cast all the spirits of Alamajiri outa this thug..
Gej till buhari kicks bucket
I bind and cast out every spirit of witches and wizards in you....go and sin no more....Buhari till Jonathan goes to Kirikiri for fraud
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 8:31pm On Jan 09, 2015
dinachi:
I bind and cast out every spirit of witches and wizards in you....go and sin no more....Buhari till Jonathan goes to Kirikiri for fraud
I'd rather lose my certificates than pardon a criminal wanted both in the UK and Nigeria because he is my Godfather in militancy.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 8:44pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than claim Transformation Agenda but 80% of Nigerian youths unemployed after 5 years
http://www.informationng.com/2014/06/80-of-nigerian-youths-are-unemployed-cbn-official.html
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by Vicotex(m): 8:52pm On Jan 09, 2015
dinachi:
I bind and cast out every spirit of witches and wizards in you....go and sin no more....Buhari till Jonathan goes to Kirikiri for fraud
see diz apc juju leader wan baptise me with the spirit of APC.

Buhari can't even memorize his phone number.

#gej till buhari tell us what Ojukwu did to deserve the prison sentence
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 8:58pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than have a debate with ghosts and Koko Master for President of Nigeria.

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Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 9:08pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than be President while claiming America will know where our missing 20 Billion Dollars is.
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 9:13pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than be the living husband of widower. grin
Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by gen2briz(m): 9:58pm On Jan 09, 2015
You're so on point.
GMB till GEJ get real sense.
#changejonathan
#changeispossible
Together we can make it happen.

Re: #I'd Rather Lose My Certificates...... by LRNZH(op): 10:15pm On Jan 09, 2015
I'd rather lose my certificates than not give a damn about fighting corruption
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