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Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by superneutral(op): 12:03am On Jan 19, 2015
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol
for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things
being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre?

Jonathan: N87.

Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know
simple arithmetic?

Teacher: buhari what is d answer?

Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our
change formular is;
If N119 changed to N49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27

Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?

Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can
solve it.

Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by Nobody: 12:27am On Jan 19, 2015
Very funny indeed.
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by braine(m): 12:46am On Jan 19, 2015
Well, you try. cheesy
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by chaarly(m): 1:32am On Jan 19, 2015
dis cracked me up grin grin
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by Chazzyboy: 2:24am On Jan 19, 2015
And u think buhari will make fuel sale for N27
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by jerflakes(m): 3:12am On Jan 19, 2015
Chazzyboy:
And u think buhari will make fuel sale for N27
grin

grin

HEY MAN, I'M A GEJ SUPPORTER.

JUST ENJOY THE JOKE.

THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT WORTH THE HEADACHE.

#GEJ/PEJ 2019
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