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We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by bilms(op): 8:53pm On Feb 05, 2015
MR PRESIDENT WE LOVE YOU BUT OTUOKE NEED YOU MORE !!!

When you arrive buy generator because you did
not fix power.

Buy boat because they still dont have roads.

You can't do fishing business because they are still
under the oil spill carnage.

You can come to Lagos to buy food because the
farmlands in Rivers and Bayelsa are destroyed by
uncleaned oil spills over the years.

If you want to go to Onitsha you will suffer traffic
hold-up on the old Niger bridge because the new
one you promised did not get of the drawing
paper.

Going to the north? You cant try it because of the
Boko-Haram insecurity you could not quell.

That international business u want to do at
retirement, you will do so at bitter huge cost cos
you will spend over N200 to buy a dollar. You
could only make d Naira depreciate rather than
appreciate.

As you go home you will have distrust and
disrespect for the Nigerian system, because you
know how corrupt you left it.

Thank you for increasing tarriff on imported cars
to 70%, Nigeria now have hope of gold medal at
Olympics trekking marathon. We dont produce
automobile in real sense. New cars still cost an
arm and a leg. And banks don't give credit.

The Ibori that your government could not find to
prosecute for money laundering. British
government did that job for you, he is serving
13 years in British jail now.

Its your idea that governments do better in second
term. No problem but for us its only a government
that deliver in first term that we can give a
second term. You can ask Obasanjo.

When you get to Otuoke, you can call Obasanjo
and blame him for not supporting you, but
remember he gave you the GSM you will use to
make the call.

Thank you Mr. President but some of us have
decided to try somebody else rather than be on
stand-still for another four years.
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by Perfectwazobia: 9:19pm On Feb 05, 2015
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Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by cutieberie1(f): 9:30pm On Feb 05, 2015
boring......
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by henchamb(m): 9:36pm On Feb 05, 2015
cutieberie1:
boring......
Why wont it be boring to you. Onye ohi
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by zantama05(m): 9:38pm On Feb 05, 2015
#I HAVE DECIDED14FEBUHARI TO cast my vote and wait (in the polling) till my vote counted, Escort it to INEC and wait there till the exact figures deliver-protect,deny and repeal who ever tamper with the process kiss

Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by TITOBIGZ(m): 9:39pm On Feb 05, 2015
grin grin grin,nd he shud not 4get his shoes in aso rock Oo.
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by cutieberie1(f): 9:47pm On Feb 05, 2015
henchamb:
Why wont it be boring to you. Onye ohi
lol...sir i dont have tym...is it quarel..smh
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by bilms(op): 11:50pm On Feb 05, 2015
grin grin
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by medamillion(m): 1:21am On Feb 06, 2015
*He should also try to get Mama Peace a private English teacher so that her grammar will not BOMB Otueke.

*He should also not forget to preach the Gospel;"Stealing is not corruption in Otueke".
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by bilms(op): 6:54am On Feb 06, 2015
hum
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by Bifwoli: 6:58am On Feb 06, 2015
Otuoke means the big kraal (king's house)in Zulu.

So i guess that means Aso Rock needs GEJ even more?
Re: We Love You, But Otuoke Need You More (must Read) by bilms(op): 9:53am On Feb 06, 2015
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