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Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Ahmed0336(op): 2:39pm On Jan 11, 2015

others includes
Straight legs +10,000
Bow, k and cocoyam leg -25,000
Tribal marks -30,000
with ikebe + 25,000
without Ikebe -35,000
oya let the computing begins

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by kilokeys(m): 2:43pm On Jan 11, 2015

lol
sweetheart.. u know urself kiss

medium height(fair) #80k
slim #10k
dimples #15k
bossoms #20k
no tummy #20k
beautiful eyes #5k
no ikebe - #35k
short hair - #15k
.[s]...............................................[/s]
total #100k

would make first deposit by month's end. of 10k monthly.

by october.. u r moving in.. u hear?

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Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 11, 2015

lol, I dy come, lemme access my gf

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Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by dechandel(f): 10:50am On Jan 12, 2015

kilokeys:
lol
sweetheart.. u know urself

medium height(fair) #80k
slim #10k
dimples #15k
bossoms #20k
no tummy #20k
beautiful eyes #5k
no ikebe - #35k
short hair - #15k
.[s]...............................................[/s]
total #100k

would make first deposit by month's end. of 10k monthly.

by october.. u r moving in.. u hear?

Chei..

Who is the iyawo?
I need to give her some words of wisdom

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by kilokeys(m): 12:24pm On Jan 12, 2015

dechandel:
Chei..
Who is the iyawo?
I need to give her some words of wisdom

u should look in the mirror o. advice yasef o tongue

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jan 12, 2015

chai see as guys dey down grade girls. My bride price will determine how ur life will be after marriage grin

lobatan

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by dechandel(f): 2:01pm On Jan 12, 2015

kilokeys:
u should look in the mirror o. advice yasef o

Heheheheh
I just assesed myself now o
And i dont look like the description you gave tongue

Take your time o

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by kilokeys(m): 2:03pm On Jan 12, 2015

dechandel:
Heheheheh
I just assesed myself now o
And i dont look like the description you gave
Take your time o

what did i get wrong dear tongue

u can't have all na.. thats why i cancelled the ikebe

shocked

or shey u get ni?

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by dechandel(f): 2:13pm On Jan 12, 2015

kilokeys:
what did i get wrong dear
u can't have all na.. thats why i cancelled the ikebe

or shey u get ni?

Stop all this tongue

You and i know the girl with that bride price

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by hungryboy(m): 2:13pm On Jan 12, 2015

Big eyes- 15k
Big eyes with ikebe-15,500
Big eyes with flat yansh - 15,200
Big eyes with big bobby - 15700
Big eyes with small bobby-15,100
Big eyes with both big ikebe and big breast- 16500
Big eyes were im father na dangote or otedola - 50k
Big eyes were be graduate- 30k
Big eyes were be illiterate - na she go pay the groom price

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Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by kilokeys(m): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2015

dechandel:
Stop all this
You and i know the girl with that bride price

if i was speaking in GBP and not naira..
still too small? undecided

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by dechandel(f): 2:32pm On Jan 12, 2015

kilokeys:
if i was speaking in GBP and not naira..
still too small?

GBP?? You just didnt state that na
100 thousand pounds?? When are you coming for the intro? grin

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by kilokeys(m): 2:59pm On Jan 12, 2015

dechandel:
GBP?? You just didnt state that na
100 thousand pounds?? When are you coming for the intro?

very soon. when u come back to naija.. make sure we see.. ill like to see d expensive machine i am about to buy. check the engines, and last service date. grin

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Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by dechandel(f): 3:49pm On Jan 12, 2015

kilokeys:
very soon. when u come back to naija.. make sure we see.. ill like to see d expensive machine i am about to buy. check the engines, and last service date.

The machine will be worth the penny wink

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Ahmed0336(op): 11:26pm On Jan 13, 2015

hungryboy:
Big eyes- 15k
Big eyes with ikebe-15,500
Big eyes with flat yansh - 15,200
Big eyes with big bobby - 15700
Big eyes with small bobby-15,100
Big eyes with both big ikebe and big breast- 16500
Big eyes were im father na dangote or otedola - 50k
Big eyes were be graduate- 30k
Big eyes were be illiterate - na she go pay the groom price

lwtmb ooooo

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by immaculatengang(f): 9:04am On Jan 24, 2015

hungryboy:
Big eyes- 15k
Big eyes with ikebe-15,500
Big eyes with flat yansh - 15,200
Big eyes with big bobby - 15700
Big eyes with small bobby-15,100
Big eyes with both big ikebe and big breast- 16500
Big eyes were im father na dangote or otedola - 50k
Big eyes were be graduate- 30k
Big eyes were be illiterate - na she go pay the groom price

Bros Oya upload ur babe pix cos I dey vexxxxx huh

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by immaculatengang(f): 9:05am On Jan 24, 2015

OP Weldone eh undecided

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Ahmed0336(op): 9:42am On Jan 24, 2015

immaculatengang:
OP Weldone eh

Thank You eh wink

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by theNetdiva: 9:56am On Jan 24, 2015

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LWKMD OH

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Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 6:56am On Jan 25, 2015

[quote author=hungryboy post=29724490]Big eyes- 15k
Big eyes with ikebe-15,500
Big eyes with flat yansh - 15,200
Big eyes with big bobby - 15700
Big eyes with small bobby-15,100
Big eyes with both big ikebe and big breast- 16500
Big eyes were im father na dangote or otedola - 50k
Big eyes were be graduate- 30k
Big eyes were be illiterate - na she go pay[b] the groom price[[/b]/quote]
grin

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by alotofgrace(m): 2:14am On Jan 26, 2015

talkative....minus #35000

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Ahmed0336(op): 1:45pm On Feb 05, 2015

alotofgrace:
talkative....minus #35000

just say u dey look for free wife

Re: Female Nairalanders Know Your Brideprice Now!!!! by Ahmed0336(op): 9:55pm On Mar 15, 2015

OP Oya na

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