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Buhari's Clock by felifeli(op): 7:12am On Feb 01, 2015
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall with clocks on it. He asked, "Why have you got so many clocks?"

"Those are Lie-Clocks," replied St. Peter. "Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Have you got a clock for Muhammadu Buhari ?" asked the man.

St Peter replied, "We're using it as a ceiling fan."
Re: Buhari's Clock by galadima77(m): 7:35am On Feb 01, 2015
so dry? really?
Re: Buhari's Clock by Caseless: 8:38am On Feb 01, 2015
Idiat! Is there anyone that has lied like jonathan?
Re: Buhari's Clock by felifeli(op): 12:01pm On Feb 01, 2015
galadima77:
so dry? really?
How would you know dry ? This joke is not for people like you who have never laughed before in their life. Only Sai Buhari !... Sai Buhari !.. you know how to shout like imbe-cile grin grin grin
Re: Buhari's Clock by felifeli(op): 12:01pm On Feb 01, 2015
Caseless:
Idiat! Is there anyone that has lied like jonathan?
Go siddon. You are caseless. grin grin
Re: Buhari's Clock by galadima77(m): 12:29pm On Feb 01, 2015
felifeli:
How would you know dry ? This joke is not for people like you who have never laughed before in their life. Only Sai Buhari !... Sai Buhari !.. you know how to shout like imbe-cile grin grin grin
this one too is dry... i hope u dont intend making a fruitless career out of ur dry imagination? lolz
Re: Buhari's Clock by felifeli(op): 12:56pm On Feb 01, 2015
galadima77:
this one too is dry... i hope u dont intend making a fruitless career out of ur dry imagination? lolz
You no see how your own no dry ? He dry pass my own well well . Go drink kunu grin grin
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