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You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by omartins(op): 6:12pm On Jan 23, 2015
Though not funny when it happen, but recalling the memories I always laugh it out.
I was in a canteen eaten. A soldier comes in and order for 3 amala and 2 meat(N50 each).
Busy consuming what is infront of me, a man comes in and order for 5 goat meat(N400 each) and two stout.
After taken one stout and two meat, he stand up to go.....

This conversation ensue:
Soldier: Where are you going
Man: Back to office.
Soldier: What of the remaining meat?
Man: I'm ok.
Soldier: Do you pay for these ones(pointing to the remaining meat and a bottle of stout).
Man: Yes.
Soldier. Then, you must finish it.

The soldier raise his gun and order the man to seat down and finish the food.
We thought its a joke, but the soldier is serious accusing the man of wastage and corruption. He drag the man back to his seat, pointing his gun on the man's head.
Watching in amazement, the man stuff his mouth with the meat and drink the stout before he was allowed to go.
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by ezeonline2(m): 6:24pm On Jan 23, 2015
grin grin grin grin
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by endy4oxide(m): 6:33pm On Jan 23, 2015
pinsure or adonbelivit
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by marshalcarter: 6:35pm On Jan 23, 2015
undecided did he shoot him??...did the man finish it??
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by yorex2011: 6:43pm On Jan 23, 2015
grin grin
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by omartins(op): 8:17pm On Jan 23, 2015
He did, sturfing his mouth with it.
marshalcarter:
undecided did he shoot him??...did the man finish it??
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by SOUNDKING: 10:26pm On Jan 23, 2015
Thats a good way of teaching, if it hapen sha.
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by sonikstargirl(f): 10:55pm On Jan 23, 2015
"Wastage and corruption"
like seriouslly... shocked undecided
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by kuuljay(m): 12:18pm On Jan 27, 2015
It's possible during military rule,dont think it is now sha,nice lesson
Re: You Must Finish This Food! - Soldier. by paulatm: 10:53pm On Oct 14, 2015
Na s ;Do
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