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adamskutty:
[s]this sh1t got me cracking my ribs, the spotless adams sexxx-starved?

Nigget probably ran out of lines, u are the seexx-starved ape here, remember how u quickly came kissing the azz of ur fellow she-boon, this pussiluminous galactopage that doesn't even know what a pucci looks like is talking about sexs? Definitely signs of end times.

U pompous,stuck-up, snot nosed,gaint twerp, u are a fvck face, dickhead azzhole, u stink-kicking, st1nking, horse manure, smelling motherfucker.

Bullsh1t! It looks to me like the best part of u ran down the crack of ur momma's rotten azz and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

My dog told me, remember the one u m0lested?
That ur hairs around ur pipe is so hairy it mistook it for the jackson5 afros in the 70s, before u talk about hygiene, why don't u start my clearing all those forest with a cutlass a shaving stick will get lost in there[/s].

what a brainless whimp!

i asked you to go fvck ya momma didnt i? heck! this baboon isnt making any iota of sense. I knew you were getting confused all along and i'm yet to start with you.

Are you done feeding from the dustbin like i asked you to or are you still hungry? Here, i am done pooing, come feed yourself some more from my sumptuous feaces my bingo.

You really need to get laid, its a pity your mother was gang-banged by a team of orangutan and monkeys, little wonder you look like a baboon, such that every girl you accost rejects you on account of you fugly look, you come on nairaland and keep shouting pucci...pucci.

what a puzzy you are, fvcking despicable, rejected, dejected, miserable piece of shyte!

adamskutty:
[s][s]Shizzle111 pls make it fast, u inferior being.

Ur mister hate to be kept waiting, my thumbs are itching me so bad.

U dirt eating piece of slime, u scum sucking oig, u son of a motherless goat.

I'm shuttling between threads you arzewipe.

You aint worth expending my entire time on you worthless dingbat

Some Nigerians could be so funny. I avoided this thread since yesterday, thinking that the beautiful lady made a grammatical error, not knowing it's a typographical error. Can this be compared with the grammatical missiles Jonathan and Patience throw? Was it not the President that said that the day after December 28 was New Year Day? Was it not the one that told Dbanj tha job security is the presence of security men on stage when he is performing?

DeviIhimself:
What do you expect from the "kworopshun" coroner's daughter?


I keep saying that Buhari is using his daughter to seduce gullible Nigerians but it's dead on arrival.


Even the daughter knows that his father don't have certificate

Even the daughter knows that HIS father don't have certificate.





See your life? She made a mistake in spelling (fourth as forth). Every person in his/her right senses makes such mistake. But look at your sentence "Even the daughter knows that his father don't have certificate", does it sound sensible to you? I'm not an English language freak but at least, I can now see that she makes more sense that you. #dontquoteme

asadike:
nna, d werey will b smelling real bad. U no they are good at forking their daughters. Dis one d ugly baboon is mentioning pucci pucci, d daughter is in serious trouble.

he is my bingo, i have ordered him to go fvck his mother, he will come back and tell me how 'sweet' his mothers stenchy and infection riddled pucci tastes

shizzle11:
what a brainlesse, rejected, dejected, miserable piece of shyte!

U owe me 2 lines, moda'fvcker!

U know why i reply so fast, it's because i don'tbread ur post no more.

But i can't help myself but to read this one, i said to myself i need to know what keeps my slave so long to reply me.

And i must confess, it sounds like primary 1 rhymes to me, eating from dustbin, fvckimg momma bla bla bla!

Shit, this nigger now types mama as momma? U are seriously learning from ut mister, u must know i ain't dissing u, i am just lecturing u

Just because u banged ur momma and papa, doesn't mean i will do the same, i reject u squeaking rat,a mistake of nature, u weren:t born, u were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of u.

U didn't crawl out of a normal egg, but rather a mutant maggot egg.

Ur mum dumoed u at birth and died of shame in recognition of what she had done to an unwilling world. ALAS, it was too late.

chimkaire:
Shizzy, let this ish slide. Stop dignifying this degenerate

sweery i'll try to. Just that irritants like him need be put at the sucker-way level to which they belong

[quote author=liljboy post=30171066][/quote]Ode u neva hear worse off before? I didnt type "of course". I am above all that.

shizzle11:
he is my bingo, i have ordered him to go fvck his mother, he will come back and tell me how 'sweet' his mothers stenchy and infection riddled pucci tastes

haba! I for say! Shizzle, u didn't tell me,u had a mad dog on d loose, that dog for bite me if no be God. Nna, I think your dog has contacted rabies. If forking his momma will keep it calm, pls allow it o.

adamskutty:
[s]U owe me 2 lines, moda'fvcker!

U know why i reply so fast, it's because i don'tbread ur post no more.

But i can't help myself but to read this one, i said to myself i need to know what keeps my slave so long to reply me.

And i must confess, it sounds like primary 1 rhymes to me, eating from dustbin, fvckimg momma bla bla bla!

Shit, this nigger now types mama as momma? U are seriously learning from ut mister, u must know i ain't dissing u, i am just lecturing u

Just because u banged ur momma and papa, doesn't mean i will do the same, i reject u squeaking rat,a mistake of nature, u weren:t born, u were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of u.

U didn't crawl out of a normal egg, but rather a mutant maggot egg.

Ur mum dumoed u at birth and died of shame in recognition of what she had done to an unwilling world. ALAS, it was too late.[/s]

bla...bla...bla....

same inane and empty bubbles from a despicable piece of sh1t. Nonentities like you need to be quarantine from the rest of human and made to habitat with baboons...cos thats what you are, a monkey specie. Leaving you to dwell among humans is an affront to the human population.

I will head the call of reasonable humans and sheathe my sword for now, but knowit that henceforth you are officially my bingo and will be under my radar going further.

Meanwhile you havent told me how tasty your mommas monkey dick-ravaged puzzy was, guess she gave you a good fvck and enjoyed it to?

My assignment to you...keep fvcking her until when next you cross my lane for more decimation from me.

shizzle11:
I'm shuttling betweengbat

My slave!

I set the rules here.

U as my property,u must dedicate all of yr time to me( yr lord) or imma push grenades into ur mouth, tie u to a truck and drag across the cactus filled wasteland of ur zoo.

U answer only to me, and it is ur duty to entertain me, u waste of flesh, u are the morel equivalent of a leech, u are a living emptiness, a meaningless void, y are sour and senile, u are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross eyed toad.

I have said it before and i will keep on saying it, i need to trace ur bloodline and terminate all sublings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of ur polluted genes, the good news is that no humans will ever mate with u, so we don't have to go into the sewers in search of ur git.

Now bend down low, y must be very hungry, lick and suck the holy cum of my dog.

[quote author=liljboy=30171024]Idi0t. I wonder why u are all shouting atop ur keypads cos of ordinary typing error which is a norm.

U nko "his father don't have certificate". Do u know u are worse off cos ur own na grammar bomb while hers was just a normal typo error.[/quote]Ode wey dey quote me. U never hear or see worse off before? I didnt type "of course". I am above that.

shizzle11:
sweery i'll try to. Just that irritants like him need be put at the sucker-way level to which they belong

Mad monkey calling someone swerry.

This is a very thirsty baboon who wish to hook up online,

U brain will be put to better use in a baboon rather than squandered like it is in urs.

U stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder, fucking clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginious junk.

searider: No matter how wrong or the level of illiteracy her dad has attained; she has the right to defend him.



Correct my grammar if you like. I have spoken.

God bless u sir....

I don't get why we leave the relevant things for the irrelevant....
They refuse to take note of the message she was passing across. Even here on nl we still supported them....


That the reason why our politicians thought we aren't serious yet and they keep ruling the youth their own way...

asadike:
haba! I for say! Shizzle, u didn't tell me, u had a mad dog on d loose, that dog for bite me if no be God. Nna, I think your dog has contacted rabies. If forking his momma will keep it calm, pls allow it o.

Lol...my apologies dear

Dont worry, i wont let it bite you, that's why i always have its chain on its neck anyday i decide to let it play outside. I will cure it of the rabid its suffering from very soon.

Its my bingo, so its always under my control, it will bring me feedback after fvcking its momma

shizzle11:
bla...bla...bla....

sams my lane for more decimation from me.

It is obvious u are using my style.

Bla bla bla is another one, u uncreative piece of shit, what u have in that coconut brain of urs is printed circuits, if brains were gasoline, yrs wouldn't be enough to power a bike half way round a bb.

U keep on banging and sucking ur mommas rotten, patched, worn-out maggot infested pucci everyday, after that pucci of hers had been use by 7 dogs for an 0rgy( through that process u came to this world).

I am beyond shock that the pucci of hers survived up to this time.

Infact, comparing u to a bacterium is an insult to bacteria

You musn't run from yr lord, it's ur duty to entertain me. U bastard.

adamskutty:
[s]Mad monkey calling someone swerry.

This is a very thirsty baboon who wish to hook up online,

U brain will be put to better use in a baboon rather than squandered like it is in urs.

U stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder, fucking clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginious junk.[/s]

your mental state is deteriorating and you have started laughing hysterically again like a epileptic cum lunatic? seriously who did this to you?.

Do you even know the meaning of those words you mumble up senselessly together in a bid to sound impressive.?

Honestly you need to butchered this moment with a mallet and your worthless cadaver fed to wild animals to feast on. Your continued existence is a serious high risk to worthy living humans.

Asadike y and shizzle11 are my two baboons.

U as the shebaboon and him as the hebaboon will make a very good match, i need to tie u two in the same catch and release y'all from time to time when i am bored and need to be entertained.

You two, don't need to worry yourselves about bananas, i got plenty in stock.

shizzle11:
Lol...my apologies dear

Dont worry, i wont let it bite you, that's why i always have its chain on its neck anyday i decide to let it play outside. I will cure it of the rabid its suffering from very soon.

Its my bingo, so its always under my control

thanks dear. Pls hold am tyt o

She has deactivated her account...

adamskutty:
Asadike y and shizzle11 are my two baboons.

U as the shebaboon and him as the hebaboon will make a very good match, i need to tie u two in the same catch and release y'all from time to time when i am bored and need to be entertained.

You two, don't need to worry yourselves about bananas, it got plenty in stock.

shizzle, abeg come and cage your dog o.

shizzle11:
your mental state is ds.

I have always been laughing as u entertain me m0ron, i must confess u are a very good entertainer.

But that doesn't change the fact that u are still the dumb little monkey i found in the gutters few years back.

And that still doesn't change the fact that u should be slaughtered like a goat,with ur limps,head and all ur bodly parts cut off and thrown into the sea for the fishes to feed on.

U ain't normal and the gift of this air u breath should be taken away asap, breathing this same air with normal humans is an insult to us, u and ur sheboon i mean.

The defender of sheboon.

asadike:
shizzle, aour dog o.

I trust ur baboon companion, he will surely answer u straight away.

I have given "it" orders to entertain me.

I just want to know, how has it been banging u?

Is it through the anus, pucci or mouth or all 3?

U two are a great match.

But u still a Biafra housemaid tho.

And my slave as well.

adamskutty:
[s]I have always been laughing as u entertain me m0ron, i must confess u are a very good entertainer.

But that doesn't change the fact that u are still the dumb little monkey i found in the guttets few years back.

And that still doesn't change the fact that u should be slaughtered like a goat,with ur limps,head and all ur bodly parts cut off and thrown into the sea for the fishes to feed on.

U ain't normal and the gift of this air u breath should be taken aways asap, breathing this same air with normal humans is an insult to us, u and ur sheboon i mean.

The defender of sheboon[/s].

you are a bleeping bastad!

your mum must be embarrassed at this thing she calls a child, you are a complete waste of spermatozoa, if only your deranged mother took a mixture of alomo and bitter leaf water to flush you, the wold would have been a better place with one less iddiott.

You need to be hanged by the crotch, tied to a truck, dragged a distance of 50km and then wild dogs made to devour you for lunch, cos worthless thins like you are aren't meant to be buried like humans.

If stewpidity and iddiocy is to be measured in watts, you will reach a whooping 3000watts, your stewpidty knows no bounds. You need to be locked up in a dungeon and shot at the skull at close range

asadike:
shizzle, abeg come and cage your dog o.

its under my control, but its sickness is now at a chronic stage, pls get inside lets it bites you

shizzle11:
its under my control, but its sickness is now at a chronic stage, pls get inside lets it bites you

infact, I don lock door join.

my bingo adamskitty, i will let you run around the house for now, i need to concentrate right now but i will cage you as soon as i'm back.

For now enjoy your freedom

asadike:
infact, I don lock door join.

Good! i will lock it inside its cage till further notice, its becoming too stubborn these days

Garrithe1st:
Op you are an illiterate.

Nigerians blasts......

It's "Nigerians blast...".....

Didn't they teach you subject-verb agreement in secondary school?

Olodorious illiterate.....

an illiterate? chai

See even some NLers can't type good English.

#Lmao

See where concentrating on mistake and not the message the writer is trying to pass across has landed us...

We now throw punches at one another on the thread ...

For your information, Zahra has deactivated her twitter handle . Are u all satisfied now?


Quote me to say something negative and lost your phone.

shizzle11:
you are a ble in a dungeon and shot at the skull at close range

well, since it is now obvious, that u uncreative piece of trash copy my lines e.g being tied to a truck and drag on the ground.
I will just have to do a repost of it,since it's basically my own lines.
You are a bleeping bastad!

your mum must be embarrassed at this thing she calls a child, you are a complete waste of spermatozoa, if only your deranged mother took a mixture of alomo and bitter leaf water to flush you, the wold would have been a better place with one less iddiott.

You need to be hanged by the crotch, tied to a truck, dragged a distance of 50km and then wild dogs made to devour you for lunch, cos worthless thins like you are aren't meant to be buried like humans.

If stewpidity and iddiocy is to be measured in watts, you will reach a whooping 3000watts, your stewpidty knows no bounds. You need to be locked up in a dungeon and shot at the skull at close range.



I will only add more lines, when u repay me the 3lines/replies u owe me.
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My slave is indeed very confused, abandoned by the sheboon he tried to defend and left to face the wrath of his mister alone.

Now, this is very sad.