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Cut! Cut!! Cut!!! by pigin(op): 3:19pm On Feb 02, 2015
I decided to go and chill out in Mr
Biggs
when I saw one guy with his
girlfriend
enjoying themselves. Not too
long, in
front of them was the waiter with
the
bill which was about 20k.
To my surprise the girl quickly
opened
her purse brought out 21k, paid
and told
the waiter to keep the balance.
After the
waiter had left, the guy started
asking
her, baby why didn't u allow me
to take
care of the bills. It was then the
girl
said something that impressed
me, she
actually told the guy that she's not
after
his money that the only thing she
needs
from him is his love, care and
attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a
voice
''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!!
It was the director and right
behind me
was the camera man, it was then
I said
to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear
oooo.
Na movie dem dey shoot, no
wonder !!!!!!!
because de last time dis kind thing
happen
for real life na 1900 during the
time of
Lord Lugard.
Re: Cut! Cut!! Cut!!! by holyteeboy(m): 3:35pm On Feb 02, 2015
funny but not funny..........i hope you understand
Re: Cut! Cut!! Cut!!! by pigin(op): 3:41pm On Feb 02, 2015
holyteeboy:
funny but not funny..........i hope you understand
Sadistic malady complete it!!!
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