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Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by dinachi(op): 8:11am On Feb 03, 2015
Jonathan the candidate of witches and wizards is a force of darkness against the will of God!
Jonathan has supretended over the greatest looting spree ever witnessed in Nigeria.
Jonathan who supports and shields corrupt people cannot be God's candidate! God abhors corruption and evil.The bible says, He loves righteousness and hates wickedness(corruption), whereas Jonathan loves wickedness (corruption) and hates righteousness!
The Bible says he who cannot take care of his household is worse than an infidel! Nigeria is Jonathan's household and he has woefully failed to take care of her! Just look at the case of the abducted Chibok girls. Jonathan falied yo protect them
Any Christian be he a pastor or member who supports Jonathan is directly trying to slap our God in the face.
God loves the upright.
Pls vote Buhari/Osinbajo come FeBuhari 14 2015.
They are upright men.
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by Princecalm(m): 8:13am On Feb 03, 2015
Even though you are supporting GBM as i do, that should not make you blasphem.
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by dinachi(op): 8:16am On Feb 03, 2015
Princecalm:
Even though you are supporting GBM as i do, that should not make you blasphem.
Sorry about my choice of words! GMB 2015.
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by dunkem21(m): 8:20am On Feb 03, 2015
Dumb.
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by asadike(f): 8:20am On Feb 03, 2015
Gej my God given val
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by dinachi(op): 8:22am On Feb 03, 2015
dunkem21:
Dumb.
Dumbest Dumbo
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by asadike(f): 8:24am On Feb 03, 2015
[quote author=dinachi post=30380194][/quote]ignored
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by kay1one(m): 8:27am On Feb 03, 2015
Na so religious war dey start! Tomorrow they'll say its one uneducated impoverished a.boki somewhere that started it not knowing its someone with access to the internet! Grow up!
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by dinachi(op): 8:29am On Feb 03, 2015
asadike:
ignored
Laughed at! grin grin grin
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by asadike(f): 8:31am On Feb 03, 2015
dinachi:
Laughed at! grin grin grin
dirty teeth
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by busterr(m): 8:31am On Feb 03, 2015
lol if god na man his cheeks go swell from numerous slap he will get then.
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by richardomoko: 9:18am On Feb 03, 2015
Shut up! So we should now vote for Buhari? See ur silliness can't make u verify your accusations. GEJ would win this election because I would rather cast my vote for someone I'm sure won't islamicize the country.
dinachi:
Jonathan the candidate of witches and wizards is a force of darkness against the will of God!
Jonathan has supretended over the greatest looting spree ever witnessed in Nigeria.
Jonathan who supports and shields corrupt people cannot be God's candidate! God abhors corruption and evil.The bible says, He loves righteousness and hates wickedness(corruption), whereas Jonathan loves wickedness (corruption) and hates righteousness!
The Bible says he who cannot take care of his household is worse than an infidel! Nigeria is Jonathan's household and he has woefully failed to take care of her! Just look at the case of the abducted Chibok girls. Jonathan falied yo protect them
Any Christian be he a pastor or member who supports Jonathan is directly trying to slap our God in the face.
God loves the upright.
Pls vote Buhari/Osinbajo come FeBuhari 14 2015.
They are upright men.
Re: Any Christian Who Votes Jonathan Has Just Slapped God! by dinachi(op): 10:01am On Feb 03, 2015
richardomoko:
Shut up! So we should now vote for Buhari? See ur silliness can't make u verify your accusations. GEJ would win this election because I would rather cast my vote for someone I'm sure won't islamicize the country.
One Word. Shut Up!
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