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| 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 11:58pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Here are 10 funny facts about sex 1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes Lord. 2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. 3. Makes some people natural observers = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah fastestttt. 4. Makes some people anounce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo 5. Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear it. Let me feel it 6. Others become respectful = I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you 7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,... U are my world. 8. Makes some ladies turn beggers = yeah Please don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me... Please do it again. 9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaaashaaa haaahaaa. 10. Some become ethnic: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani... Where do u belong? 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Kingsasian(m): 12:05am On Jan 13, 2015 |
That question is meant for the ladies, including those that fake moaning and orgasms. |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Greyworld: 12:21am On Jan 13, 2015 |
Op yu are a big R A M 4 sale Just kiddin........ 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 12:23am On Jan 13, 2015 |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 13, 2015 |
it also takes u to hell |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 12:24am On Jan 13, 2015 |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by missdebs(f): 1:28am On Jan 13, 2015 |
lmao...sex is a beautiful thing (in marriage) |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Olypeppy(f): 10:36am On Jan 13, 2015 |
4 and 5 got me laughing...... |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by whillyamz98(m): 11:52am On Jan 13, 2015 |
Rflmao....... Wetin dem go do hence they cant resist the pleasure....e just tooo sweet |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by whillyamz98(m): 11:54am On Jan 13, 2015 |
1 2 4 5 just makes me laugh out loud |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by hahn(m): 5:03pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
5naira:And your parents 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 8:24pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
hahn:i tire oooo please ask him for me |
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