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10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 11:58pm On Jan 12, 2015
Here are 10 funny facts about sex

1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes
Lord.
2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh.
3. Makes some people natural observers = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah
fastestttt.
4. Makes some people anounce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear it. Let me feel it
6. Others become respectful = I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you
7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U endlessly,... U own
my life,... am Urs forever,... U are my world.
8. Makes some ladies turn beggers = yeah Please don't stop,...
continue please ,... give it to me... Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa
aaaashaaa haaahaaa.
10. Some become ethnic: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa
shumba!...shumba kani...

Where do u belong?
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Kingsasian(m): 12:05am On Jan 13, 2015
That question is meant for the ladies, including those that fake moaning and orgasms.
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Greyworld: 12:21am On Jan 13, 2015
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Just kiddin........
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 12:23am On Jan 13, 2015
grin
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Op yu are a big






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Just kiddin........
if i hear....... grin
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Just kiddin........
if i hear.......smiley
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 13, 2015
it also takes u to hell
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 12:24am On Jan 13, 2015
grin
Greyworld:
Op yu are a big






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Just kiddin........
if i hear....... grin
Greyworld:
Op yu are a big






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4 sale













Just kiddin........
if i hear.......smiley
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by missdebs(f): 1:28am On Jan 13, 2015
lmao...sex is a beautiful thing (in marriage)
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by Olypeppy(f): 10:36am On Jan 13, 2015
4 and 5 got me laughing......
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by whillyamz98(m): 11:52am On Jan 13, 2015
Rflmao....... Wetin dem go do hence they cant resist the pleasure....e just tooo sweet
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by whillyamz98(m): 11:54am On Jan 13, 2015
1 2 4 5 just makes me laugh out loud
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by hahn(m): 5:03pm On Jan 13, 2015
5naira:
it also takes u to hell
And your parents
Re: 10 Things Sex Can Do (funny) by blaze2cool(op): 8:24pm On Jan 13, 2015
hahn:
And your parents
i tire oooo please ask him for me
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