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so diz 1 too go make frontpage
Seun and d mods...issorite
KONTINU ..u er

What if he did poo on himself. No be human beign he be? This guy has nothing going for him, just his name that is sweet. Y'all should stop posting trash as news cos this is not newsworthy. I DON'T FU*KING WORSHIP SO CALLED CELEBS F*UK EM.

What makes Patoranking's poo special news na, ehn? So hot shiit wey catch celebrity don begin make front page for Nairaland? Shiit dey either black or yellow, him own come out with encrusted diamonds?

He became known when Super chickens beat Yemen 2-0

baybeeboi:
pls who is Patoranking?
We don't know Him here in Yemen

No news @all
even in my skul pple take N20 bus to main gate only to go and poop comfortably in a bank.

i don heear

big tnks 2 d security man dat save my nigga

[color=#990000][/color] so he eventually shat the shit?

Mykel4God:
The Headies Award Next Rated Singer,Patorankingrevealed via his instagram account how a Zenith Bank Security man saved him from embarrassing himself publicly.
Posting on his instagram page, the reigning dancehall singer said he was in his car when the urge to purge came over him and there was no rest room around to defecate.
He was however saved by a bank’s security man who allowed him to use their restroom.

“Plz my wonderful people on Instagram abeg make una help me thank this security man for Zenith Bank at Akin Adesola VI.. the guy saved my life.. after lunch sum days back na so heavy shit catch me for middle of road. I begin sweat for inside AC, na so security man let use the toilet. I almost release am for body thank God for the security man.am so grateful,”


Patorankingwrote on Instagram.http://yabaleftonline.com/

BADT GUYZ. BADDEST GUYZ. YOU FOR SHYT FOR BODY NA..

fortunately.lol

Haha...How d hell did dis make frontpage?

Pishur of him blocking his asshole(apology for that word) with his hand and pleading,or i don't believe it.

Lol... let's check his pant if it's not wet already with two drops

Viktoh:
Lolz...pato 4 poo 4 body

The guy for become kpata ranking...shitty pants
Lol

Mehnnn to sweat for AC lol, I understand coz e Don happen to me b4 lol

And that ws hw pato and his purging made front page..i mst become a celebrity

bigtt76:
So ona celebrities de sh!t too? Sorray ar tink say na poor peopo lek us alone #mtscheeeeeeeew Instead wey ona go invest in good public toilets ona rather spend on Champaigne and Range Rover ...you for sh!t inside naaa as ona de wait for these yeye governmenst to build ona toilets

droppings? seun and word censor don come again.

thank God for saving your ass

eesy:
For saying thank you on instagram to a mere security man, I give him A1.

Mere security man is what you called him. We need serious reorientation in this country.

lastmessenger:
Mere security man is what you called him. We need serious reorientation in this country.

I didnt mean to say a mere security man. Its just that there are some people that once they hammer they seem to ignore others which he didnt.

You say make I help you thank who I no see?

I stop you say make you no take Andrew liver salt? NEXT!

But patoranking suppose settle the dude oh

Him yarsh dey leak!!!

nerodenero:
He became known when Super chickens beat Yemen 2-0

Super chickens.....dat must be the nick-name you've given to Germany

The guy gentle for face sha, but na bad guy. U dey inside car, notin dey wrong if you shit for body then u drive home to clean up yourself and your car seat. I dey shame for this post sha

He is patorankiNg... a Nigerian. I knw hin wen I travel last year 2014 to Nigerian.

I hope he prays he is still relevant after February

How wont it make frontpage.. when all the mods went to school with wizkid and davido

so u day shit.loxxxxxxxxx.I think say big bois like u no day shit

at last this kind post make fp, @ the way post dey fp, one day if celebrity poo una go put am for fp.