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Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist.

FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband.

She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections.

We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission:

“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter.

Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband.

I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country.

I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s wife).

Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years.

I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically*

Thank you jf people”

She made the above statement when jf asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ.

Source - JF

hmmmm

hmmm

Mrs Bombastic Jonathan at her Best.

So she wants to cook everybody?

LMAO



But seriously what has cooking gat to do with elections?

elantraceey:
So she wants to cook everybody?

LMAO



But seriously what has cooking gat to do with elections?

Gej in his campaign speech in enugu said buhari is planning to send all our mothers back to the kitchen. But pej is contracdicting that here if she actually said so.

If our mama and wife nor cook i wonder who go cook.

: make una nor wundjure persin dis Sunday evening with laughter.*cough nd clear throat*We need to see Mama Peace certificate and her hubby thesis.biko

Sometimes, I do wonder if Mrs. Patience went through secondary school education, not to talk of University.

If these type of speech can come out of the first lady of Nigeria's mouth in a campaign for that matter, that means she has shown us how incompetent and stupefied she might be.

Ewooooo! My belle o.

FNN====Fake Naija News
I refuse to believe
#Oya where's ur link to d gist

Truth24:
FNN====Fake Naija News
I refuse to believe
#Oya where's ur link to d gist

No offense but your statement is kinda rude. And I'll be expecting you to apologise after I've dropped the link.

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U will cook everybody, every month. Pls somebody should interprete the statement o

This Woman No Go Kill Person With Laugh....