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1. A sinner will enter the muslim heaven if his sins are not too big! (Sura 53:32).

2.There is going to be a lot of sexual activities in paradise. Allah talks about a lot of virgins which no person or angel have deflowered. One hadith says each muslim will be entitled to 500houris, 4,000 virgins and 8,000 non-virgins - making 12,000 women altogether - just for one person!
Prophet Mohammed also said that the lowliest of the inhabitant of paradise will be he who has 80,000 servants and 72 wives..

3.Plenty of wine in the islam paradise..Prophet Mohammed said 'He who drinks wine in this world and dies when he is addicted to it, not having repented, will not drink it in the next'..

There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger!

And what will the women get in paradise?

basilico:
And what will the women get in paradise?

Hmmm...Prophet mohammed didn't say anything about women....but I think they will also receive what the men would receive..

And that's a plus..There would be lesbianism in paradise.

The women will enjoy the straffing nah. See as Satan dey decieve people and dem no dey even sitdown think am. Its so sad.

Forget about the women..its a man's world..

Make dem forget the women? Hmmmm. Dats means deris no need for dem abokis to kill us nah. because dem dey kill us so that dem go qualify to get women. Mehnnnn. Who knows how hard it is to disvirgin a babe and prepare her for the real thing. Just imagine doing that to 72 sexually naived women. Dat na serious work oooo. Abi dem no go get penial fracture? Hmmmm. But wait oooo. After u don disvirgin dem, if dem Come enjoy am, hmmmm. Anyways, Allah go give them eternal erection to fulfil the pleasure. How stupid is that? Fornication and random sex in Allahs heaven. SMDH

Men will also have a permanent erec.tion in heaven.

Anas09:
Make dem forget the women? Hmmmm. Dats means deris no need for dem abokis to kill us nah. because dem dey kill us so that dem go qualify to get women. Mehnnnn. Who knows how hard it is to disvirgin a babe and prepare her for the real thing. Just imagine doing that to 72 sexually naived women. Dat na serious work oooo. Abi dem no go get penial fracture? Hmmmm. But wait oooo. After u don disvirgin dem, if dem Come enjoy am, hmmmm. Anyways, Allah go give them eternal erection to fulfil the pleasure. How stupid is that? Fornication and random sex in Allahs heaven. SMDH

Men will be given permanent erec.tion in heaven..

onetrack:
Men will also have a permanent erec.tion in heaven.

Exactly..

DDeliverer:
1. A sinner will enter the muslim heaven if his sins are not too big! (Sura 53:32).

2.There is going to be a lot of sexual activities in paradise. Allah talks about a lot of virgins which no person or angel have deflowered. One hadith says each muslim will be entitled to 500houris, 4,000 virgins and 8,000 non-virgins - making 12,000 women altogether - just for one person!
Prophet Mohammed also said that the lowliest of the inhabitant of paradise will be he who has 80,000 servants and 72 wives..

3.Plenty of wine in the islam paradise..Prophet Mohammed said 'He who drinks wine in this world and dies when he is addicted to it, not having repented, will not drink it in the next'..

There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger!

With absolutely all the grief that ever mourned, that still mourns, and that can ever mourn the blood by
which Jesus was kicked off all the glory of Solomon whilst he was on earth; I do have to enjoin all those that truly would I believe
they indeed follow The Christ (all these being mostly such as those that kicked Jesus off that glory of which I
speak) to seek the city which is to come (this being all they would seek, were they truly following The Christ) that city which, being the
Christian Heaven, is none other than the glory kicked off Jesus whilst he was on earth.

- Ikoro Iyineleda.
(www.theholyhomily..com).

Allahs heaven is for the extremely sexually perverted folks.

lastmessenger:
Allahs heaven is for the extremely sexually perverted folks.

They don't care!!

DDeliverer:
They don't care!!

And that is why they are ready to die via Jihad or suicide bombing so that they can get into their eternal sexual reward from their do called Allah.
What a dirty heaven?

You know sometimes its is just so amusing that people who are expecting golden mansions and white robes in heaven thinks the people who are expecting wives in heaven to be delusional... whats the difference?
lmao......aaaaaaaaah religion nawa ooooo

Dem go born children? if yes Nna, plenty children go full Allah's heaven. Imagine 72 women give birth to about 30 children each?

Erm, what happens in the Christian version of heaven? I need to make a choice

TheIkoro:
With absolutely all the grief that ever mourned, that still mourns, and that can ever mourn the blood by
which Jesus was kicked off all the glory of Solomon whilst he was on earth; I do have to enjoin all those that truly would I believe
they indeed follow The Christ (all these being mostly such as those that kicked Jesus off that glory of which I
speak) to seek the city which is to come (this being all they would seek, were they truly following The Christ) that city which, being the
Christian Heaven, is none other than the glory kicked off Jesus whilst he was on earth.

- Ikoro Iyineleda.
(www.theholyhomily..com).

And even the Pharaoh Seers (due to whom I say the Sir Do Sees) do see well enough to know that which
Jesus declared to be the glory of Solomon - the CONglomerations built (in their own case) by the hands of CONvicts with the hands of the CON through which
they would the gullible and the fool be a CONvert of theirs; the CONglomerations that is the city which is to come, yet is in no hereafter.

- Ikoro Iyineleda.
(www.theholyhomily..com).

ProfessorPeter:
Dem go born children? if yes Nna, plenty children go full Allah's heaven. Imagine 72 women give birth to about 30 children each?

I never think of that children aspect before...
Hmmmm..let me think about it..

kevoh:
Erm, what happens in the Christian version of heaven? I need to make a choice

You are yet to decide? Aah!