This light yellowish/buttery coloured slimy gel in a
transparent jar with a blue cover still remains fresh
in our memories. It's been a skin-protecting staple
since 1872, when the first patent for petroleum jelly
was introduced. But did it ever occur to you that the
all time evergreen Vaseline has more beauty and
fashion uses than just rubbing it on children's skin?
Bet you didn’t! We present to you 15 other amazing
things you can do with the petroleum jelly.

1. CUTICLE CREAM: Keep a little tub of Vaseline by the sink and work into cuticles twice a day. It’s all you’ll need to prevent cuticles from growing. Vaseline moisturize dehydrated nailbed.

2. FACIAL MOISTURIZER: Because it’s non-
comedogenic, (does not block the pores of skin)
petroleum jelly is perfect for locking in moisture
without risking breakouts.

3. EYEBROW TAMER: Control errant and unruly hairs and shape brows by brushing on a tiny dab of petroleum jelly using a toothbrush.

4. DIY LIP PLUMPER: Put a pinch of cinnamon in your Vaseline and you’ve got a lip plumper that
rivals anything you can buy at the beauty counter.

5. NAIL POLISH NEATENER: Before applying
polish, trace petroleum jelly over cuticles and the
skin around your nails using an eyeliner brush or
pointed cotton swab. If you then accidentally paint a
little outside the lines you can just wipe off the
mistakes after lacquer dries.

6. SHOE POLISH: If you don’t have standard
polish on hand, shine and soften shoes almost as
well by rubbing on Vaseline and buffing off the
excess.

7. EYE MAKEUP REMOVER: Just a dab instantly breaks up the toughest mascaras and waterproof liners, while leaving skin around the eyes moisturized.

8. HAIR DYE STAIN PREVENTER: Keep hair dyes from staining your forehead and ears by rubbing a thin layer of petroleum jelly just below your hairline and over each ear before coloring hair.

9. PERFUME PROLONGER: Smooth a bit of
petroleum jelly on your skin wherever you’re going
to apply perfume, and spray as usual. It will help the scent to stick.

10. MAKESHIFT MASCARA: Sweep on a light coating of petroleum jelly instead of mascara. It fakes the appearance of longer, thicker lashes, but looks much more natural.

11. LIPSTICK STAIN REMOVER: The next time you get lip-color on clothing, blot petroleum jelly on the spot as a pre-treatment, then wash as usual.

12. RING REMOVER: Have you been wearing your ring for a long time and it seems a bit hard sliding it off? use petroleum jelly as a lubricant.

13. OVERNIGHT HAND & FOOT SOFTENER: Slather your hands and feet in petroleum jelly and wear socks and gloves to bed. This will help to lock in the moisture and keep it from rubbing off. By morning, they’ll be soft and smooth — and will stay that way.

14. LUMINIZER: Petroleum jelly can be used on its own as makeup to add a little shine to eyelids
cheekbones or lips, creating a surprisingly luxe
looking sheen for such an affordable formula.

15. PREVENT ‘CHAFFS’: If at any particular time you have to struggle with chaffing skin, rub petroleum jelly wherever you tend to chafe. It’ll lubricate and protect skin.

bad boys from the west coast (Nigeria) use it;
-to masturb8
- to tidy up a tight CUNTinent with a mighty machinery
-to drill borehole in a rocky mountain
- to moisten lips for samesex attraction

15 .....for anal s*ex
16.....mastub
17......ask tosyn2much

hmmmm good to know

Its also an important equipment during the hart mattan period

Vaseline Joke

A prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for
money and food, and finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the
wife to the bed, and gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do what he tells you,
no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too."

apply white powder on ur eyelashes, then a little amount of Vaseline then use ur mascara brush to brush ur eyelashes. makes ur eyelashes longer and sexy

dharmmay:
apply white powder on ur eyelashes, then a little amount of Vaseline then use ur mascara brush to brush ur eyelashes. makes ur eyelashes longer and sexy

I will try it